You know your at Fallsview Poker room WHEN:

  • you get ignored at the brush
  • you have to kiss their ass to get a seat
  • you wait hours to play
  • seats are open and they take their time to fill them
  • lots of people in suits doing nothing
  • there are a hundred people on the list and they wont open another table.
  • you never get your session fee worth of hands
  • the action is great
  • donkeys never fold flush draws
  • players always play suited cards
  • you get a dealer named gino who is as slow as molasses
  • there are at least a dozen dealer mistakes a night.
  • the guys in suits dont do anything except scream at you when you look down at your cell phone.
  • players tip even the bad dealers and there are many
  • the brush never overturns a dealer mistake even when it is blatantly wrong.
  • they treat you as if they are the customer not you!
  • you cant hear the verbal raise over the noise.
  • you see a name flash red for the open seat and they call that name for 20 minutes.
  • they open only 4 tables and use the ones that abut next to eachother so that your chair gets bumped all day.
  • you get next to nothing in the way of comps for your play.
  • different rules apply every day.
  • dealers spend more time watching tv then controling the game.
If the action wasnt as good as it is, I would never step foot in that terribly run poker room. I have played everywhere and it is the worst customer service ever!.
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  • > Pulling up a chair and waiting for 13cards.....I've got the beer this time. <
  • In case you are wondering - No, I didn't open a new account.

    [cracks open one of Phil's beers, assuming I will pay him back tomorrow at Buzzard's]
  • LOL... great 1st post :D

    Welcome to the site!
  • I'd ask the new guy where he plays, and for what stakes, but what would be the point? Nice first post, CJ. Moose, slide me one of Mole's beers would ya? The pizza should be here in 20 minutes . . .
  • Guys make sure to put throw one of these asbestos beer covers on.....it could get hot in here. :rage:


    cjnms, did you want to expand on what the situation was that led to this first post?
  • No worries, I brought Dry Ice from work. Them beers be frosty, baby . . .
    Moose, you like veggies? Or meat lovers? Napkins on the counter . . .
  • Am I too late for a seat?
  • Hell no. You like pizza? I'm thinking of ordering wings when CJ comes back. You in?
  • Milo wrote: »
    Hell no. You like pizza? I'm thinking of ordering wings when CJ comes back. You in?

    I like mine Suicide Hot please
  • Hobbes, you'll have to find another chair in the den, okay? And are you okay with suicide on the side? My tummy is a little delicate. Okay, who's round is it?
  • Milo wrote: »
    Hobbes, you'll have to find another chair in the den, okay? And are you okay with suicide on the side? My tummy is a little delicate. Okay, who's round is it?

    Ahhh man, I have to sit on the tilty chair. That's what I get for showing up late.
    Suicide on the side is fine
  • Jeezus, 13cards must not have noticed the "Bat-signal" over the falls. I'm just going to have a little nap. Wake me up when he gets here.....ah, never mind I'm a light sleeper I'm sure I'll hear the commotion.
  • Fuck that. Lets starts a session free sng.
  • Damn, got here to late to get inside I guess. Is there going to be cameras broadcasting this to outside monitors for us poor folks? What's the going rate for scalper tickets? Can someone throw out a chicken bone or perhaps a pizza crust? Were hungry out here too.
  • You know your at Fallsview Poker room WHEN:

    Players go to the CRAPS table to get their chips (disrupting the game as they launch their money onto the layout, wreaking havoc as their money hits the dice, causing an out), even though it's posted on signage at eye level, AND on the brush's seating monitor. The doe eyed donkey then responds with a "wha?...I gotta go to the cage??"
  • HEY EVERYBODY !!!! WAKE UP !!!! A limo just pulled up out front. Cannot see who's in back, but the driver's wearing "Fallsview" livery. As "Good Ol' JR" would say, business is about to pick up. Now, where's the damn Pepto?
  • the best part about this thread is the original poster is probably thinking "what the hell are all these people talking about?"
  • m_dolens wrote: »
    the best part about this thread is the original poster is probably thinking "what the hell are all these people talking about?"

    That is the best part for now......I have a feeling it's going to get much better.
  • m_dolens wrote: »
    the best part about this thread is the original poster is probably thinking "what the hell are all these people talking about?"

    No, the best part is the cold pizza and chicken wings. The total confusion of a new member/poster is just the icing on the cake. CAKE!!! Hobbes, check the fridge, I thought I saw some of Pokerdro's leftover birthday cake in there. It's almost lunch time, and those guys on the lawn are probably hungry. And grab a couple of beers, too. The suns over the yardarm somewhere . . .
  • Milo wrote: »
    No, the best part is the cold pizza and chicken wings. The total confusion of a new member/poster is just the icing on the cake. CAKE!!! Hobbes, check the fridge, I thought I saw some of Pokerdro's leftover birthday cake in there. It's almost lunch time, and those guys on the lawn are probably hungry. And grab a couple of beers, too. The suns over the yardarm somewhere . . .


    I was up at 8:30 this morning and ate the rest of the cake.
  • For those of us going to Buzzzards tournament this aft, can someone take notes or perhaps call us with updates?....
    Maybe we can get Dave to broadcast updates at breaks...
    Damn I'm actually thinking of cancelling just so I don't miss a minute... And Hobbes that wasn't nice of you to get up so early and take the last of the cake, I had my eye on it.
  • I'm still waiting for crab legs.
  • actyper wrote: »
    I'm still waiting for crab legs.

    Wow, you've got some refined tastes. Pizza and wings not good enough for ya? ;)


    That was a rough nights sleep. Can someone make a Timmies run? On a side note it's much more fun having a coffee again since the Roll up the Rim (RIGGED) promo is over.
  • Three pages of posts... two of which are discussing bar food... *yawn* no action here... gonna go eat I guess.
  • jpajamas wrote: »
    Three pages of posts... two of which are discussing bar food... *yawn* no action here... gonna go eat I guess.
    User CP, edit options, Thread display options, change posts per page from forum default to 40 posts per page. Viola no more 3 pages of posts... yawn, so easy....
  • [ ] this thread delivers

    /g2
  • [ ] Thread is awesome
    [x] Want 1 min of my life back
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