Depressing January-February

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  • ddmilcanddmilcan
    Thanks everyone for your contributions to this post.
    February is gone! well nearly
    I see Spring on the horizon, well nearly

    Let's do this again sometime..and remember

    To take a quote from a famous Publication


    Laughter is the Best Medicine


    from the good book "Readers Digest"


    Over and out
    Milton Slim:):):)
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Ran out of jokes huh?
  • ddmilcanddmilcan
    compuease wrote: »
    Ran out of jokes huh?

    I'll never run out!
  • SharantyrSharantyr
    ^^ LOL
    Now that was the best one yet dd!!
  • CerberusCerberus
    There's a girl sitting by the side of the pool with no arms and no legs. The pool boy walks past and sees her crying and asks what's wrong.

    "I'm 21 and I've never been hugged."

    So the pool boy picks her up and gives her a big hug.

    She smiles, but quickly begins crying again. He asks what's wrong.

    "I'm 21 and I've never been kissed."

    Feeling in a good mood, the pool boy figures what the hell, picks her up and gives her a long kiss.

    The girl smiles again but before he can leave, she begins crying again. The pool boy rolls his eyes and ask what is wrong now.

    "I'm 21 and I've never been fucked."

    So he picks her up and tosses her in the pool and says "There, now you're fucked."
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