Back to more important things than Kristy's gifs and lolcats: Mark
Favourite TV show from: 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's
Who wins in a fight: Angel vs Chuck Norris vs Rush Limbaugh vs Eliza Dushku.
How on earth did my left arm get covered in bruises?
Why won't my cats stop running around knocking shit off of shelves and in general being crazy?
Do you own a bro/manzier? If so, what cup size are you?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Okay - caveat, I don't watch much television but...
1970's: The incrdible Hulk
1980's: Thundercats probably
1990's: Married with Children
2000's: The Big Bang Theory
2. Chuck Norris wins every fight - even the ones he isn't involved in. UFC scorecards actually read xxxxx vs yyyyy - Winner: Chuck Norris, 1st runner up: xxxxx
3. You're probably abusing yourself in your sleep over your deep-seeded shame due to your chronic masturbation. Your use of your left hand "just so it feels a little different" has made your right hand jealous.
4. Cats: Cats function on a higher plane than us... if they're being crazy in your house.. it's likely sinking, and you should abandon ship (or whatever "act of god" is imminent.)
5. No... though I bet I know a few with nicer b00bz than some of my ex's.
6. Unemployment line - Dr. Horrible has monopolized the criminal mastermind racket... either that or sucking off Lex Luthor for plane fare.
You find a genie in a magic lamp (no, not a euphamism!!) and he says that he will grant you three wishes, but they have to benefit all of mankind. What do you wish for?
How many times have you watched Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp?
When are we going to another wrestling show? That was some fun ass good times!
Why am I not invited to drunken video gaming? It sounds like it's worth the drive!
Can you make me a fake passport with Philli's name on it? I'd like to take a trip to the US and get into some felony type trouble but need an alias.
You find a genie in a magic lamp (no, not a euphamism!!) and he says that he will grant you three wishes, but they have to benefit all of mankind. What do you wish for?
How many times have you watched Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp?
When are we going to another wrestling show? That was some fun ass good times!
Why am I not invited to drunken video gaming? It sounds like it's worth the drive!
Can you make me a fake passport with Philli's name on it? I'd like to take a trip to the US and get into some felony type trouble but need an alias.
Three Benefit of mankind wishes...
I wish everything we ate / dranks / otherwised consumed was good for us.
I would likely remove religion.
I would wish for the cure for every painful, ostracizing, and fatal disease.
2. At least twice, but not in years.
3. Not sure - when do you debut? When's ROH return?
My debut (definitely not for ROH lol) will, in theory, be this summer. I will definitely let you know where and when.
I have wheels. Spontaneous gaming night can be particimapated in
Not sure if anyone asked this yet, do you have any pets (aside from Mario)? If so, what type, how many, etc?
You get to meet Osama Bin Laden. What do you say to him? You only get one sentance.
Best hockey player ever? Favourite hockey player ever?
If you could kick Mark McGwire in the nuts for how he lied to everyone about steroids, would he get up from it? Would you be able to find said nuts due to their shriveled nature from the aforementioned steroid use?
My debut (definitely not for ROH lol) will, in theory, be this summer. I will definitely let you know where and when.
I have wheels. Spontaneous gaming night can be particimapated in
Not sure if anyone asked this yet, do you have any pets (aside from Mario)? If so, what type, how many, etc?
You get to meet Osama Bin Laden. What do you say to him? You only get one sentance.
Best hockey player ever? Favourite hockey player ever?
If you could kick Mark McGwire in the nuts for how he lied to everyone about steroids, would he get up from it? Would you be able to find said nuts due to their shriveled nature from the aforementioned steroid use?
No pets - though I have had cats, dogs, hamsters, and fish.
Bin Laden - You're an idiot.
Hockey - Gretzky, but I'm biased. Favorite? Probably Ovechkin, he's amazing to watch.
McGwire - I have problem with the fact that he used steroids... they all are anyways. I wouldn't bother kicking him.
Why do you look so happy to be getting whatever the hell is in that gumball machine in your pic?
Are you really hoping someone else starts throwing questions at you because I'm running out of material?
How much money would it take for you to be willing to kill someone you don't know?
If Prince, Celine Dion, Cher and yourself were all in a boat in the middle of the ocean, how long would it take before you did the right thing for society and sank the ship, eventually using their dead bodies to sustain yourself/float to safety?
Why do you look so happy to be getting whatever the hell is in that gumball machine in your pic?
Are you really hoping someone else starts throwing questions at you because I'm running out of material?
How much money would it take for you to be willing to kill someone you don't know?
If Prince, Celine Dion, Cher and yourself were all in a boat in the middle of the ocean, how long would it take before you did the right thing for society and sank the ship, eventually using their dead bodies to sustain yourself/float to safety?
That pic is from Zithal, Kristy and I's "Hookers and Blow" weekend... I had just survived "danger breakfast" at a scuzzy-ass place. I think i was giddy just to be alive! Those are "danger candy".. I swear, they came out in one congealed clump.
2. Absolutely
3. I'd never kill someone - guess I've read too many comic books
4. Okay... maybe I was wrong about #3... probably just after one of them started to "Diva out"
Since you muffed the Canadiens question, (I would have accepted Manchester United but the Yankees?? come on) I've decided to give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Rush, Canada's greatest rock band or world's greatest rock band?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Since you muffed the Canadiens question, (I would have accepted Manchester United but the Yankees?? come on) I've decided to give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Rush, Canada's greatest rock band or world's greatest rock band?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Rush: Neither.. isn't Nickelback Canadian?
Driving - Everyone's an idiot unless they're driving a hybrid / smart car The hummer guys are the morons
Ass-slapping - I'm a fan of ass slapping repeatedly almost anywhere... who cares what others say!!
Thesaurus: AKA "blunt object" that I use to beat smartasses with.
What's it like to be a member here forever and not have been banned? Are you proud or disappointed?
Banning is clearly a joke around here... so this question's become moot. If I had been banned, all I'd have to do is come back as DrTy0re and start a poll that results in only 2/3rds of everyone voting to keep me banned. It's apparently a unanimous decision only now.
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I have to finish cleaning the water off of my computer screen thanks to that gif. Way to go.
Oh, it's gettin' love honey. Count on that. The eyebrows are what makes it for sure.
Favourite TV show from: 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's
Who wins in a fight: Angel vs Chuck Norris vs Rush Limbaugh vs Eliza Dushku.
How on earth did my left arm get covered in bruises?
Why won't my cats stop running around knocking shit off of shelves and in general being crazy?
Do you own a bro/manzier? If so, what cup size are you?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Okay - caveat, I don't watch much television but...
1970's: The incrdible Hulk
1980's: Thundercats probably
1990's: Married with Children
2000's: The Big Bang Theory
2. Chuck Norris wins every fight - even the ones he isn't involved in. UFC scorecards actually read xxxxx vs yyyyy - Winner: Chuck Norris, 1st runner up: xxxxx
3. You're probably abusing yourself in your sleep over your deep-seeded shame due to your chronic masturbation. Your use of your left hand "just so it feels a little different" has made your right hand jealous.
4. Cats: Cats function on a higher plane than us... if they're being crazy in your house.. it's likely sinking, and you should abandon ship (or whatever "act of god" is imminent.)
5. No... though I bet I know a few with nicer b00bz than some of my ex's.
6. Unemployment line - Dr. Horrible has monopolized the criminal mastermind racket... either that or sucking off Lex Luthor for plane fare.
Mark
How many times have you watched Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp?
When are we going to another wrestling show? That was some fun ass good times!
Why am I not invited to drunken video gaming? It sounds like it's worth the drive!
Can you make me a fake passport with Philli's name on it? I'd like to take a trip to the US and get into some felony type trouble but need an alias.
Three Benefit of mankind wishes...
I wish everything we ate / dranks / otherwised consumed was good for us.
I would likely remove religion.
I would wish for the cure for every painful, ostracizing, and fatal disease.
2. At least twice, but not in years.
3. Not sure - when do you debut? When's ROH return?
4. They're fairly spontaneous (i.e. - oh shit, I'm broke, well, gaming it is).
5. I refer you to Kristy for mad photoshopping skillz
Mark
I have wheels. Spontaneous gaming night can be particimapated in
Not sure if anyone asked this yet, do you have any pets (aside from Mario)? If so, what type, how many, etc?
You get to meet Osama Bin Laden. What do you say to him? You only get one sentance.
Best hockey player ever? Favourite hockey player ever?
If you could kick Mark McGwire in the nuts for how he lied to everyone about steroids, would he get up from it? Would you be able to find said nuts due to their shriveled nature from the aforementioned steroid use?
No pets - though I have had cats, dogs, hamsters, and fish.
Bin Laden - You're an idiot.
Hockey - Gretzky, but I'm biased. Favorite? Probably Ovechkin, he's amazing to watch.
McGwire - I have problem with the fact that he used steroids... they all are anyways. I wouldn't bother kicking him.
Mark
Are you really hoping someone else starts throwing questions at you because I'm running out of material?
How much money would it take for you to be willing to kill someone you don't know?
If Prince, Celine Dion, Cher and yourself were all in a boat in the middle of the ocean, how long would it take before you did the right thing for society and sank the ship, eventually using their dead bodies to sustain yourself/float to safety?
That pic is from Zithal, Kristy and I's "Hookers and Blow" weekend... I had just survived "danger breakfast" at a scuzzy-ass place. I think i was giddy just to be alive! Those are "danger candy".. I swear, they came out in one congealed clump.
2. Absolutely
3. I'd never kill someone - guess I've read too many comic books
4. Okay... maybe I was wrong about #3... probably just after one of them started to "Diva out"
Mark
Rush, Canada's greatest rock band or world's greatest rock band?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Rush: Neither.. isn't Nickelback Canadian?
Driving - Everyone's an idiot unless they're driving a hybrid / smart car
Ass-slapping - I'm a fan of ass slapping repeatedly almost anywhere... who cares what others say!!
Thesaurus: AKA "blunt object" that I use to beat smartasses with.
Mark
Wow, how did you know the exact answer that could make me hate you?
It's rhetorical but you can answer it anyway.
Simple:
Science has shown that any praise of Nickelback will immediately result in intense hatred from 90% of the population.
Mark
Banning is clearly a joke around here... so this question's become moot. If I had been banned, all I'd have to do is come back as DrTy0re and start a poll that results in only 2/3rds of everyone voting to keep me banned. It's apparently a unanimous decision only now.
Mark
Death sentences should be unanimous.
Because you came over once, on my birthday, and I was so shmammered that I didn't remember anything until June 4th!! (B-day's the 1st)
Mark
Darling, I love you....
But your girl-boner for this guy doesn't cut it for me. He's a douche. Lose him.
Mark
FUCK!
Yes! Especially since you didn't even like it!
Mark
Sorry, but this is depressing me somewhat . . .
oh hai, I fyp
Next week it'll be out of the news
Two weeks things will start to normalize (at least down to just the inconveniences of the event)
They'll be back to stupidity within a month.
Mark
do you have any favourite quotes?
And further to this...have you ever been 'detained' by police, but not actually arrested?
Have you ever worn handcuffs for reasons that were not legal?