I only drink kamikazees and only about twice a year. Sorry, I know, it's lame, but I got my drinking done when I was 17. Just not as much fun for me when it's legal.
Hey, I just noticed that I've only got 14 people on my team and everybody else has 15. I'm missin' a potential corpse! Who the hell did this draft? They've been bribed or something, and I'm not smart enough to count that high when I should have two weeks ago!
Do I get Dennis Hopper as a stand in????!!! Just kidding.
and no Fed. Pabst blue ribbon extra light is not good beer. In no way, shape, or form is it a good beverage of any kind. If you were on fire for some reason, I wouldn't even insult you by opening a can and pouring it on you to put the fire out.
and no Fed. Pabst blue ribbon extra light is not good beer. In no way, shape, or form is it a good beverage of any kind. If you were on fire for some reason, I wouldn't even insult you by opening a can and pouring it on you to put the fire out.
Umm... pouring beer on him would make him burn more. Sure you don't want to crack one open?
Hey, I just noticed that I've only got 14 people on my team and everybody else has 15. I'm missin' a potential corpse! Who the hell did this draft? They've been bribed or something, and I'm not smart enough to count that high when I should have two weeks ago!
Do I get Dennis Hopper as a stand in????!!! Just kidding.
This is not cool. I suggest that the rest of us take off #15 from our list. That way we'll all be equal, and nobody has a "redraw" advantage.
I could be wrong, but beer doesn't burn. Alcohol content isn't high enough. Certainly not high enough in that crap. I remember as a kid going to stock car races down in the states and watching people guzzle that stuff down by the flat! No wonder the lines at the bathrooms were longer than the racetrack...
I'd be good with that Johnnie. You'd lose Charlie Sheen, and I'm sure he's on antidepressants by now. Bad odds. AJ would lose Mick Jagger. He's as spry as ever. Dennis would lose Britney Spears. We should all get together and have a beer if she kicks the bucket. Mole would lose Keith Richards, whom I still argue is already dead.
Abe Vigoda
Kirk Douglas
Seve Ballesteros
Mickey Rooney
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse
Kim Jong Il
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Wilford Brimley Andy Dick
Ozzy Osbourne
Phil Spector
Peter O'Toole
Mickey Rourke
Keith Richards
Solid lead-off hitters, with an odd middle of the order. Plenty of pop in the bottom of the line-up, though. You know what they say . . . if it weren't for luck.
Hmm, Mole could be in for some $. Sex offender in prison? Might get a li'l of the old shank to send him on his way...Dirty dope in the pen could be a contributor too. Unless his trial goes on forever and he's granted bail with counseling conditions or something. That could be -EV.
I was gonna say that we're almost a month in and nobody's picks are producing. Not one has really had much media with regards to health issues, ODing, or slips or falls or anything.
Patience Bill. Most of the deaths in January are people who were on the brink in December, anyway. I'm guessing we'll see at least one winner before March break, maybe even two. I am putting the over/under for the teams at 6.5.
I am willing to act as an agent should any parties wish to gamble on my line. As moderator I think it prudent to remain neutral. Also, I'm cheap, and none of you bastards threw me a bribe . . .
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where's the sad trombone? or a badoom- ching
Dennis Hoppper, reportedly on his death bed, seeks divorce from wife of 14 years, Victoria
Meh, even the finest scouts miss the occasional diamond in the rough. Curtis Joseph, anyone?
Bill... in Bruce County we drink OV and crystal.... you know that.
however, what the hell is wrong with Pabst? its a good beer imo...
and I prefer ginger over coke.. coke gives me the hangover...
Saturday night I did indulge in vodka cran's... and i will admit they were fricken awesome.
Back on to ppl croaking...
and stop calling me Kathy god damn it. :mad:
He was on my original list...lol..but then forgot to save it..and never got re added. Those Easy Rider days have to catch up to a guy..
Do I get Dennis Hopper as a stand in????!!! Just kidding.
Umm... pouring beer on him would make him burn more. Sure you don't want to crack one open?
This is not cool. I suggest that the rest of us take off #15 from our list. That way we'll all be equal, and nobody has a "redraw" advantage.
Anyhoo, any objectors to this suggestion?
I'll pay for the keg myself!
BUT if he does go this year...I'm going to be SOME PISSED!
:arghh:
All good by me, but what about my flight out east for said beer?
CANOE -- JAM! Television: Andy Dick arrested on sex charges
Just a little more time, I think . . .
I was gonna say that we're almost a month in and nobody's picks are producing. Not one has really had much media with regards to health issues, ODing, or slips or falls or anything.
I am willing to act as an agent should any parties wish to gamble on my line. As moderator I think it prudent to remain neutral. Also, I'm cheap, and none of you bastards threw me a bribe . . .
I'll put fitty on the UNDER.
Personally I'd have to go with under 6.5 for the year. I don't think we are that lucky, or alternatively..they are that unlucky.