Dunno but I watched him play a low stake 18 man. Badly tho.
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By the fckin way son, did you tell anyone how that shit went down?
So I got QQ and my guardian angel pkrfce tells me to go all in, so I do, and god almighty they hold. I'm moved to another table and excited cuz I'm doing good and I look good in front of my fellow Canadian. You know how those assholes on TV WSOP have friends on the sidelines ? That's me! I'm a fckin star! Next I get AK and raise that shit,motherfucker gets quad 4s and there goes half my stack, and it went sour from there,fer fucksakes man.
leper, if you ever get to the GTA from Regina ya gotta come to Bill's on a Friday. Would be quite the interesting affair, especially if we had Wetts and folded there at the same time.
leper, if you ever get to the GTA from Regina ya gotta come to Bill's on a Friday. Would be quite the interesting affair, especially if we had Wetts and folded there at the same time.
Ya I'll do that as soon as I cash out my 10 fuckin bucks on pokerstars. You guys watch out I'm coming to take your stacks.
Plus I googled GTA from regina and grand theft auto came up.
LoL, u know i wake up this morning and I think u know I'm a try build my bankroll from 20 bucks to what the fuck ever. Like a sad fckin case man. It's just not gonna happen for me man, it's not my destiny.
I put a guy hyper heads up all in with pocket 8's to finish the match and go on with my building, of course he calls with 10 8 and flops a fckin ten, so now he's trying to take me out and I get pocket queens ,he puts me all in with his 77, and you know I don't even look at the screen anymore Cuz I believe I have some kinda fckin power that puts the seven on the board when I fear it, so I'm squinting as I look out the corner of my eye to see if I can see the outline of a 7 and sure enough motherfucker eh. I've played 10 matches since last night , 2 of them horribly played, and the rest dominating and I'm still at even.
Like fuck man, I should just buy a fckin metal detector and hit the playgrounds.
Well I guess it's that day huh?
Let me to tell you how it went,
I decided to fck turbos.
I had a $90 bankroll and it seemed a lot easier for me to make 5 bucks with a $50 buy in in a cash ring game than to make $5 in a $5 buy in ring game, so I played super tight and anytime I won $5 or more I got the fck out until next time. It was working, in 3 days of a couple hours a play a day I built my bankroll to $190. I was happy.
But at the same time I felt I was walking on ice, just waiting to crack and go completely under and the cracks just so happened to be endless amount of
C-Bets.
They tested my patience and won.
That's what they're there for, not to size up or test your hand but to test your patience.
Apparently Everybody and their fuckin grandmas grandma is hitting the flop these days. Half of them don't even know why theyre cbetting, it's not to get info cuz if you give it to them they still call your reraise with nothing. It just started to get a little too old. So than I started to play chicken way too much and I absolutely went apeshit and started reraising all in against a cbet, one guy called with bottom pair and busted me, took only a couple hours to bust what I worked for.
Yeah yeah I know it's a part of the game and standard.i just have major tilt issues.
I'm gonna play some tourneys and hu tonight and make a video for you guys to see how I run.good idea.
You know on tv if a guy goes all in with A10 suited and villain calls with A2o, the villain has a look of defeat on his face?That's me but with the A10.
* HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ac Tc]
Leperkonvict: raises 379 to 459 and is all-in
exxile7: folds
codi666: calls 379 with A2
Leperkonvict stands up and grabs his belongings
*** FLOP *** [3c 7h Qs]
*** TURN *** [3c 7h Qs] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 7h Qs 5s] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
codi666: shows [As 2c] (a pair of Deuces)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ac Tc] (high card Ace)
codi666 collected 982 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 3rd place
Wow. Just Wow.
Lmfao.
So like a good boy I'm reading and studying hyperturbo hands by the pros trying to improve, I get some confidence and hit the table, I should've recorded this but just read through this bullshit man lmao fckin joke man, like honestly this is a fckin joke already man, just a dirty greasy fckin joke. I'm pokerstars fckin clown man.unfckinbelievable,
So it starts good and I get the feeling this guy is hyper aggressive:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Kd Jd]
Joker007r: calls 10
Leperkonvict: raises 40 to 60
Joker007r: raises 450 to 510 and is all-in with kc6c
Leperkonvict: calls 430 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to Joker007r
*** FLOP *** [Qs Tc 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qs Tc 9s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Tc 9s 2s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Kd Jd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Joker007r: shows [Kc 6c] (high card Ace)
Leperkonvict collected 980 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [As Jh] well this should be an easy win
Leperkonvict: calls 10
*** FLOP *** [9c 2s 6d]
*** TURN *** [9c 2s 6d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 2s 6d 4s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [2h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
Leperkonvict: shows [As Jh] (high card Ace)
Joker007r collected 40 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [As Qc]
Joker007r: raises 20 to 40 and is all-in with 910o
Leperkonvict: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ts 4h]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ts 4h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ts 4h 9c] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Aces)
Joker007r: shows [9s Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Joker007r collected 80 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [3h Ad]
Leperkonvict: raises 900 to 920 and is all-in
Joker007r: calls 60 and is all-in with JJ
Uncalled bet (840) returned to Leperkonvict
C'mon Ace!! Ace fer fucksakes!!
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6c Ts]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6c Ts] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6c Ts 8d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Jd Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Leperkonvict: shows [3h Ad] (high card Ace)
Joker007r collected 160 from pot
So with this I'm like there's no way he's hitting again I'm calling if he shoves:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [6h Qd]
Leperkonvict: raises 20 to 40
Joker007r: raises 110 to 150 and is all-in with K6
Leperkonvict: calls 110
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h Kd]
*** TURN *** [7d 7h Kd] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h Kd Ks] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Kc 6s] (a full fuckin house, Kings full of Sevens)
Leperkonvict: shows [6h Qd] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Joker007r collected 300 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [7h Kc]
Leperkonvict: raises 20 to 40
Joker007r: raises 250 to 290 and is all-in with 99
Leperkonvict: calls 250
C'mon pokerstars!!!! Let me fckin hit please!!!!! Please!!!!
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3d Jc]
*** TURN *** [Ad 3d Jc] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3d Jc 8h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [9h 9c] (a pair of Nines)
Leperkonvict: shows [7h Kc] (a pair of Sevens)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ac 8s]
Joker007r: raises 30 to 60
Leperkonvict: calls 30, I'm not fckin flipping with this guy fck that
*** FLOP *** [7d 4s Jc]
Leperkonvict: checks
Joker007r: bets 60
Leperkonvict: calls 60
*** TURN *** [7d 4s Jc]
Leperkonvict: checks
Joker007r: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 4s Jc Td] [2c]
Leperkonvict: bets 90 to make it look like I'm trying to get a little something,I'm desperate
Joker007r: calls 90
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Ac 8s] (high card Ace)
Joker007r: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace - King kicker) fer fucksakes
Joker007r collected 420 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [6s Jd] fck it I'm going all in
Leperkonvict: raises 135 to 165 and is all-in
Joker007r: calls 135 with kq
Please pokerstars let me hit man!,c'mon pokerstars fer me!
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN *** [8d]
*** RIVER *** [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Eights)
Leperkonvict: shows [6s Jd] (a pair of Eights - lower kicker)
Joker007r collected 330 from pot
I had 990 chips This guy has 10 and he fuckin destroys me. I'm telling you forum I'm destined to fuckin lose.
I'm not buying it. Last night I saw him playing .02/.05. I showed him how to do a quick double up then turned away for a moment to play a couple HU sngs and the next thing I knew, he did his own double up and left the table. Total hit and run artist! He's making a killing on stars.
I'm not buying it. Last night I saw him playing .02/.05. I showed him how to do a quick double up then turned away for a moment to play a couple HU sngs and the next thing I knew, he did his own double up and left the table. Total hit and run artist! He's making a killing on stars.
I'm not buying it. Last night I saw him playing .02/.05. I showed him how to do a quick double up then turned away for a moment to play a couple HU sngs and the next thing I knew, he did his own double up and left the table. Total hit and run artist! He's making a killing on stars.
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Fuck that, this fckin guy here is my Nicholas cage:) my guardian angel :h:
Left his blessing before he vanished.
I left the table in the middle of a hand I think I would've won cuz I was in the doctors office . Stupid donk doctor interrupting.
And than my trips lost to a runnr runnr flush when I came back.Half my stack.No nick cage around.
And yeah, nick comes in with this swag and just starts pimping, I'd have to see him play more to decide if he's a legit p.i.m.p.
Truth be told I was hoping to lay a bad beat on the old lep so I could make one of these infamous hand histories but we didn't get into any hands together in my short sojourn. So I became famous for a bad beat on some other loser forum instead.
Well lep, keep playing those low stakes tables and we'll tangle one day soon. You should try limit razz. Much more fun and ez on your bankroll .
Truth be told I was hoping to lay a bad beat on the old lep so I could make one of these infamous hand histories but we didn't get into any hands together in my short sojourn. So I became famous for a bad beat on some other loser forum instead.
Well lep, keep playing those low stakes tables and we'll tangle one day soon. You should try limit razz. Much more fun and ez on your bankroll .
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Actually we did get into a hand, 294 flop and you tried to pimp me from your button but you hespected my raise and got back in line.
Welcome back motherfuckrs.
My account is at zero, wtf else is new.
So fri before i head out to the farm I decide to play one last hand, gods have dealt me a fullhouse, but just for fun they give the russian a better fullhouse, wtf can you do but go all-in and lose.
So I come home Sunday " clear headed and fresh", open the iPad and wait for a hand,check this out:
Transcript for your last 1 hands requested by Leperkonvict (all_one_mind@hotmail.com)
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Hand #120250770132: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2014/08/17 20:27:58 ET
Table 'Admete III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Micholin21 ($9.07 in chips)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg ($5.07 in chips)
Seat 3: braNCR ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: PureSemiWool ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Espoler ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: Leperkonvict ($2.54 in chips)
PureSemiWool: posts small blind $0.02
Espoler: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jh Js]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Micholin21: folds
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
braNCR: folds
PureSemiWool: folds
Espoler: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 3h 8h]
Leperkonvict: bets $0.15
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [9h 3h 8h] [Jc]- mother of god
Leperkonvict: bets $0.30
rodgthedodg: raises $0.30 to $0.60-wtf does he have? No way he fckin flopped a flush, he's got KJ,QJ
Leperkonvict: raises $1.64 to $2.24 and is all-in
rodgthedodg: calls $1.64
*** RIVER *** [9h 3h 8h Jc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
rodgthedodg: shows [Kh 7h] (a flush, King high)
rodgthedodg collected $4.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.15 | Rake $0.21
Board [9h 3h 8h Jc 7c]
Seat 1: Micholin21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg showed [Kh 7h] and won ($4.94) with a flush, King - Fuck me sideways
So Later on I open up the iPad and deposit 12 bucks and wait for a hand, aces, beautiful sight and of course everyone folds but I'm a patient man and can u believe this, pocket aces again, fuck yeah, now check this out:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ah As]
goldenwipe: raises $0.15 to $0.20- omg omg omg!!!
igorrek1: folds
WilliamC94: folds
highwaymoses: folds
Leperkonvict: raises $0.20 to $0.40
Andrew2737: folds
goldenwipe: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7s 3h]
Leperkonvict: checks and rolls his eyes waiting for the bullshit bet
goldenwipe: bets $0.40-lol
Leperkonvict: raises $0.40 to $0.80- a big fuck you
goldenwipe: calls $0.40
*** TURN *** [Qs 7s 3h] [4h]
Leperkonvict: bets $1- even though he ain't gonna call with most of his stack no way
goldenwipe: calls $1-Fer fucksakes, wtf does he have? Trips? Is he trapping me ? Nah he's got shit ,he thinks I'm gonna check fold the river.
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7s 3h 4h] [3s]
Leperkonvict: bets $1.11 and is all-in
goldenwipe: calls $1.11
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
goldenwipe: shows [Ts Js] (a riverd flush, Queen high)-sucker of satans cock no h fckin didn't.
goldenwipe collected $6.39 from pot
So I close the motherfcker and next morning i play a hand before work, waited patiently and got KK. The guy on my right has been trying to bully me around and I couldn't fckin wait to fuck him.
** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ks Kh] -(you know what it is)
JH@mmer-87: folds
trenerok: folds
wwwok94: folds
InfinityNavi: raises $0.05 to $0.10- stupid wannabe bully is up to his shit again
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.20- I'm a tight player who hasn't reraised his bets,any higher I think he's gonna fold
InfinityNavi: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ts 4d]
InfinityNavi: bets $0.10 with fuck all
Leperkonvict: raises $0.15 to $0.25- ya heard motherfcker?! Ya see this?
InfinityNavi: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [Jd Ts 4d] [9s]
InfinityNavi: checks
CherT678 leaves the table
Ara Baycon joins the table at seat #4
Leperkonvict: bets $0.45-call mothfcker
InfinityNavi: raises $1 to $1.45- u playing chicken? Cuz ain't no fckin way u call my preflop and post flop reraises with Q8 and a 15% chance of winning no fuckin way
Leperkonvict: raises $1.90 to $3.35
InfinityNavi: raises $8.18 to $11.53 and is all-in
Leperkonvict: calls $0.98 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.20) returned to InfinityNavi
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ts 4d 9s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InfinityNavi: shows [Qs 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Not sure if I'm gonna redeposit or wait till fri and play live.
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Who are you to judge...? I think we have a budding superstar!
By the fckin way son, did you tell anyone how that shit went down?
So I got QQ and my guardian angel pkrfce tells me to go all in, so I do, and god almighty they hold. I'm moved to another table and excited cuz I'm doing good and I look good in front of my fellow Canadian. You know how those assholes on TV WSOP have friends on the sidelines ? That's me! I'm a fckin star! Next I get AK and raise that shit,motherfucker gets quad 4s and there goes half my stack, and it went sour from there,fer fucksakes man.
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Ya I'll do that as soon as I cash out my 10 fuckin bucks on pokerstars. You guys watch out I'm coming to take your stacks.
Plus I googled GTA from regina and grand theft auto came up.
Just regular rape though, right? Cause if it's butt-rape some folks may be offended.
I put a guy hyper heads up all in with pocket 8's to finish the match and go on with my building, of course he calls with 10 8 and flops a fckin ten, so now he's trying to take me out and I get pocket queens ,he puts me all in with his 77, and you know I don't even look at the screen anymore Cuz I believe I have some kinda fckin power that puts the seven on the board when I fear it, so I'm squinting as I look out the corner of my eye to see if I can see the outline of a 7 and sure enough motherfucker eh. I've played 10 matches since last night , 2 of them horribly played, and the rest dominating and I'm still at even.
Like fuck man, I should just buy a fckin metal detector and hit the playgrounds.
Lol
Well I guess it's that day huh?
Let me to tell you how it went,
I decided to fck turbos.
I had a $90 bankroll and it seemed a lot easier for me to make 5 bucks with a $50 buy in in a cash ring game than to make $5 in a $5 buy in ring game, so I played super tight and anytime I won $5 or more I got the fck out until next time. It was working, in 3 days of a couple hours a play a day I built my bankroll to $190. I was happy.
But at the same time I felt I was walking on ice, just waiting to crack and go completely under and the cracks just so happened to be endless amount of
C-Bets.
They tested my patience and won.
That's what they're there for, not to size up or test your hand but to test your patience.
Apparently Everybody and their fuckin grandmas grandma is hitting the flop these days. Half of them don't even know why theyre cbetting, it's not to get info cuz if you give it to them they still call your reraise with nothing. It just started to get a little too old. So than I started to play chicken way too much and I absolutely went apeshit and started reraising all in against a cbet, one guy called with bottom pair and busted me, took only a couple hours to bust what I worked for.
Yeah yeah I know it's a part of the game and standard.i just have major tilt issues.
You know on tv if a guy goes all in with A10 suited and villain calls with A2o, the villain has a look of defeat on his face?That's me but with the A10.
* HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ac Tc]
Leperkonvict: raises 379 to 459 and is all-in
exxile7: folds
codi666: calls 379 with A2
Leperkonvict stands up and grabs his belongings
*** FLOP *** [3c 7h Qs]
*** TURN *** [3c 7h Qs] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [3c 7h Qs 5s] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
codi666: shows [As 2c] (a pair of Deuces)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ac Tc] (high card Ace)
codi666 collected 982 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 3rd place
Lmfao.
So like a good boy I'm reading and studying hyperturbo hands by the pros trying to improve, I get some confidence and hit the table, I should've recorded this but just read through this bullshit man lmao fckin joke man, like honestly this is a fckin joke already man, just a dirty greasy fckin joke. I'm pokerstars fckin clown man.unfckinbelievable,
So it starts good and I get the feeling this guy is hyper aggressive:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Kd Jd]
Joker007r: calls 10
Leperkonvict: raises 40 to 60
Joker007r: raises 450 to 510 and is all-in with kc6c
Leperkonvict: calls 430 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to Joker007r
*** FLOP *** [Qs Tc 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qs Tc 9s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Tc 9s 2s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Kd Jd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Joker007r: shows [Kc 6c] (high card Ace)
Leperkonvict collected 980 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [As Jh] well this should be an easy win
Leperkonvict: calls 10
*** FLOP *** [9c 2s 6d]
*** TURN *** [9c 2s 6d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 2s 6d 4s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [2h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
Leperkonvict: shows [As Jh] (high card Ace)
Joker007r collected 40 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [As Qc]
Joker007r: raises 20 to 40 and is all-in with 910o
Leperkonvict: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ts 4h]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ts 4h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ts 4h 9c] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Aces)
Joker007r: shows [9s Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Joker007r collected 80 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [3h Ad]
Leperkonvict: raises 900 to 920 and is all-in
Joker007r: calls 60 and is all-in with JJ
Uncalled bet (840) returned to Leperkonvict
C'mon Ace!! Ace fer fucksakes!!
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6c Ts]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6c Ts] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6c Ts 8d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Jd Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
Leperkonvict: shows [3h Ad] (high card Ace)
Joker007r collected 160 from pot
So with this I'm like there's no way he's hitting again I'm calling if he shoves:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [6h Qd]
Leperkonvict: raises 20 to 40
Joker007r: raises 110 to 150 and is all-in with K6
Leperkonvict: calls 110
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h Kd]
*** TURN *** [7d 7h Kd] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h Kd Ks] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Kc 6s] (a full fuckin house, Kings full of Sevens)
Leperkonvict: shows [6h Qd] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Joker007r collected 300 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [7h Kc]
Leperkonvict: raises 20 to 40
Joker007r: raises 250 to 290 and is all-in with 99
Leperkonvict: calls 250
C'mon pokerstars!!!! Let me fckin hit please!!!!! Please!!!!
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3d Jc]
*** TURN *** [Ad 3d Jc] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3d Jc 8h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [9h 9c] (a pair of Nines)
Leperkonvict: shows [7h Kc] (a pair of Sevens)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ac 8s]
Joker007r: raises 30 to 60
Leperkonvict: calls 30, I'm not fckin flipping with this guy fck that
*** FLOP *** [7d 4s Jc]
Leperkonvict: checks
Joker007r: bets 60
Leperkonvict: calls 60
*** TURN *** [7d 4s Jc]
Leperkonvict: checks
Joker007r: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 4s Jc Td] [2c]
Leperkonvict: bets 90 to make it look like I'm trying to get a little something,I'm desperate
Joker007r: calls 90
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Ac 8s] (high card Ace)
Joker007r: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace - King kicker) fer fucksakes
Joker007r collected 420 from pot
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [6s Jd] fck it I'm going all in
Leperkonvict: raises 135 to 165 and is all-in
Joker007r: calls 135 with kq
Please pokerstars let me hit man!,c'mon pokerstars fer me!
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN *** [8d]
*** RIVER *** [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joker007r: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Eights)
Leperkonvict: shows [6s Jd] (a pair of Eights - lower kicker)
Joker007r collected 330 from pot
I had 990 chips This guy has 10 and he fuckin destroys me. I'm telling you forum I'm destined to fuckin lose.
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Only for a short while.... Regina is part of Canada.... I think..
Shark scope begs to differ #giantslalem
Left his blessing before he vanished.
I left the table in the middle of a hand I think I would've won cuz I was in the doctors office . Stupid donk doctor interrupting.
And than my trips lost to a runnr runnr flush when I came back.Half my stack.No nick cage around.
And yeah, nick comes in with this swag and just starts pimping, I'd have to see him play more to decide if he's a legit p.i.m.p.
Exactly.:(
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Well lep, keep playing those low stakes tables and we'll tangle one day soon. You should try limit razz. Much more fun and ez on your bankroll .
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Actually we did get into a hand, 294 flop and you tried to pimp me from your button but you hespected my raise and got back in line.
My account is at zero, wtf else is new.
So fri before i head out to the farm I decide to play one last hand, gods have dealt me a fullhouse, but just for fun they give the russian a better fullhouse, wtf can you do but go all-in and lose.
So I come home Sunday " clear headed and fresh", open the iPad and wait for a hand,check this out:
Transcript for your last 1 hands requested by Leperkonvict (all_one_mind@hotmail.com)
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PokerStars Hand #120250770132: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2014/08/17 20:27:58 ET
Table 'Admete III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Micholin21 ($9.07 in chips)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg ($5.07 in chips)
Seat 3: braNCR ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: PureSemiWool ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Espoler ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: Leperkonvict ($2.54 in chips)
PureSemiWool: posts small blind $0.02
Espoler: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jh Js]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Micholin21: folds
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
braNCR: folds
PureSemiWool: folds
Espoler: folds
*** FLOP *** [9h 3h 8h]
Leperkonvict: bets $0.15
rodgthedodg: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [9h 3h 8h] [Jc]- mother of god
Leperkonvict: bets $0.30
rodgthedodg: raises $0.30 to $0.60-wtf does he have? No way he fckin flopped a flush, he's got KJ,QJ
Leperkonvict: raises $1.64 to $2.24 and is all-in
rodgthedodg: calls $1.64
*** RIVER *** [9h 3h 8h Jc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
rodgthedodg: shows [Kh 7h] (a flush, King high)
rodgthedodg collected $4.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.15 | Rake $0.21
Board [9h 3h 8h Jc 7c]
Seat 1: Micholin21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: rodgthedodg showed [Kh 7h] and won ($4.94) with a flush, King - Fuck me sideways
So Later on I open up the iPad and deposit 12 bucks and wait for a hand, aces, beautiful sight and of course everyone folds but I'm a patient man and can u believe this, pocket aces again, fuck yeah, now check this out:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ah As]
goldenwipe: raises $0.15 to $0.20- omg omg omg!!!
igorrek1: folds
WilliamC94: folds
highwaymoses: folds
Leperkonvict: raises $0.20 to $0.40
Andrew2737: folds
goldenwipe: calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7s 3h]
Leperkonvict: checks and rolls his eyes waiting for the bullshit bet
goldenwipe: bets $0.40-lol
Leperkonvict: raises $0.40 to $0.80- a big fuck you
goldenwipe: calls $0.40
*** TURN *** [Qs 7s 3h] [4h]
Leperkonvict: bets $1- even though he ain't gonna call with most of his stack no way
goldenwipe: calls $1-Fer fucksakes, wtf does he have? Trips? Is he trapping me ? Nah he's got shit ,he thinks I'm gonna check fold the river.
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7s 3h 4h] [3s]
Leperkonvict: bets $1.11 and is all-in
goldenwipe: calls $1.11
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
goldenwipe: shows [Ts Js] (a riverd flush, Queen high)-sucker of satans cock no h fckin didn't.
goldenwipe collected $6.39 from pot
So I close the motherfcker and next morning i play a hand before work, waited patiently and got KK. The guy on my right has been trying to bully me around and I couldn't fckin wait to fuck him.
** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ks Kh] -(you know what it is)
JH@mmer-87: folds
trenerok: folds
wwwok94: folds
InfinityNavi: raises $0.05 to $0.10- stupid wannabe bully is up to his shit again
Leperkonvict: raises $0.10 to $0.20- I'm a tight player who hasn't reraised his bets,any higher I think he's gonna fold
InfinityNavi: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ts 4d]
InfinityNavi: bets $0.10 with fuck all
Leperkonvict: raises $0.15 to $0.25- ya heard motherfcker?! Ya see this?
InfinityNavi: calls $0.15
*** TURN *** [Jd Ts 4d] [9s]
InfinityNavi: checks
CherT678 leaves the table
Ara Baycon joins the table at seat #4
Leperkonvict: bets $0.45-call mothfcker
InfinityNavi: raises $1 to $1.45- u playing chicken? Cuz ain't no fckin way u call my preflop and post flop reraises with Q8 and a 15% chance of winning no fuckin way
Leperkonvict: raises $1.90 to $3.35
InfinityNavi: raises $8.18 to $11.53 and is all-in
Leperkonvict: calls $0.98 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.20) returned to InfinityNavi
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ts 4d 9s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
InfinityNavi: shows [Qs 8c] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Not sure if I'm gonna redeposit or wait till fri and play live.
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