I found out quite early that I sucked at cash games, still played em, kept losing. I now play 6 max sit n goes I like em, I"m winning money. Try some other games, find one you have fun playing.
We'll, 6 max turbo? I'll try.
I'm done with zoom, in fact i might just play only live.
Kept getting my raises called than runner runnerd on zoom so I went apeshit and started raising big and this shit happens, look at this shit my friends just look at it, just take a good look at it:
kiseva: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ts Ad]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Mesnuj: folds
dimonsteel1 is disconnected
tdelano: folds
tolstii92: folds
dimonsteel1: folds
kiseva: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3d 5c]
kiseva: bets $0.04
Leperkonvict: raises $0.38 to $0.42(look I'd appreciate it if I could just take this pot mmkay? And get you off of your bullshit mmkay?)
kiseva: calls $0.38-(Jesus wtf )
*** TURN *** [Ah 3d 5c] [5s]
kiseva: checks
Leperkonvict: bets $1.52 and is all-in
kiseva: calls $0.56 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.96) returned to Leperkonvict
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3d 5c 5s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kiseva: shows [5d Qd] (three of a kind, Fives)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ts Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
kiseva collected $2.02 from pot
Gets a frickin boner off his paired 5 on an ace'd board in which zoom is saturated with ace holding opponents.
I'm done with zoom, in fact i might just play only live..
Congrats on at least learning some lessons. Try a softer site than PokerStars. If you're lucky enough to live in Alberta or the GTA, play with the :fish:in the many poker rooms available, just like DirtArse finally took my advice and won over $5,000!
We'll, 6 max turbo? I'll try.
I'm done with zoom, in fact i might just play only live.
Kept getting my raises called than runner runnerd on zoom
...
Gets a frickin boner off his paired 5 on an ace'd board in which zoom is saturated with ace holding opponents.
The sooner you realize that this is a *good* thing, the sooner you can start winning. Let them draw out on you. Don't bet to "make them fold," bet to "make them pay." If you are correctly managing your bankroll and putting miney into the pot when you are ahead it won't matter how many times you get runner runnered.
The sooner you realize that this is a *good* thing, the sooner you can start winning. Let them draw out on you. Don't bet to "make them fold," bet to "make them pay." If you are correctly managing your bankroll and putting miney into the pot when you are ahead it won't matter how many times you get runner runnered.
So I go on tilt ,buy into heads up tournament with 1/4 of my bankroll,I'm dominating and I get pocket kings with a side boner, dude raises his button ,I reraise his raise x3 cuz I know he's gonna call even though my table image is super tight,he's still gonna call.Flop comes 6 4 10. I check cuz I know he's gonna try steal, he bets out I reraise him and he goes all in, thinking he has at best an A10,I call and he shows 64, flopped two pair.
I message him my dismay and he lectures me that I don't understand heads up. Bend me over lay me down and fck me sideways.
Officially busted!! Woot woot!
Hyper turbo hu
I reraise preflop.
Flop comes 3h 5h 5D
I have Ah 3S
Paired the 3.
Buddy bets the pot and I push cuz I know I'm ahead, i know he's not holding an ace or over pair,let alone hit this flop, he calls showing QdTd and I could honestly tell you I knew I was fcked. You just know,that 75% fav ain't good enough. He snap called cuz he assumed that because the board was all red he has a flush,I'm sure of it. He got a big willy. And he hits his Q on the river.
It is what it is.
Such is life.
The show must go on said the cat.
You bet!
I look at my account and lo and behold I have 94 cents left. Not officially bust. I decide to hit the penny table and double up and grind my way up to get that Lambo I dream of.
Here's how it went:
Seat 1: Leperkonvict ($0.94 in chips)
Seat 2: Ruslan200200 ($1.61 in chips)
Seat 3: ka2-87164 ($2.03 in chips)
Ruslan200200: posts small blind $0.01
ka2-87164: posts big blind $0.02
Dani_Filip: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Qs Jd]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Ruslan200200: folds
ka2-87164: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [Ts Js 3h]
ka2-87164: bets $0.06
DVNBER joins the table at seat #6
Leperkonvict: raises $0.08 to $0.14
ka2-87164: calls $0.08
*** TURN *** [Ts Js 3h] [Qc] - two pair woody!!!!! Bout to get mine!!!
ka2-87164: checks
Leperkonvict: bets $0.20-like a boss
violeta32785 joins the table at seat #5
ka2-87164: calls $0.20
*** RIVER *** [Ts Js 3h Qc] [8h]
ka2-87164: bets $0.78- I swear to god you better not have a fckin 9 just plz
Leperkonvict: calls $0.54 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.24) returned to ka2-87164
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ka2-87164: shows [Jc 9h] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Leperkonvict: shows [Qs Jd] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
ka2-87164 collected $1.82 from pot
Play those $1 sngs. I know there's at least 30 Moar
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Fck poker man. Just fck it.
I'm sick of this shit man.
Fckin Russians man.
4 entry hu tournament I'm getting close to winning 60 bucks man.
This dumb shit is raising his button 3x my blind
with every stinking hand like 83o and I'm like great I'm just gonna be patient tight and aggressive ,with this shithead ,gonna let him steal my blinds and than I'm gonna bend him over and stick it in with premium hands, it's my turn for once and this is mine to win.
Fckin joke. I don't believe it's rigged but fck man always gives it to the Russians. And I can tell you when the showdown came up I knew I was fcked. I wasn't happy, I knew it was coming.
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PokerStars Hand #119852913417: Tournament #950201735, $14.39+$0.61 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (20/40) - 2014/08/08 19:13:47 ET
Table '950201735 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (945 in chips)
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (2055 in chips)
AmnesiacKid: posts small blind 20
Leperkonvict: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jc Ks]
AmnesiacKid: raises 40 to 80
Leperkonvict: raises 200 to 280- dumb shit is gonna call I know!!!!!!!
AmnesiacKid: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 9d]
Leperkonvict: checks fckin top pair great kicker check to the dumbshit and let him try steal.
AmnesiacKid: bets 720 with bottom pair and draw
Leperkonvict: calls 665 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (55) returned to AmnesiacKid
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 9d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 9d 3h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Jacks) and punches the fckin couch
AmnesiacKid: shows [9s Qd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
AmnesiacKid collected 1890 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 2nd place
AmnesiacKid wins the tournament and receives $57.56 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1890 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jd 9d 3h 8d]
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (big blind) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (button) (small blind) showed [9s Qd] and won (1890) with a straight, Eight to Queen
If this was a financial issue id quit.
I used his loose aggression against him post flop. If I'm holding pocket kings they'll call a huge reraise with 64o post flop , this is what they do,you know it,and u call that a perfect play on their part? Than hit their two pair on the board and their geniuses ?
I'm not following.
Like I'm honestly trying to learn, I watch videos, read books etc.
watched tony g's HU series and he won't even bother playing 64o on the button,nevErmind calling a reraise. And yet this guy tells me during the session that I don't understand HU and a reraise call with 64o is a good one and that I should learn.
So whatever. I don't play good I guess.
Fck poker man. Just fck it.
I'm sick of this shit man.
Fckin Russians man.
4 entry hu tournament I'm getting close to winning 60 bucks man.
This dumb shit is raising his button 3x my blind
with every stinking hand like 83o and I'm like great I'm just gonna be patient tight and aggressive ,with this shithead ,gonna let him steal my blinds and than I'm gonna bend him over and stick it in with premium hands, it's my turn for once and this is mine to win.
Fckin joke. I don't believe it's rigged but fck man always gives it to the Russians. And I can tell you when the showdown came up I knew I was fcked. I wasn't happy, I knew it was coming.
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PokerStars Hand #119852913417: Tournament #950201735, $14.39+$0.61 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (20/40) - 2014/08/08 19:13:47 ET
Table '950201735 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (945 in chips)
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (2055 in chips)
AmnesiacKid: posts small blind 20
Leperkonvict: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jc Ks]
AmnesiacKid: raises 40 to 80
Leperkonvict: raises 200 to 280- dumb shit is gonna call I know!!!!!!!
AmnesiacKid: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 9d]
Leperkonvict: checks fckin top pair great kicker check to the dumbshit and let him try steal.
AmnesiacKid: bets 720 with bottom pair and draw
Leperkonvict: calls 665 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (55) returned to AmnesiacKid
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 9d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 9d 3h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Jacks) and punches the fckin couch
AmnesiacKid: shows [9s Qd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
AmnesiacKid collected 1890 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 2nd place
AmnesiacKid wins the tournament and receives $57.56 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1890 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jd 9d 3h 8d]
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (big blind) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (button) (small blind) showed [9s Qd] and won (1890) with a straight, Eight to Queen
A+ rant pal
Keep grinding and trying to learn! And while u do that, please keep posting your frustrations
I lulz.
Fck.
And so I decide u know fck it, have fun, that's the point right? After this rant I head over to 1.50 hyper 6 max cuz it's no stress it's just a buck, no thinking involved.
Its early stages, I get AK suited diamonds, fuckin rights, looks like diamonds so pretty, dick in front shoves with A4 off suited (too early wtf), I call, dick besides me calls with 88. Of course he takes it down what else is knew. So I head over to another table, surrounded by Ukrainians Portuguese and Russians, great!! Fuckin rights I get pocket tens and the dick who kept stealing my blinds is gonna fckin pay!!!!! So of course he goes all in to bully me, fck yeah!! Shows AK, now it's my turn!!! Of course he rivers a king.
I go to not be stressed and I'm still fckin stressed.
And you know before this shit started I was playing a ring game, I got AK 3 times,QQ, AA's twice and guess who was the short stack when it was all said and done? Say my name, Your goddamn right.
I deposited 150, played $7 tourney, went apeshit and moved up to $15. Now I'm at 1.50-3.50 with a bankroll of 145. I (redeposited $45) cuz I went apeshit and lost 45.
Here's something quite beautiful:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Js Qs]- not too shabby at all
marisajoao: calls 20
locogoa: calls 20
Hippy Bruin: calls 20
tomi benzona: folds
Stabilo32: folds
NESTOR 555: folds
Leperkonvict: calls 20
bitaites14: calls 10
CajabaTight: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qc 4h] FUCKIN EH!!!! Finally I catch a break!!!! This tourney just started and I can relax!!!! Get a double up here and pick my spots the rest of the tourney!!!! Fuck yeah!!! Things ain't so bad man.
bitaites14: checks
CajabaTight: checks
marisajoao: bets 138- OH YEAH baby you dipshit you don't know what's in store for you!!!! Hahaha
locogoa: folds
Hippy Bruin: folds
Leperkonvict: raises 138 to 276 - no fckin way I'm slow playing shit I get fcked up and down don't need no lucky flush chasers, don't need no customers, I'm fckin closed.
bitaites14: folds
CajabaTight: folds
marisajoao: calls 138-ah what da fck
*** TURN *** [Jc Qc 4h] [2c]- I swear to fckin god you didn't just call half your stack in this tourney to chase a flush and hit it!!!
marisajoao: bets 200 and is all-in-fer fuck sakes
Leperkonvict: calls 190 and is all-in- well fck it
Uncalled bet (10) returned to marisajoao
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qc 4h 2c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marisajoao: shows [Kc Td] (a flush, King high)- fckin runnr runnr runnr runnr you cocksuckin motherfckers fuck me inside out Jesus help me for once
Leperkonvict: shows [Js Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
marisajoao collected 1070 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 9th place like an asshole
Comments
ABC poker and if you can't win, read some books.
I'm done with zoom, in fact i might just play only live.
Kept getting my raises called than runner runnerd on zoom so I went apeshit and started raising big and this shit happens, look at this shit my friends just look at it, just take a good look at it:
kiseva: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Ts Ad]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Mesnuj: folds
dimonsteel1 is disconnected
tdelano: folds
tolstii92: folds
dimonsteel1: folds
kiseva: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3d 5c]
kiseva: bets $0.04
Leperkonvict: raises $0.38 to $0.42(look I'd appreciate it if I could just take this pot mmkay? And get you off of your bullshit mmkay?)
kiseva: calls $0.38-(Jesus wtf )
*** TURN *** [Ah 3d 5c] [5s]
kiseva: checks
Leperkonvict: bets $1.52 and is all-in
kiseva: calls $0.56 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.96) returned to Leperkonvict
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3d 5c 5s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kiseva: shows [5d Qd] (three of a kind, Fives)
Leperkonvict: shows [Ts Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
kiseva collected $2.02 from pot
Gets a frickin boner off his paired 5 on an ace'd board in which zoom is saturated with ace holding opponents.
The sooner you realize that this is a *good* thing, the sooner you can start winning. Let them draw out on you. Don't bet to "make them fold," bet to "make them pay." If you are correctly managing your bankroll and putting miney into the pot when you are ahead it won't matter how many times you get runner runnered.
Thanks for the advice. Much appreciated.
I message him my dismay and he lectures me that I don't understand heads up. Bend me over lay me down and fck me sideways.
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Officially busted!! Woot woot!
Hyper turbo hu
I reraise preflop.
Flop comes 3h 5h 5D
I have Ah 3S
Paired the 3.
Buddy bets the pot and I push cuz I know I'm ahead, i know he's not holding an ace or over pair,let alone hit this flop, he calls showing QdTd and I could honestly tell you I knew I was fcked. You just know,that 75% fav ain't good enough. He snap called cuz he assumed that because the board was all red he has a flush,I'm sure of it. He got a big willy. And he hits his Q on the river.
It is what it is.
Such is life.
The show must go on said the cat.
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You bet!
I look at my account and lo and behold I have 94 cents left. Not officially bust. I decide to hit the penny table and double up and grind my way up to get that Lambo I dream of.
Here's how it went:
Seat 1: Leperkonvict ($0.94 in chips)
Seat 2: Ruslan200200 ($1.61 in chips)
Seat 3: ka2-87164 ($2.03 in chips)
Ruslan200200: posts small blind $0.01
ka2-87164: posts big blind $0.02
Dani_Filip: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Qs Jd]
Leperkonvict: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Ruslan200200: folds
ka2-87164: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [Ts Js 3h]
ka2-87164: bets $0.06
DVNBER joins the table at seat #6
Leperkonvict: raises $0.08 to $0.14
ka2-87164: calls $0.08
*** TURN *** [Ts Js 3h] [Qc] - two pair woody!!!!! Bout to get mine!!!
ka2-87164: checks
Leperkonvict: bets $0.20-like a boss
violeta32785 joins the table at seat #5
ka2-87164: calls $0.20
*** RIVER *** [Ts Js 3h Qc] [8h]
ka2-87164: bets $0.78- I swear to god you better not have a fckin 9 just plz
Leperkonvict: calls $0.54 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.24) returned to ka2-87164
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ka2-87164: shows [Jc 9h] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Leperkonvict: shows [Qs Jd] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
ka2-87164 collected $1.82 from pot
Guess that was it... Busto.. I think you jinxed him..
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That's it that's all. Gonna deposit $40, gonna grind. Gonna be sippin on a beach in the Canary Islands in a couple months.
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Fck poker man. Just fck it.
I'm sick of this shit man.
Fckin Russians man.
4 entry hu tournament I'm getting close to winning 60 bucks man.
This dumb shit is raising his button 3x my blind
with every stinking hand like 83o and I'm like great I'm just gonna be patient tight and aggressive ,with this shithead ,gonna let him steal my blinds and than I'm gonna bend him over and stick it in with premium hands, it's my turn for once and this is mine to win.
Fckin joke. I don't believe it's rigged but fck man always gives it to the Russians. And I can tell you when the showdown came up I knew I was fcked. I wasn't happy, I knew it was coming.
Transcript for your last 1 hands requested by Leperkonvict
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Hand #119852913417: Tournament #950201735, $14.39+$0.61 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (20/40) - 2014/08/08 19:13:47 ET
Table '950201735 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (945 in chips)
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (2055 in chips)
AmnesiacKid: posts small blind 20
Leperkonvict: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Jc Ks]
AmnesiacKid: raises 40 to 80
Leperkonvict: raises 200 to 280- dumb shit is gonna call I know!!!!!!!
AmnesiacKid: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 9d]
Leperkonvict: checks fckin top pair great kicker check to the dumbshit and let him try steal.
AmnesiacKid: bets 720 with bottom pair and draw
Leperkonvict: calls 665 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (55) returned to AmnesiacKid
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 9d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 9d 3h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Leperkonvict: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Jacks) and punches the fckin couch
AmnesiacKid: shows [9s Qd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
AmnesiacKid collected 1890 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 2nd place
AmnesiacKid wins the tournament and receives $57.56 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1890 | Rake 0
Board [Th Jd 9d 3h 8d]
Seat 1: Leperkonvict (big blind) showed [Jc Ks] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: AmnesiacKid (button) (small blind) showed [9s Qd] and won (1890) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Good advice. You should quit if this bothers you this much.
Technically, he played perfect poker post flop.. you didn't.
Mark
I used his loose aggression against him post flop. If I'm holding pocket kings they'll call a huge reraise with 64o post flop , this is what they do,you know it,and u call that a perfect play on their part? Than hit their two pair on the board and their geniuses ?
I'm not following.
watched tony g's HU series and he won't even bother playing 64o on the button,nevErmind calling a reraise. And yet this guy tells me during the session that I don't understand HU and a reraise call with 64o is a good one and that I should learn.
So whatever. I don't play good I guess.
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A+ rant pal
Keep grinding and trying to learn! And while u do that, please keep posting your frustrations
Fck.
And so I decide u know fck it, have fun, that's the point right? After this rant I head over to 1.50 hyper 6 max cuz it's no stress it's just a buck, no thinking involved.
Its early stages, I get AK suited diamonds, fuckin rights, looks like diamonds so pretty, dick in front shoves with A4 off suited (too early wtf), I call, dick besides me calls with 88. Of course he takes it down what else is knew. So I head over to another table, surrounded by Ukrainians Portuguese and Russians, great!! Fuckin rights I get pocket tens and the dick who kept stealing my blinds is gonna fckin pay!!!!! So of course he goes all in to bully me, fck yeah!! Shows AK, now it's my turn!!! Of course he rivers a king.
I go to not be stressed and I'm still fckin stressed.
And you know before this shit started I was playing a ring game, I got AK 3 times,QQ, AA's twice and guess who was the short stack when it was all said and done? Say my name, Your goddamn right.
I deposited 150, played $7 tourney, went apeshit and moved up to $15. Now I'm at 1.50-3.50 with a bankroll of 145. I (redeposited $45) cuz I went apeshit and lost 45.
Wtf can you do.
Here's something quite beautiful:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Leperkonvict [Js Qs]- not too shabby at all
marisajoao: calls 20
locogoa: calls 20
Hippy Bruin: calls 20
tomi benzona: folds
Stabilo32: folds
NESTOR 555: folds
Leperkonvict: calls 20
bitaites14: calls 10
CajabaTight: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qc 4h] FUCKIN EH!!!! Finally I catch a break!!!! This tourney just started and I can relax!!!! Get a double up here and pick my spots the rest of the tourney!!!! Fuck yeah!!! Things ain't so bad man.
bitaites14: checks
CajabaTight: checks
marisajoao: bets 138- OH YEAH baby you dipshit you don't know what's in store for you!!!! Hahaha
locogoa: folds
Hippy Bruin: folds
Leperkonvict: raises 138 to 276 - no fckin way I'm slow playing shit I get fcked up and down don't need no lucky flush chasers, don't need no customers, I'm fckin closed.
bitaites14: folds
CajabaTight: folds
marisajoao: calls 138-ah what da fck
*** TURN *** [Jc Qc 4h] [2c]- I swear to fckin god you didn't just call half your stack in this tourney to chase a flush and hit it!!!
marisajoao: bets 200 and is all-in-fer fuck sakes
Leperkonvict: calls 190 and is all-in- well fck it
Uncalled bet (10) returned to marisajoao
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qc 4h 2c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marisajoao: shows [Kc Td] (a flush, King high)- fckin runnr runnr runnr runnr you cocksuckin motherfckers fuck me inside out Jesus help me for once
Leperkonvict: shows [Js Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
marisajoao collected 1070 from pot
Leperkonvict finished the tournament in 9th place like an asshole
This is pure fucking gold!
[x] HOF
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