You're on, for $500.00 casino cash. I'm currently at 0/8, but expect to move past you soon. Deal?
Sure...
After this morning, I'm 0/11... Trying hard.
You also realize that the big winner here is Timmies.. We are probably dropping an extra $5 income into their pockets daily just for this contest. Man we are such corporate sheep...
You also realize that the big winner here is Timmies.. We are probably dropping an extra $5 income into their pockets daily just for this contest. Man we are such corporate sheep...
Nah...I grab a cup or two a day anyways since thats all I have at the university.
It's the least I can do for the poor bastard she ends up with next . . .
I had to save something for my future second marriage.
That kind of reminds me of a song...
"if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can"
Comments
XL = 0 / 11
Ship the donut......L = 1 / 1
Sure...
After this morning, I'm 0/11... Trying hard.
You also realize that the big winner here is Timmies.. We are probably dropping an extra $5 income into their pockets daily just for this contest. Man we are such corporate sheep...
Nah...I grab a cup or two a day anyways since thats all I have at the university.
Yeah love and respect is fine......but can it buy a rim job?
My guess is maybe from Mark.
It's the least I can do for the poor bastard she ends up with next . . .
That kind of reminds me of a song...
"if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can"
I'm envisioning same sex marraige..........ohhhh yeeeaaaahhhh.
****phil takes cover from the wrath about to come from kristy****
More likely the case.
I secretly dream of being able to say "make me a sammich, bitch!"
4/14 now, all coffees. (see answer below)
stp
p.s. Michelle just had her baby - 7lb 3/8 ounce little girl Daphne Olivia. Just went and saw her, sooooo cute!
Tell her Congratulations!!
The first time I read it as Daphne Velma..that would've been awesome!
Made the Timmies worker laugh when I said... "Make mine a LOSER please"...
EDIT: 0/14
Thought I'd start taking pics of my losers, starting with number 13 and 14 from today.
My next losers will be in more exotic locales.. I promise
I was in first as CPF's official CC loan shark..
btw, show me your tits..I'll hook you up baby.
You're sooo winning today. You should stop drinking Tim's until someone else hits at least 14..