Interspersed with the nonsense questions, I have been asking you some that come direct from eHarmony. Thought you might like to see who they matched you up with. Apparently Joan is in Cambridge.
Interspersed with the nonsense questions, I have been asking you some that come direct from eHarmony. Thought you might like to see who they matched you up with. Apparently Joan is in Cambridge.
Interspersed with the nonsense questions, I have been asking you some that come direct from eHarmony. Thought you might like to see who they matched you up with. Apparently Joan is in Cambridge.
~Who is your favourite looney tunes character and why?
~What size are your feet?
~Have you ever or would you ever jump out of a perfectly good aircraft?
~You are about to be executed and are to choose your last meal, what would it be?
~Who is your favourite looney tunes character and why?
~What size are your feet?
~Have you ever or would you ever jump out of a perfectly good aircraft?
~You are about to be executed and are to choose your last meal, what would it be?
Looney Tunes - Marvin the Marian...
Size 10
I have indeed - great story, I drove up, and they were trying to break the world record for topless skydiving.. there were topless women literally falling out of the sky.
My last meal? My mom's mac and cheese, and then probably a Big Bacon Classic from Wendy's... I'm pretty easy. Oh! And french fries "extra crispy" from The Black Badger near my work... MMmm... and a milkshake.
1. IRL - In all honesty, you're the most platonic relationship I've had with a woman. I love you to death, but you can be frustrating and stubborn. I giggle at all the guys that get all fuckin worked up when they see a poker playing female that's hot and strong-willed.
4) Have u ever had, or know of someone that has had sexual relations with kristy, and if yes, please discuss....:D (she talks about sexing me alot, but I want first hand opinion if its worth my time imo)
I've always pictured sex with Kristy as being akin to mating with some sort of cross between a Preying Mantis, Black Widow spider, and the Queen from the alien movies. It could possibly be the most awesome sexual experience a man could ever have but, when it's over, she's still going to decapitate you and use your carcass to nourish her offspring.
The most disgusting part was that Mario didn't have to compress the burger / take multiple bites for top and bottom. This fucking thing was HUGE! But the man eats like a fucking duck I swear, just opens up and lets the food slide down.
I've spent years "sharing" food with him, and because of it, I'm a VERY fast eater. You do that, or you don't get your share! I think we've both agreed now to just get 2 of whatever we're going in on....
You an Mario on a deserted island. Which one of you gets picked up by the rescue ship a year or two down the line?
And don't give me any of this smarmy working together crap . . . somebody's getting bashed with a rock, and I wanna know who it is . . . . LOL
Mario wins.... he's surprisingly strong, and would likely be rationalizing that if he waits, he'll lose all the good meat as I start to become malnourished. And that would be day three... tops
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I know I will . . .
Nah...
I neglected to mention how much of a douchebag the guy looked...
Mark
You're really trying to suck up to me this week! Thanks for the compliment brother!
house
/thread hijack.
xoxoxo:h:
Mark, I would like to know the following:
100m dash, you vs. Mario: Who wins, and by how much?
Same race, a plate of Chicken wings at the finish line: results?
How many 5 yr. olds can you take on at once, and live to tell about it?
And finally, if you could find out the date of your last day on earth, would you want to know? Why/why not?
Same idea but Vegas Fatburger, you vs Mario to the finish, who wins?... Think I have a pic somewhere but can't find it at the moment...
..... MOM?!?
Mark
I would kill Mario in a race, 100m, I win by 3 seconds clean.
Chicken wings, I win by 2.5 seconds, but he finishes more wings than me - 2:1 ratio.
At once? Hrm... I did totally beat the hell out of Eric's kid with ease.... I'll say (with my best Paul Newman charm) ....
"<smirk> Fifty.... I can take fifty kids"
God I love that movie.
I have no interest in when my last day on earth will be - spoils the surprise!
Mark
I still win the race, but Mario eats the burger 4x faster than I do.
And, for reference... that's 3 pattys, weighing in at 1/2 pound each, with cheese AND bacon, a side of fries, and a milkshake.
"Fuck you starving kids in Africa"
WIN
~What size are your feet?
~Have you ever or would you ever jump out of a perfectly good aircraft?
~You are about to be executed and are to choose your last meal, what would it be?
Looney Tunes - Marvin the Marian...
Size 10
I have indeed - great story, I drove up, and they were trying to break the world record for topless skydiving.. there were topless women literally falling out of the sky.
My last meal? My mom's mac and cheese, and then probably a Big Bacon Classic from Wendy's... I'm pretty easy. Oh! And french fries "extra crispy" from The Black Badger near my work... MMmm... and a milkshake.
Mark
Welcome
to my world
oh hi
this is pretty accuracate
also true
and how Mario destroys his burger:
The foot of it.
Mark
The most disgusting part was that Mario didn't have to compress the burger / take multiple bites for top and bottom. This fucking thing was HUGE! But the man eats like a fucking duck I swear, just opens up and lets the food slide down.
I've spent years "sharing" food with him, and because of it, I'm a VERY fast eater. You do that, or you don't get your share! I think we've both agreed now to just get 2 of whatever we're going in on....
Mark
You an Mario on a deserted island. Which one of you gets picked up by the rescue ship a year or two down the line?
And don't give me any of this smarmy working together crap . . . somebody's getting bashed with a rock, and I wanna know who it is . . . . LOL
Mario wins.... he's surprisingly strong, and would likely be rationalizing that if he waits, he'll lose all the good meat as I start to become malnourished. And that would be day three... tops
Mark
New Avatar????????????????
Never really saw you as a Gum Drop Person
So how long to finish it?
Milton Slim