My girl wants to do me with a strap on

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  • "Awesome, you prudish twit. How can you accept gay chicks, and not accept gay guys?!? Beyond the obvious hawtness of the former, of course"

    Pretty sure I said I have nothing against gays :). I don't get male gayness though... does not compute with me. Now girls that are gay... I totally understand because chicks are hot... I see the logic ;).

    Besides I'm just raz'n you. But next time I drive out east I'll just pass right by Drummonville thanks.

    Anal probing is still gay to me.
  • You are so provincial. It's kind of cute, really.^-^
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    We need pics of the girl.

    +1... post pics
  • As a hetro male I do not understand how another hetro male could be excited about having anyone shoving a missile up their ass.

    Having said that I still fondly remember the first time I had my a-hole licked by a woman. It was a one-night stand during a May 24 weekend. I was a little baked after smoking some pot and this chick I just met stuck her tongue in my ass. It actually made me dizzy, I almost fainted for christ sakes, it was a moment I will definitely never forget.
  • Anal probing is still gay to me.

    So if a woman sticks something up your ass, then you are therefore gay and attracted to men ?
  • I just threw up in my mouth.
  • GTA Poker wrote: »
    I just threw up in my mouth.

    I can't remember....is that referred to as Tossing your Cookies, or Salad?
  • I guess it would depend on what he ate . . .
  • Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..

    That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots

    Mark
  • 800OVER wrote: »
    I can't remember....is that referred to as Tossing your Cookies, or Salad?


    GTA Poker is tossing is cookies.

    Nooner81 got his salad tossed.

    I know which I prefer and it's the only time I would take salad over cookies.
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..

    That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots

    Mark


    That depends on where you put the carrots.


    Okay, here's what you do. You get your wife to get her best looking girlfriend to come over. Your wife gives it to the girlfriend up the ass with the strap-on. Meanwhile you have the camcorder in one hand (to share with the Forum of course) and two women to do with what you please FTW.
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..

    That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots

    Mark
    What if you use the carrots for your anal fixation? Gay vegan?
  • Milo wrote: »
    What if you use the carrots for your anal fixation? Gay vegan?

    Nope....he also uses milk for cleanup.....just a vegetarian.
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..

    That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots

    Mark

    ..........
  • IMO id rather NOT have anything IN or AROUND my ass.......I dont know what some people are into
  • I love this forum. Absolutely hilarious thread.
  • perfect anal-ogy :). I couldn't agree more, although I'm not into the ass play as a hole (i really need to stop now hehe), I have dated girls who were and I obliged them to a degree in order to satisfy them. How that for a giving lover?? lol
    DrTyore wrote: »
    Any guy that thinks anal play means the person is gay is nuts..

    That's like saying your a vegetarian because you like carrots

    Mark
  • tekguy22 wrote: »
    perfect anal-ogy :). I couldn't agree more, although I'm not into the ass play as a hole (i really need to stop now hehe), I have dated girls who were and I obliged them to a degree in order to satisfy them. How that for a giving lover?? lol

    If they were into "it", wouldn't that qualify as receiving? snicker . . .
  • touche
    Milo wrote: »
    If they were into "it", wouldn't that qualify as receiving? snicker . . .
  • Caddie, you owe me new keyboard. WP sir
  • Her breasts seem just a little too perfect. Me thinks they have been surgically altered.
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Insane.jpg

    Caddy 4 Mod.
    where the hell have you been?

  • LOL... great pic Caddy.
  • POTD...and by that I mean Post Of The Decade!!!!
    cadillac wrote: »
    Insane.jpg
  • haha.... omg
    that pics is just gold....
  • InsaneGuy wrote: »
    haha.... omg
    that pics is just gold....
    I wanna know what your girls reaction was.... Have you showed her yet?
  • I go away for a while (no reason to come back here), and I miss this.. ugh... I have learned my lesson and will be here 100% from now on.

    Side note, anal play <> ghey...
  • Side note

    Homophobia is gay

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Side note

    Homophobia is gay

    Mark

    Puns are for fags.
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