1. There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? No cheating!
2. if you could go back through the portals of time and rescue something from your past from being thrown out or lost, what would it be?
3. what's been the most embarrassing thing to happen to you?
4a) hypnotism, mind reading or invisibility. Which power would you like to possess?
4b) what is the most noble thing you would do with the power and what is the most immoral thing you would do with it?
5. what one world mystery (ie. the pyramids, stonehenge life on other planets) would you like to know all the answers to?
1. One of the smokes was already lit? I don't know, I suck at riddles.
2. My poker money? Seriously I don't think I've lost anything 'major' in my life.
3. Played a gig once and I forgot to tune my guitar. I was in a totally different tuning then the other guys. I was in drop C flat, everybody else was E Standard. Do this day I don't know why I didn't play a single chord or check the tuning before we started. Whoops!
4. Mind reading a) help fight crime b) never get bluffed again!
Johnnie, if you could take back one action from your youth, what would it be and why? I am thinking of something you have done . . .
Several years ago I decked my best friend after a Headsones concert. I was drunk/tried/hopped up from the show, and I actually wanted to deck his wife, as she was acting out of line all night. We got into a verbal shouting match witch ended with me popping him.
Clearly a bad idea, as he didn't talk to me for 6 years. This one act of utter stupidity cost me many, many friends. I can't say I blame them (or him). Not a day went by when I didn't regret it. I did try to apologize a few times, but he wouldn't listen. After years of denial about the indecent (and my actions that night) I attended several counselling sessions to deal with my anger. I knew it was all my fault, but I didn't consider his feelings.
Last summer we reconnected and worked everything out. I literally cried when he forgave me and everything is fine now. Our families and close again and life is good.
I still shake my head with disgust when I think about the way I used to be. I know I still have problems, but I'm on the right path now.
Please be as selfish as possible, rather than scared that the wife might read this later . . .
haha...she won't touch CPF.
Um...favourite BDay....not sure. A couple years ago the wife arranged a big dinner at Mandarin. Almost all my friends where there, including some from CPF. What we didn't realize was Feb 18 was Chinese New Years that year. Mandain was PACKED and the meal was extra pricey, but it was worth it. Good times.
1. what was the last law you broke other than driving offenses?
2. what is your favourite horror movie?
3. what's the silliest thing you have bet on?
4. what kind of poker gear do you own? Chips, table, cards...
5. have you ever met any of the big tv poker pros?
6. true or false, the Leafs will make the playoffs by 2014
1. what was the last law you broke other than driving offenses?
2. what is your favourite horror movie?
3. what's the silliest thing you have bet on?
4. what kind of poker gear do you own? Chips, table, cards...
5. have you ever met any of the big tv poker pros?
6. true or false, the Leafs will make the playoffs by 2014
1. I think I'm a fairly law abiding citizen, but I do download music and movies.
2. I'm not really a fan of horror flicks. I've only scene a couple but I'll say Friday 13th. I enjoyed watching Kevin Bacon get whacked.
3. This happened at curling last week. Cerb and I bet on Hayley Wickenheiser's sexual orientation. I bet she was straight, and won.
4. I have a 10 player oval table I bought off a member of this forum, 500 Desert Palms chips for tournaments, several high denomination ASM chips, and a few decks of Kems and Copegs.
5. Met Daniel Negreanu and Erick Lindgren at a Jays game a few years ago. Danny was signing autographs and taking pics like the pro he is. Erick was getting a bag of popcorn, when stpboy noticed him. We went over, talked to him and got a pic with him also! Both guys where very nice.
6. I'm a Leafs hater, so they probably will. If they can't qualify under Brian Burke's leadership within 4 seasons, then they are truly hopeless.
Little Darling is all growed up and brings home her first boy-friend. Do you
a) welcome him into the home, while crushing his hand in your vice-like grip, thus rendering your daughter 50% safe.
b) answer the door whilst cleaning your Remington 870 pump action shotgun. When he comments that a family member likes to shoot fowl, you respond, "Oh, this isn't for birds . . ." or
c) smile politely when introduced to the little beggar because the wife has told you to "behave".
Little Darling is all growed up and brings home her first boy-friend. Do you
a) welcome him into the home, while crushing his hand in your vice-like grip, thus rendering your daughter 50% safe.
b) answer the door whilst cleaning your Remington 870 pump action shotgun. When he comments that a family member likes to shoot fowl, you respond, "Oh, this isn't for birds . . ." or
c) smile politely when introduced to the little beggar because the wife has told you to "behave".
b) but it would be knives. Much more intimidating.
1. do you have a nickname?
2. how is your online play compared to live play?
3. where did you go on your honeymoon?
4. Homer is gorgeous and obviously has the run of the household, tell us a little more about him
5. what's the meanest thing you've done to someone?
6. who owned the first pair of boobies you got to touch?
1. do you have a nickname?
2. how is your online play compared to live play?
3. where did you go on your honeymoon?
4. Homer is gorgeous and obviously has the run of the household, tell us a little more about him
5. what's the meanest thing you've done to someone?
6. who owned the first pair of boobies you got to touch?
1. Not a 'true' nickname, but I prefer Johnnie over John. JohnnieH is what my friends at work call me. Do you want to lay a nickname on me?
2. About the same, maybe a little more aggressive online.
3. Niagara Falls, ON. We got married pretty young and didn't have much money. Yes, we did hit the casino, but I didn't play Hold'em then, so I stayed away from the tables.
4. He does pretty much do whatever he wants, but if he's in my seat or spot in the bed, I give him the boot. I'm the Alpha Male! He is at his happiest when he's is retrieving, ie...play fetch. I'm pretty sure my shoulder injury is because of the constant ball throwing over the last 6 years. Homer has been in hog-heaven ever since there's been someone home for the last year.
5. Pulled a chair out from chair from under a co-worker before a staff meeting, just as he was about to sit down. I didn't know about his bad back, which I re-aggravated. He took the rest of the week off, and I got written up. He was pretty good about it when he came back though.
6. Sherry, in grade 7. I actually got to 3rd base that night. We were supposed to be at a church young group at the time, but we bagged off and went to a nearby park instead. We broke up a week later, and I never went back. I'm going to hell
several people, both who have already had question week and that are signed up for it in the future haven't bothered to ask you any questions.
1. do you think it's fair of them to do that?
2. will you bother with their threads when they come around?
1. What does a Sunday consist of for you?
2. how awful does it feel for your pocket aces to get cracked in the first few hands of a tourney?
3. which poker shows on tv do you enjoy watching?
several people, both who have already had question week and that are signed up for it in the future haven't bothered to ask you any questions.
1. do you think it's fair of them to do that?
2. will you bother with their threads when they come around?
1. What does a Sunday consist of for you?
2. how awful does it feel for your pocket aces to get cracked in the first few hands of a tourney?
3. which poker shows on tv do you enjoy watching?
1. It's a public forum, ppl can ask or not ask whatever they want.
2. Probably. I enjoy asking my own questions and reading others.
3. Grocery shopping in the morning, then a workout and ball hockey with Drtyore and Beanie in the afternoon. For Sunday supper, I make a nice meal (today it's Schnitzel) , then chiliax in front of the TV until it's time for bed. Somewhere in there I walk Homer and play with June.
4. It always feels shitty to have Aces cracked.
5. I only regularly watch High Stakes Poker and the WSOP coverage, although not on TV. Pokertube.com baby!
How did you meet Wraychel?
How long ago was that?
How long were you guys dating before you popped the question?
What incriminating stuff do you have on her that convinced her to say yes?
Wraychel decides to let you make a list of five female celebs that you have a free pass to sleep with should the opportunity arise. Who's on the list and why?
How did you meet Wraychel?
How long ago was that?
How long were you guys dating before you popped the question?
What incriminating stuff do you have on her that convinced her to say yes?
1. At a party in high school. I was throwing up (from Scotch & coke) in the sink, when Wraychel (thanks for spelling it correctly!) pointed me out to the host.
W: "Um...there's a dude puking in the sink"
Host: "That's Ok, it's just Johnnie"
Me: " Hi, how are ya?"
Then I puked again.
2.That was April of 1995. We started dating in June. This year we'll be together 15 years, married for 10.
3. I proposed in Dec of 1997, 2.5 years to the day, married 5 years to the day.
4. I still wonder why she said yes.
Wraychel decides to let you make a list of five female celebs that you have a free pass to sleep with should the opportunity arise. Who's on the list and why?
1. Drew Barrymore- loved her since I first saw her in E.T. I was 4.
2. Avril Lavinge- Hot Canadian that plays guitar
3. Jen Aniston- Just hot.
4. Gabriella Miller (Lacy from Corner Gas)- If you watch CG, notice that she is always wearing a low cut shirt that exposes a birth mark on her breast. I'd like to see it for real, and maybe find a few more
5. Rachel Ray- I imagine the meal afterwards would be just as good as the sex!
How could both of you pick either of those two over Nigella Lawson? My GF gets jealous every time she's on the food network. She'll ask "What's she making?" My answer: "Oh? Yeah. I guess she is cooking something...Uh, not sure."
How could both of you pick either of those two over Nigella Lawson? My GF gets jealous every time she's on the food network. She'll ask "What's she making?" My answer: "Oh? Yeah. I guess she is cooking something...Uh, not sure."
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Nope. Going to work out with Drtyore this morning, then have pizza and cake with the fam and watch the hockey game tonight.
How is your trip going?
1. One of the smokes was already lit? I don't know, I suck at riddles.
2. My poker money?
3. Played a gig once and I forgot to tune my guitar. I was in a totally different tuning then the other guys. I was in drop C flat, everybody else was E Standard. Do this day I don't know why I didn't play a single chord or check the tuning before we started. Whoops!
4. Mind reading a) help fight crime b) never get bluffed again!
5. Alien life or The Kennedy Assassination.
Please be as selfish as possible, rather than scared that the wife might read this later . . .
Several years ago I decked my best friend after a Headsones concert. I was drunk/tried/hopped up from the show, and I actually wanted to deck his wife, as she was acting out of line all night. We got into a verbal shouting match witch ended with me popping him.
Clearly a bad idea, as he didn't talk to me for 6 years. This one act of utter stupidity cost me many, many friends. I can't say I blame them (or him). Not a day went by when I didn't regret it. I did try to apologize a few times, but he wouldn't listen. After years of denial about the indecent (and my actions that night) I attended several counselling sessions to deal with my anger. I knew it was all my fault, but I didn't consider his feelings.
Last summer we reconnected and worked everything out. I literally cried when he forgave me and everything is fine now. Our families and close again and life is good.
I still shake my head with disgust when I think about the way I used to be. I know I still have problems, but I'm on the right path now.
haha...she won't touch CPF.
Um...favourite BDay....not sure. A couple years ago the wife arranged a big dinner at Mandarin. Almost all my friends where there, including some from CPF. What we didn't realize was Feb 18 was Chinese New Years that year. Mandain was PACKED and the meal was extra pricey, but it was worth it. Good times.
2. what is your favourite horror movie?
3. what's the silliest thing you have bet on?
4. what kind of poker gear do you own? Chips, table, cards...
5. have you ever met any of the big tv poker pros?
6. true or false, the Leafs will make the playoffs by 2014
1. I think I'm a fairly law abiding citizen, but I do download music and movies.
2. I'm not really a fan of horror flicks. I've only scene a couple but I'll say Friday 13th. I enjoyed watching Kevin Bacon get whacked.
3. This happened at curling last week. Cerb and I bet on Hayley Wickenheiser's sexual orientation. I bet she was straight, and won.
4. I have a 10 player oval table I bought off a member of this forum, 500 Desert Palms chips for tournaments, several high denomination ASM chips, and a few decks of Kems and Copegs.
5. Met Daniel Negreanu and Erick Lindgren at a Jays game a few years ago. Danny was signing autographs and taking pics like the pro he is. Erick was getting a bag of popcorn, when stpboy noticed him. We went over, talked to him and got a pic with him also! Both guys where very nice.
6. I'm a Leafs hater, so they probably will. If they can't qualify under Brian Burke's leadership within 4 seasons, then they are truly hopeless.
a) welcome him into the home, while crushing his hand in your vice-like grip, thus rendering your daughter 50% safe.
b) answer the door whilst cleaning your Remington 870 pump action shotgun. When he comments that a family member likes to shoot fowl, you respond, "Oh, this isn't for birds . . ." or
c) smile politely when introduced to the little beggar because the wife has told you to "behave".
b) but it would be knives. Much more intimidating.
a) shake his hand and say nice to meet you
b) shake hand, but while doing so knee him in the testicles
c) say no thanx
You hear something?
2. how is your online play compared to live play?
3. where did you go on your honeymoon?
4. Homer is gorgeous and obviously has the run of the household, tell us a little more about him
5. what's the meanest thing you've done to someone?
6. who owned the first pair of boobies you got to touch?
1. Not a 'true' nickname, but I prefer Johnnie over John. JohnnieH is what my friends at work call me. Do you want to lay a nickname on me?
2. About the same, maybe a little more aggressive online.
3. Niagara Falls, ON. We got married pretty young and didn't have much money. Yes, we did hit the casino, but I didn't play Hold'em then, so I stayed away from the tables.
4. He does pretty much do whatever he wants, but if he's in my seat or spot in the bed, I give him the boot. I'm the Alpha Male! He is at his happiest when he's is retrieving, ie...play fetch. I'm pretty sure my shoulder injury is because of the constant ball throwing over the last 6 years. Homer has been in hog-heaven ever since there's been someone home for the last year.
5. Pulled a chair out from chair from under a co-worker before a staff meeting, just as he was about to sit down. I didn't know about his bad back, which I re-aggravated. He took the rest of the week off, and I got written up. He was pretty good about it when he came back though.
6. Sherry, in grade 7. I actually got to 3rd base that night. We were supposed to be at a church young group at the time, but we bagged off and went to a nearby park instead. We broke up a week later, and I never went back. I'm going to hell
lol..I'm not addict. I can quit whenever I want!
1. do you think it's fair of them to do that?
2. will you bother with their threads when they come around?
1. What does a Sunday consist of for you?
2. how awful does it feel for your pocket aces to get cracked in the first few hands of a tourney?
3. which poker shows on tv do you enjoy watching?
1. It's a public forum, ppl can ask or not ask whatever they want.
2. Probably. I enjoy asking my own questions and reading others.
3. Grocery shopping in the morning, then a workout and ball hockey with Drtyore and Beanie in the afternoon. For Sunday supper, I make a nice meal (today it's Schnitzel) , then chiliax in front of the TV until it's time for bed. Somewhere in there I walk Homer and play with June.
4. It always feels shitty to have Aces cracked.
5. I only regularly watch High Stakes Poker and the WSOP coverage, although not on TV. Pokertube.com baby!
How long ago was that?
How long were you guys dating before you popped the question?
What incriminating stuff do you have on her that convinced her to say yes?
1. At a party in high school. I was throwing up (from Scotch & coke) in the sink, when Wraychel (thanks for spelling it correctly!) pointed me out to the host.
W: "Um...there's a dude puking in the sink"
Host: "That's Ok, it's just Johnnie"
Me: " Hi, how are ya?"
Then I puked again.
2.That was April of 1995. We started dating in June. This year we'll be together 15 years, married for 10.
3. I proposed in Dec of 1997, 2.5 years to the day, married 5 years to the day.
4. I still wonder why she said yes.
1. Drew Barrymore- loved her since I first saw her in E.T. I was 4.
2. Avril Lavinge- Hot Canadian that plays guitar
3. Jen Aniston- Just hot.
4. Gabriella Miller (Lacy from Corner Gas)- If you watch CG, notice that she is always wearing a low cut shirt that exposes a birth mark on her breast. I'd like to see it for real, and maybe find a few more
5. Rachel Ray- I imagine the meal afterwards would be just as good as the sex!
Good Lord man . . .
Because Nigella BITES.
Thanks for the lob pitch, Bill.