I've had it with online poker

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  • Like i normally say...you are always 50/50...you either win the hand or lose the hand....well with the occasional split pot ;)

    math is idiotic anyways...I play on feel just like Barry G :P

    This sir, is why you are a winning player.
  • Jesus H christ, if this thread isn't in the HOF by the end of the day I'm going to lose all faith in our HOF system.

    Wetts1012 you are a frankin genius, and DasCoupe... just wow. I have some swamp land to sell you. I'm going to work on the xtranormal of this right now.
  • hahah wow was just reading thru this thread... seedub or watever your name is... your are the most retarded human being i think ive ever read something by on a forum in my life hahah wow.... please dont ever put up your opnion ever again haha poker is 95% luck and 5% skill??? hahaha that means u must have mean SKILLLLZ
  • haha oh my god wetts really??!?!? hahaha the odds of hitting a set are 50/50 either u do or u dont? haha where do these people come from... this is gold
  • Here we go, I'll post this in the other thread to.

    My humble first attempt at xtranormal:
    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090326114056912

    I made myself LOL with this when I watched it back. I hope everyone likes it.
  • Mazda GLC wrote: »
    haha oh my god wetts really??!?!? hahaha the odds of hitting a set are 50/50 either u do or u dont? haha where do these people come from... this is gold

    Correct. Golden.
  • schabs wrote: »
    I'm sick of this BBK guy whining everytime something goes wrong in his poker life. What does trust have to do with playing online poker? Who the hell are you looking to trust? Stick to your $1 SNGs please.

    OMG, don't knock the $1 SNG's.. I'm building my roll to a million, $.53 at a time!!!
  • while you are at it, why not ask them to run to rona and grab a can of elbow grease and a litre of checkered paint?

    nothing like pulling out all the stops for the noobs
  • CanadaDave wrote: »
    Here we go, I'll post this in the other thread to.

    My humble first attempt at xtranormal:
    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090326114056912

    I made myself LOL with this when I watched it back. I hope everyone likes it.


    wrong link?
  • wrong link?

    It took a bit to render. I think it's working now.
  • CanadaDave wrote: »
    Jesus H christ, if this thread isn't in the HOF by the end of the day I'm going to lose all faith in our HOF system.

    Wetts1012 you are a frankin genius, and DasCoupe... just wow. I have some swamp land to sell you. I'm going to work on the xtranormal of this right now.

    I'm glad I've provided much needed entertainment "cheers:

    But again, not counting outs, pot odds, anything like that, do you hit a set 50% of the time?

    And if you hit a set 50% of the time with 66, what about 77? or 88? or KK?

    Honest questions.
  • lol..great vid Dave. (don't forget to post it in the OTL thread also please.)
  • DasCoupe wrote: »
    I'm glad I've provided much needed entertainment "cheers:

    But again, not counting outs, pot odds, anything like that, do you hit a set 50% of the time?

    And if you hit a set 50% of the time with 66, what about 77? or 88? or KK?

    Honest questions.

    No..66 is 50%, 77 is less, and 88 even moreso less. the higher the cards, the less of a chance to hit a set. But, in saying that...the probability of trips goes up with the denomination of the cards.
  • No..66 is 50%, 77 is less, and 88 even moreso less. the higher the cards, the less of a chance to hit a set. But, in saying that...the probability of trips goes up with the denomination of the cards.

    Don't forget that the odd numbered cards have an advantage too.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    lol..great vid Dave. (don't forget to post it in the OTL thread also please.)

    Done and done.
  • Cerberus wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa comp, let's not get crazy here. I'm not "coming around" to his thinking, just trying to put a little thought into his thoughts as they were just coming out as so many random words before.

    Your assuming Cerberus cabable of "thinking" about anything let alone math. I can tell you from years of painful experience it just isn't so.

    I seem to remember a time he was given some samples of smokies in a grocery store.......
  • Forgive hockref, he seems to forget how many times I've kicked his ass in the past. Didn't matter if it was wrestling, poker, video games (except Donkey Kong), he always took a beating from me and always will.
  • No..66 is 50%, 77 is less, and 88 even moreso less. the higher the cards, the less of a chance to hit a set. But, in saying that...the probability of trips goes up with the denomination of the cards.

    Now you're getting ridiculous.

    66 obv. =77 =KK., which are all coinflips.

    AKs < AKoff due to 2 flush possibilities, I know this question comes up alot.

    Let's just leave the math to me.
  • Wetts oh wise one, is this some of the same advanced thinking that says Q,3 off is very powerfull, since we can make 2 different flushes and 2 different (non overlapping) straights? Or am I getting too far ahead of the lesson?
  • Why do i stick my nose into this...LOL(the fun, the excitement or maybe just out of sheer boredom) regardless....
    A pkt pair, is a pair is a pair...regardless of the cards..if you hold a pkt pair, whether it be 6's, or 10's or K's..they all have the same percentage preflop of hitting on the flop...thats 11.76%
    I won't even get into the later example of AKs vs AKos...but i could, i just haven't reached THAT level of boredom ...just yet.
  • Once again, I tried all-in and guess what happened? A different player called me with Q-6 os. You know what's coming, right? Yep, you guessed it. Again my pocket queens get beat by three 6's.

    Jesus, pay attention.

    Q3 > AA the same way OP explained that Q6 > QQ.
  • Wetts1012 wrote: »
    Jesus, pay attention.

    Q3 > AA the same way OP explained that Q6 > QQ.
    Sorry, I think I was sick that day and missed class...
  • wetts do u charge for lessons?? i wanna become a pro
  • Wetts1012 wrote: »
    This sir, is why you are a winning player.

    HAHAHAHAHA.....winning is over rated anyways....especially in this thread
  • DasCoupe, you want to go HU4Rollz with the new Math Wetts just schooled us in?
  • Wow! I actually saw CanadaDave's xtranormal version (awesome btw) before reading through this. Best thread ever.
  • CanadaDave wrote: »
    DasCoupe, you want to go HU4Rollz with the new Math Wetts just schooled us in?

    Sure, cuz I didn't pay attention in class! I'm good to go :as:ah
  • Seriously how was this pic not made the home page of this website? We seem to be attracting the entire shallow end of the gene pool.

    DORK.gif

    Obviously the higher the pair the less chance of hitting a set because the more people to the flop the more likely they are holding higher cards which reduce the chances of higher cards hitting a set. Obviously most people like to call holding Ax so say if you are 3 handed to the flop obviously at least one of your opponents is holding an A so if hero is holding AA, his chances of hitting the set are down to one out. If it is 4 handed or more to the flop then it is very likely that he has no outs at all, even for making a straight because likely someone is also holding AK or KQ. His only real chance is the board running out 2345 but then 66 wins and all lower pairs will have a set with a good chance of boating the river.
  • After a person lost KK to KQ and complained today I tried to explain it was 50/50 - either he wins or he loses.

    When that did not work I told him who wins on a QQx flop and the KQ has a better chance to make a straight

    When that did not work I explained that in history a King and a Queen was much more accepted together then a King and a King.

    He kept screaming I was a donk then he stacked off 20 more blinds shoving with J 9 o


    Maybe he quit also
  • Monteroy wrote: »
    After a person lost KK to KQ and complained today I tried to explain it was 50/50 - either he wins or he loses.

    When that did not work I told him who wins on a QQx flop and the KQ has a better chance to make a straight

    When that did not work I explained that in history a King and a Queen was much more accepted together then a King and a King.

    He kept screaming I was a donk then he stacked off 20 more blinds shoving with J 9 o


    Maybe he quit also

    ROFLMAO....that was great....don't forget about the 1 eyed jack who the queen is sleeping with which lowers the starting hand value of KQ.....
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