Question Week: Schabs
1. would you like to know the date of your inevitable death?
2. tell us about your biggest cash game or tourney comeback
3. what is hotter, exposed g-strings or cleavage?
4. what was the last good deed you did?
2. tell us about your biggest cash game or tourney comeback
3. what is hotter, exposed g-strings or cleavage?
4. what was the last good deed you did?
Comments
2. Have you ever been caught masturbating and if 'yes' by whom and what was their reaction?
3. If you had to have gay sex:
i) whom would you choose if you were top?
ii) whom would you choose to be top?
4. Is more than a handful a waste?
5. T or A
6. How important are well manicured nails to you on a scale of 1-10?
7. IYO what is the best method of birth control and why?
8. Would you rather bang a stripper or christian and why?
9. Do you think you'll stay in Edmonton forever?
10. Are you and Legs ever gonna get married?
11. Can Ryan and I crash the festivities if I promise not only to buy a wicked present, but also to get ridiculously hammered at the reception and try to convince your family that I'm your distant cousin Merle and 'I can't believe that no one remembered to invite me!!!' ?
(if you say 'yes' we can arrange for me and your least favourite relation to come to fisticuffs)
1. Yes I would like to know, I could do the things I want to do, and see the things I want to see.
2. Prob my biggest comeback in a tourney I was down to 1 chip a 500 chip, started with a stack of 5,000. This was at my local casino which only holds 2-3 tables max. Ended up grinding with that 500 and took down the tournament for $1000.
3. O0oo tough one umm I recall in high school in chemistry class when i was in Grade 11, there was an older girl in Grade 12 in my class and she sat right infront of me everyday, and everyday she wore a different color of underwear. I thought it was sooo hot, lol. Gstrings for sure.
4. Last good deed I did I dont know if you consider this a good deed was walking out of the grocery store with my g/f noticed a elderly lady with a cart and she couldn't push it thru the snow so I gave her a hand to her vehicle and she offered me some money and I declined.
Yes phil I'll be here I usually work afternoons not to mention im on the west side of the country unlike 95% of the forumers.
Where do you work?
Do you enjoy it?
Best part about living in (edit: Edmonton)? Worst part?
How do you take your coffee?
1. Haha why did I tell that to you Kristy I have no idea. Yeah I awhile back I was seeing a redhead from down the street, about 6 months in she and her friend show up on my steps late on a sunday night. They been drinkin abit and said they wanted to go for a hot tub so what the hell grab some drinks and the 3 of us head for the tub. So I'm sittin there chit chattin enjoying my beer, next thing I know their making out with each other, and tops are coming off. ( Face lights up with joy ) They waste no time coming over to me, one is making out with me and the other takin my shorts off and going down on me. Ended up bangin one, the while she was eating out the other and vice versa. After that took it inside for few more festivities.
2. No, honestly I have never been caught masterbating. I've actually caught my brother quite a few times he'd get home before I did from school and turn ALL the TVs in the house on but I could never find him watching any.
3. Haha no.
4. Depends on what it is...
5. Tits for sure, almost every girl I've dated or had sexual relations with had atleast a C cup...I'm a boob guy.
6. Id say4, nail appearance is pretty important for a female, not so much for me. ???
7. Straight pill I'd say is the simplest. Pill is so small and it's once a day. Beats buying condoms, or taking shots every couple months. What do you think Kristy?
8. I bet you both of them would be quite freaky, I'd fuck the stripper first if I really wanted to get my dinky stinky. Christian is a close 2nd though. Maybe even together...?
9. I think I'll stay around the area I mean for work and such if I stay with the same company theres a good chance I won't be going up north which is good, cuz its no place to raise a family. The g/f on the other hand shes a corporate schnook and is moving up in the company quite fast, theres possiblities of her being relocated and at that point we would have to do decide where to go from there. Edmonton and area is quite nice if your a poker player, several casinos within 30 min drive.
10. Funny you should ask, my good friend got married this past weekend, I think I tried to dodge this question about 15 different times. Right now no, were not gettin married yet, don't know if we ever will. Got some things we need to sort out first before a big step like that is made.
11. You could definately crash it, and probably get away with being a distant relative. My family enjoys to party and drink alot, they'd probably be more than welcome to have you either way. No fisticuffs Kristy be a nice girl.
I work at Shell Scotford in Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta. About 20 min out of Edm.
I live in Edmonton, if I did live in Calgary I'd say I enjoy the bars and Banff is not that far away, which might be the best place to party in Alberta. The worst part If I lived in Calgary would be dealing with all the Flames/Stamps fans, I grew up loving the Oilers/Esks and I still do.
I take my coffee 3 cream, and 2 sugar....that reminds me I should make a pot.
Sorry, my bad.
I realized this when I read your response to Kristy's post, and edited my OP.
Or is it just Ontario Liberals?
Moving on, if you had a chance at another career, what would it be?
Why?
What kept you from going for that career?
~What was your favourite cereal as a kid?
~How big are your feet?
~What colour are your eyes?
~Favourite cartoon?
~Would you ever wear your Esks Jersey to a Riders home game? (You might be safer than say a Bomber fan)
~Heathcliff or Garfield?
~If you could ask anyone one question, who and what would it be and why?
Haha some of you guys Milo, maybe just the French. lol
When I was growing up I always wanted to be a hockey player. As I got older played some Junior hockey but never really got anywhere. I always got second guessed for my size, but not for my heart. I guess I just lost interest in trying to be a professional hockey player. Eventually said fuck it, and moved on.
I'd probably goto Austrailia, I've had a handful of friends go there for extended periods of time and just have the most outrageous stories. Surfing, partying etc I'm game for an adventure..
Favourite cereal as a kid, had to be Froot Loops, or Lucky Charms. I wasn't allowed Lucky Charms that often I'm sure you know why.
I'm a size 11.5
My eyes are brownish/green....hazel like...
Oh man favourite cartoon, Tin Tin was one of my favs, Babar too. Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop I could go on forever.
I would most likely get beat up if I wore an Esks jersey in Saskatchewan. Lots of my family are from Regina/Saskatoon = hardcore Rider fans and they tell me stories about brawls in the stands at the games. I;m thinkin it would be safest if I didnt.
Garfield hands down.
Wow umm...If I had to ask a life figure, I'd probably ask Mother Teresa a bunch of questions about what it was like seeing people in dire need and what kinds of things she did to help.
IUD for monogamous relationships, put that shit in and forget about it for three years.
Really?!?! You don't have a single relation that would benefit from a pop in the mouth?
How often do you go to the West Edm Mall? Is it just for tourists?
Why is Edm so dirty? (Not a shot, sincere question)
Can you take and post a picture of the 1-800-ReportAJohn signs? No one believes me here about them.
Not really, maybe my brother at times, thats about it.
Not very often anymore to shop, they been opening up a bunch of pubs and bars there so couple times a year I hit a bar up there.
It's dirty becuase ppl make it, lots of littering n shit, not to mention a ton of bums, chicks workin on the streets, and drunk natives...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/366609499_532c865f93.jpg
Check it, faithful 118th Ave
Can you explain to Kristy why this statement is false?
Oh, and based on your avatar, I have to ask: are you four popped collars cool?
Nephews fave . . .
I know I can . . . (sick brag, but at least I included a question)
Kristy theres no way I would date or even marry someone who uses one of these, too many things could go wrong and anything thats going in there and sitting there for a period of time thats NOT a penis or a toy is alittle disturbing.
I'm not cool enough to pop collars, my friends and I enjoy making fun of people who pop their collars, gel their hair straight up, wear pookah shell necklaces and wifebeaters to the bars...like a typical guido. I would suggest your nephew not to do it. My avatar is more of a mocking to their kind of style.
And jeez, I was not expecting so reasoned an answer to the IUD thingy . . . colour me impressed.
Oops, who goes further in the playoffs, Oilers or Leafs?
What do you think of the Oilers record against said Flames this year?
Will you ever jump on the Flames bandwagon, as they are clearly a better organization?
Did you play hockey with anyguys that made the show?....is so, who?
Why does Edmonton have intersections where traffic north / south has lights, but traffic east / west has a stop sign?
I think they got unlucky the first couple games, I believe the flames scored in 1 game with 40 sec left. The rest of the games were a washout, if they do make playoffs I dont see them going past the first round, its not cuz i dislike them I just think their team any good enough.
Did you seriously just ask me? Ask your self the same question. lol
Yeah I played hockey with Brendan Mikkelson he's played games for Anaheim. I have a close friend who plays for the Blue Jackets AHL team Nick Holden. Expect to see those guys in the NHL for quite sometime, and a few more up and comers in college right now.
That's not entirely true, Yellowhead runs east/west and they have lights. Other than that I have no idea, can you enlighten me?
[ ] You guys have vaginas
[x] You should STFU about perfectly valid 97% effective forms of birth control
FYI the pill is only 92-99.7% effective IF your girl takes it everyday and never messes up...you cannot fuck up the IUD ever.
In b4 "My gf/wife/friend blah blah blah"
Let me sum it up, It hurts for a day when you put it in or have it taken out..but not that much and certainly less than delivery. Tell the girl to man up.
QFnoSTD's
No argument as to it's effectiveness, but I know, or perhaps I should say the Missus knows, that it is not something you just put in there and forget about. They do not always stay put, which I guess is a form of fucking up, right? You really should think a little bit more before spouting off like this, even if you DO have a vagina. If it was not ABSOLUTELY necessary, there is NO way my wife would be using one.
It was a bit of a joke, after all, at least on my part. Your response is insulting to my wife, not to mention insulting by way of your assumptions.
Kindly shut the hell up.
What else do you kick when you lose a big pot?
What the fuck are you talking about, when did I insult your wife?
Since I'm getting in shit for it anyway, I might as well perform the crime..
You AND your wife are stupid fucking morons for commenting on a form of birth control that has worked perfectly well for me for 10 years and implying that there is ANYTHING wrong with my choice.
Go fuck yourself.
Your anecdotal assertion of it's ease of use and general wonderfullness is no better than the anecdotal experience of my wife, which is much different from yours. Not that it is any of your business but hers has become dislodged on more than one occasion, among other issues. Couple that with your (standard) smugness that all other opinions are:
a) ill-informed
b) stupid
c) general ass-holery
is what is insulting to my wife, and to me (meh).
I do not know why I expect anything different from you after all these years but, Kristy, you ARE wrong this time. Not necessarily about the IUD, but in your total lack of self-awareness in being able to see when you overstep the bounds of civility. Sadly, turning into an attack dog the moment anyone disagrees with you is still Option A in your playbook. Fine.
I will say no more on this particular subject.
Sorry for the distraction Schabs . . .
What is your biggest satisfaction?
If you could change one aspect of your life, what would it be, and why?
Tell us a little about your family.. Or at least as much as you're comfortable with.