My girl wants to do me with a strap on

InsaneGuyInsaneGuy Official ***** Frenchy
Ummmm.... like the topic says. She wants to do me with a strap on and being the freewheeling dude that I am, I am open to the idea provided that the strap on is no where near as large as I am. Does this make me gay? Anyways, I've never done anything like this before although there was this one time when I was in the cub scouts at a sleepover and....anyways...

opinions?
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  • KristyKristy fck limit
    InsaneGuy FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Serious answer: I don't think this makes you gay, just be careful and take it slow.
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy Official ***** Frenchy
    well... She keeps telling me how good it will feel and that nobody would know about it (except you guys). My real concern is murphy's law. What if something goes horribly wrong and I have to go to the ER with a strap on stuck in my ass. I guess I could wear my jackass t-shirt there and they would think it is a stunt.
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    Does a strap on really feel good for guys? That seems false, anyone have any information on this?

    I know all the talk of the male g-spot but I sort of think that even if it is true the logistics of the strap-on-doggy-style-fuck isn't going to stimulate the right places?
  • 800OVER800OVER Full PFC Member
    InsaneGuy wrote: »
    Does this make me gay?
    opinions?

    Having her shove a watermelon up your ass doesn't make you gay....unless you're imagining she's Tom Cruise while she does it.
  • BBC ZBBC Z Living Legend
    Go for it, you only live once.
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    I actually said "Yesssssss" as I clicked seeing that 800over had replied. Where the fuck is like -EV and Pkrfce9 with awesome disgustingness now?

    the strap-on in a guy is gateway dick 4sho

    ;)
  • Just draw the line when she asks you to wear a dog collar... it's tough to get your dignity back after that!

    First, a thread about dating a porn star, now this,... I have a strong desire to join a triple-x forum and start posting about folding aces pre-flop!
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo Part-time grinder
    BBC Z wrote: »
    Go for it, you only live once.

    +1; we will be waiting for the full 'all-in' report.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore It's phonetic!
    There are movies related to this..

    I believe Nina Hartley provides several "how to" videos from everything to standard sex, to oral, anal, etc etc.... I'm relatively sure that she covers this topic, and I even think the name of the video is "Bend over Boyfriend".

    Mark

    P.S. Why am I mildly sure nobody is surprised at the extent of knowledge I had on this topic....
  • actyperactyper Full PFC Member
    So which float will you be on this weekend?
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    Hey Mark, you want to come over tonight and watch it? Start D/Ling it now!

    (This is the best CPF thread ever..where is Blondefish)
  • DrTyoreDrTyore It's phonetic!
    Haha...



    Mark
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole PFC Asshole First Class
    In a merge of posts.... I am definitely not dating a porn star with a strap-on....


    .....again
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9 SHIP IT, BITCHES!
    this alleged 'poker' forum is a joke
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole PFC Asshole First Class
    pkrfce9 wrote: »
    'poker'

    No, no read the OP again.....she's going to poke him. :)
  • The_AwesomeThe_Awesome Average sized member
    Gayest thread ever.
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    pkrfce9 wrote: »
    this alleged 'poker' forum is a joke

    [X] obv has not checked out Neverwinpoker.com


    **I'm disappointed in you Greg, you used to be more than old-guard whining about the way things used to be. Look at all the truly active poker forums they all have WAY more active OT's than us.
  • ZithalZithal Flop smasher
    Perhaps you should start small to see if it feels good. Like a finger or two up the poop-shoot.
  • GrahamGraham Full PFC Member
    Best thread ever? I think I almost spit my drink out on my laptop when I opened this....

    Does it make you gay?
    Well, I think it makes you 1/2 gay because you are getting railed by a penis like object in your ass, but since its coming from a girl, then it can't be considered fully gay.
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Does a strap on really feel good for guys?

    Sounds like you might have some info on the female perspective... ^-^
  • haddonhaddon CUPID STUNT!
    Don't use a 'warming lube' and start with a Highlighter or Sharpie.
    Also, be drunk.
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    Graham wrote: »
    Sounds like you might have some info on the female perspective... ^-^

    yeah, one night me and xxCindyxx were having a sleepover and feeling naughty...well I typed a whole detailed description ...

    but I erased it because I didn't want to upset Pkrfce9. ;)
  • InsaneGuyInsaneGuy Official ***** Frenchy
    NSFW: we are probably going to order this
    Bend Over Beginners Kit - Tantus - TAN400

    Doesn't look too big and all so with lube and everything it should be fine...
    I'm a bit scared but excited at the same time!!!
  • The_AwesomeThe_Awesome Average sized member
    Sorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.

    There is no half gay... you either like to smoke poles and let others rectally explore you or you don't.

    I have nothing against gay people (especially chicks) but have do doubt you are crossing the line into gayhood here.
  • HobbesHobbes PFC Asshole and Commander
    Sorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.

    Guess you need a dictionary

    Gay: [SIZE=-1]Of or relating to males who experience a sexual attraction toward, and responsiveness to, other males.

    He's not sexually attracted to men.

    [/SIZE]
  • KristyKristy fck limit
    We need pics of the girl.
  • 800OVER800OVER Full PFC Member
    Sorry dude... if you are taking some sort or pole up the pooper, be it biological or some sort or man made substitute you are for sure 100% gay.

    There is no half gay... you either like to smoke poles and let others rectally explore you or you don't.

    I have nothing against gay people (especially chicks) but have do doubt you are crossing the line into gayhood here.

    So when you tried "smoking a pole" you decided to be on the non gay side after not liking it? or to paraphrase: Have you ever sucked a dick you didn't like? It's so retro to hear opinions like this it's almost quaint. Being gay is a mental thing, it's not based on what parts of your body can be aroused.
  • MiloMilo Excelling at mediocrity
    Dammit, I miss all the fun lurking at work.

    Okay, off the top, not gay. Nothing improves a routine oral examination like a digital prostate exam from your lover. Not gay . . . really, I swear.

    As for strap-ons, no personal experiences, but I would think that smaller is better for newbs. I am sure that women enjoy strap-ons very much, as they are usually not the ones being poled with it, at least in a hetero relationship.

    Awesome, you prudish twit. How can you accept gay chicks, and not accept gay guys?!? Beyond the obvious hawtness of the former, of course. :D

    Definitely pics or GTFO

    Oh, and don't forget: if she's coming in through the servant's entrance, you should be entitled to the same privileges. Also, if she comes out with something labelled DeWalt, or Ridgid, you could be in for a long night. After all, nothing works like a "Ridgid" tool. (Suck it mathies. LOL)
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole PFC Asshole First Class
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    We need pics of the girl.

    We need pics of the "event".
  • No comment really, except...

    Go BIG or go home!

    /g2
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