Question Week: Milo

I'll be in bed before midnight, so, let's kick it off!

1. When was the last time you required medical attention?
2. Do you have a friend named Otis?
3. what part of your poker game are you very confident about?
4. roughly, how many posts do you think this thread will have when midnight of Jan 24th rolls around?
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  • What do you do for a living?
    Do you enjoy it?
    If you could go back in time and change your job/education would you? and what would you choose?
    How many women have you slept with?
    How many of them were minorities?
    What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you?
    What is the most expensive thing you've ever vomited on?
  • Who the hell is that in your avatar?

    why is your screen name Milo?

    Whats your favorite pizza toppings (and from where)
  • It's Monday. I hate Mondays. I wake up, get out of bed, and head down the hall. It's longer than I remember it. At the far end is a door, with some tall, bald neanderthal guy in a bailiff's uniform standing there.
    "Aren't you . . .", I start to say
    "I used to be, kid . . .", he cuts me off.
    He lights a cigarette, offers me one, I decline. He holds up a strip of cloth
    "No thanks, it's just a sniffle" I say. He actually smiles at that one.
    "Go on in".

    I go through the door, and it closes heavily behind me, I turn, and notice there is no handle on my side. There's also a pair of pants in the corner. There is a metal chair in the centre of the room. I sit down . . .

    "Good evening Milo. Shall we begin?" says a detached voice.

    I should have taken the cigarette.
  • Muddguts wrote: »
    I'll be in bed before midnight, so, let's kick it off!

    1. When was the last time you required medical attention?
    2. Do you have a friend named Otis?
    3. what part of your poker game are you very confident about?
    4. roughly, how many posts do you think this thread will have when midnight of Jan 24th rolls around?

    1. Liquid Nitrogen treatments for a Pyogenic Granuloma. Four times over several months last year.
    2. Not that I am aware of . . .
    3. Knowing the ranking of hands.
    4. 42.
  • Milo wrote: »
    42.
    I'll take the over..
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    What do you do for a living?
    Do you enjoy it?
    If you could go back in time and change your job/education would you? and what would you choose?
    How many women have you slept with?
    How many of them were minorities?
    What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you?
    What is the most expensive thing you've ever vomited on?

    I am a Shipper/Receiver for a chemical company. I like the people I work with, but it is a job, not a passion.

    No. If I did, I would probably never have met my wife, and would therefore not have my daughter.

    I will assume you mean sex, and so the answer is 6. If you include actual sleep, it climbs rapidly up to 11.

    I thought all women were minorities . . . serious answer is one.

    Yonge Street, 1992, after the Jays won the Series. Five of us watched the game in the Zanzibar Tavern. Jays win, we head for the street, I go back for our pitchers of draft. We're on the street, and the noise is so loud it is physically painful. Some random girl basically sexually assaulted me in front of the CityTV cameras. It was . . . "different". Sorry, but nothing else really comes to mind . . .

    Nothing over a C-Note, I am sure. I live a boring existence.
  • "bald neanderthal guy in a bailiff's uniform standing there."

    Comp deserves more cred than that Milo...Jeez..Good luck buddy. You should have taken the smoke. Just enjoy it.

    Now cough two times and lets be done with it!
  • "bald neanderthal guy in a bailiff's uniform standing there."

    Comp deserves more cred than that Milo...Jeez..Good luck buddy. You should have taken the smoke. Just enjoy it.

    Now cough two times and lets be done with it!

    Actual reference is to Bull Shannon from Night Court . . .
  • Do you take the same meds as Kristy?

    I am your favorite poster right?

    Have you been to vegas?
  • If you could travel to anywhere in the world, regardless of cost, where would you go?
    Is there anything you would like to do there specifically?
    Who do you consider your closest friend (other than your spouse)?
    How many kids do you have?
    Ages, genders?
  • If you could be a night court judge dealing with the sludge and degeneracy of society, would you do it?
  • philliivey wrote: »
    Do you take the same meds as Kristy?

    I am your favorite poster right?

    Have you been to vegas?

    No, but I would gladly share, were she willing . . .

    I do not have your poster, Philli, sorry.

    No. :-[
  • Shtebs wrote: »
    If you could travel to anywhere in the world, regardless of cost, where would you go?
    Is there anything you would like to do there specifically?
    Who do you consider your closest friend (other than your spouse)?
    How many kids do you have?
    Ages, genders?

    Vimy Ridge, France. As trite as it sounds, the victory at Vimy Ridge announced my country's presence on the world stage. I would like to pay my respects to those that died there. Close second would be Holland, in order to do the same at Groesbeek, and Holten military cemeteries.

    My best friend on this planet was best man at my wedding. There is no favour he could ask that I would not do, and vice versa.

    I have no children with my best friend. I do, however, have a 13 yr. old daughter with my lovely wife. She is our only child. I have no others that I am aware of . . .
  • If you could be a night court judge dealing with the sludge and degeneracy of society, would you do it?

    I do not know that I would be qualified, but I do know how tie a Hangman's Knot so . . . sure, lets do it.
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    Who the hell is that in your avatar?

    why is your screen name Milo?

    Whats your favorite pizza toppings (and from where)

    Telly Savalas as Kojak. Don't you know ANYTHING?

    Milo comes from Milo Bloom of the Bloom County comic strip. The greatest comic strip of all time. Clavin and Hobbes is a close second, imo.

    Bacon. McKay Pizza makes the best pies in Bramalea.
  • ~What, besides poker do you like to do in your free time?
    ~If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
    ~Where have you lived, if anywhere else than where you do now?
    ~Where is the farthest you have ever travelled?
    ~Are you a lefty or a righty?
    ~Betty or Veronica?
  • compuease wrote: »
    I'll take the over..

    I don't know Jeff. Mark had a long run, I seem to have fizzled quickly tonight. Nothing I haven't experienced before, but still . . .
  • Milo wrote: »
    No, but I would gladly share, were she willing . . .

    Of course you would..I have an "All you can eat" Oxycodone prescription. :D
  • what do you drive?

    what kind of toothpaste do you use?

    russian or asian mail order bride?

    do you ever rock facial hair, and if so, how do you rock it? ever rocked a moustache?
  • Sharantyr wrote: »
    ~What, besides poker do you like to do in your free time?
    ~If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
    ~Where have you lived, if anywhere else than where you do now?
    ~Where is the farthest you have ever travelled?
    ~Are you a lefty or a righty?
    ~Betty or Veronica?

    Monitor this site with an almost Kristy like obsession. I play darts, golf, I even read the occasional non-poker related book. I like watching my daughter play soccer. It kills me how many parents just drop the kids off and pick them up. I am also a Freemason, though I am currently not a member of any Lodge.

    New Zealand. From what I have seen, courtesy of Discovery Channel and Peter Jackson, it is almost as beautiful as Canada. I might actually be able to see all of it before I died, unlike home.

    Bramalea born, raised, and living. Like I said, boring. We plan on moving away in the next 5-10 years, though.

    Holland, with the family in 1972. Other than that, various locations in the Carribean as an adult.

    Righty, but my left eye is the dominant one. I also kick better left footed.

    Veronica. Rich chicks are dirty girls. I have some small experience in the matter.
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    what do you drive?

    what kind of toothpaste do you use?

    russian or asian mail order bride?

    do you ever rock facial hair, and if so, how do you rock it? ever rocked a moustache?

    God, as a troll, you really SUCK. I drive a Nissan Cube, quite possibly the greatest car on the road today.

    Whatever is cheapest when I go to buy it.

    Asian

    Yes. I am notoriously lazy re: shaving. I will let it grow until I get bored with the scruff. I have, at various times, had a goatee, a Fu Manchu, and the traditional porn stache. Ladies of the Forum, pick one, and I will maintain said style for a month.
  • porn stache ainec.

    Post pics plz.
  • not to hi jack, but here is my awesome moustache for the lulz.. i got mad girls with this thing.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    porn stache ainec.

    Post pics plz.

    There is one pic already in my album on this site, but I will endeavour to post one of what grows this time. It will, no doubt, disappoint . . .


    Any more questions, or can I go to bed?
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    not to hi jack, but here is my awesome moustache for the lulz.. i got mad girls with this thing.


    Kathy!
  • Kathy!

    That is not a question Mole . . .
  • Milo wrote: »
    That is not a question Mole . . .

    WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME THAT

    (yes im shouting)
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME THAT

    (yes im shouting)

    because we know... sorry for the hijack Milo... again...
  • compuease wrote: »
    because we know... sorry for the hijack Milo... again...

    Hey, your name is in green, I'm going to complain?


    P.S. I know you're just trying to hit the "over" before tomorrow . . .
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