1. St. Paul
2. idk, Common Loon?
3. idk, walleye?
4. some sort of Red pine?
5. Twins, Vikings, Wild
6. idk, but I think their Governor was Jesse 'The body' Ventura at one point.
Whose poker style do you feel your most compatible with?
When r u coming back to edmonton so we can go play cards?
1.Pete and I play this game all the time where we choose for each other..
the last one he compared me to was Dario Minieri. I couldn't say if this is true or not as I don't follow any poker players that I don't know irl.
2. Maybe in the fall, Ryan and I can take you and Legs out to dinner first.
I have so much to learn. Will you teach me, Kristy-Wan?
No problem, for our first lesson we're going to need:
1. 2 prostitutes
2. a tub of Crisco
3. 2 pairs of edible panties
4. 80' of soft rope
5. A hamster
6. a paddle
7. Handcuffs
8. 1 number 2 pencil
9. A priest to hear our confessions when we're done.
1. you can go back in time and give one dead notable personality a "get out the grave free card" before they are killed/pass away. Who do you give it to and why?
2. when you heard the name Frank Zappa, what comes to mind?
3. tell us the most offensive joke you've heard recently
1. you can go back in time and give one dead notable personality a "get out the grave free card" before they are killed/pass away. Who do you give it to and why?
2. when you heard the name Frank Zappa, what comes to mind?
3. tell us the most offensive joke you've heard recently
1. Mother Teresa, or someone like her.. they'd probably do a lot of good.
2. Zappers arcade, the scuzziest and thus 'coolest' arcade from my childhood.
3.
"clearasil have developed a new facial scrub called 'haiti earthquake', it's guaranteed to wipe out 200,000 black heads in one use."
"Three haitians walk into a bar... it collapses."
"I broke up with my Haitian girlfriend.... She was crushed!!
"Q: Why did the Haitian cross the road?
A: What road?"
"I hear that the Haitian Olympic Teams aren't doing so bad after the Earthquake... They're bringing some young blood to the men's skeleton and their powerlifting team has really improved in the deadlift."
Do you think you will have to watch your shopping cart rage when you move since they all carry guns down there?
over/under how long before someone is dumb enough to pull a gun on you and you take the thing and shove it up their ass so far they taste chrome and gunpowder?
Do you think you will have to watch your shopping cart rage when you move since they all carry guns down there?
over/under how long before you get shot?
1. Nah, "Minesota Nice" is a thing..I'm pretty sure the biggest arguments I'll have will be regarding old-fashioned outlooks on homosexuality and racism.
How long until you succumb to the situation and "bleed purple and gold" like all the other Minnesota Vikings fans?
Brett Favre says he will come back and play one more season, but only if he gets a weekend with you. So, how does the weekend go? And does Favre survive?
Figure if you go to the Twins season opener that you can show how to get around the bases
How long until you succumb to the situation and "bleed purple and gold" like all the other Minnesota Vikings fans?
Brett Favre says he will come back and play one more season, but only if he gets a weekend with you. So, how does the weekend go? And does Favre survive?
Figure if you go to the Twins season opener that you can show how to get around the bases
1. I considered buying some Saints gear just to fuck with GW..but that was too much effort.
2. Do they want him? I know nothing about him except that he's the QB I think, and GW was spitting mad over something to do with him being a pussy.
(oh, and he's old and bad at retiring)
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Corrections made, not bad, your highness . . .
How could you not know Al Franken?
Will you make the run to Saskatchewan to have coffee with Shar this summer?
Will Ryan be the meat in that sammich?
If not, will Ryan at least be allowed to take lewd pix?
1.Pete and I play this game all the time where we choose for each other..
the last one he compared me to was Dario Minieri. I couldn't say if this is true or not as I don't follow any poker players that I don't know irl.
2. Maybe in the fall, Ryan and I can take you and Legs out to dinner first.
if you stop talking to me and concentrate on playing, yes.
...seriously, why are you reading this? GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
crap, I did know that one.
1. They play with a $60 cap and it is a significant hike to a decent casino. I will be playing mostly online.
2. Def. not in the summer it is already booked. But it'd be great to meet her at some point!
3. I demand the middle! :mad:
4. Get in the now..three camera shoots are where it is at.
I have so much to learn. Will you teach me, Kristy-Wan?
No problem, for our first lesson we're going to need:
1. 2 prostitutes
2. a tub of Crisco
3. 2 pairs of edible panties
4. 80' of soft rope
5. A hamster
6. a paddle
7. Handcuffs
8. 1 number 2 pencil
9. A priest to hear our confessions when we're done.
2. when you heard the name Frank Zappa, what comes to mind?
3. tell us the most offensive joke you've heard recently
1. Mother Teresa, or someone like her.. they'd probably do a lot of good.
2. Zappers arcade, the scuzziest and thus 'coolest' arcade from my childhood.
3.
"clearasil have developed a new facial scrub called 'haiti earthquake', it's guaranteed to wipe out 200,000 black heads in one use."
"Three haitians walk into a bar... it collapses."
"I broke up with my Haitian girlfriend.... She was crushed!!
"Q: Why did the Haitian cross the road?
A: What road?"
"I hear that the Haitian Olympic Teams aren't doing so bad after the Earthquake... They're bringing some young blood to the men's skeleton and their powerlifting team has really improved in the deadlift."
There are tons, I can't remember them all.
over/under how long before you get shot?
fyp
was thinking along the same line also:D
1. Nah, "Minesota Nice" is a thing..I'm pretty sure the biggest arguments I'll have will be regarding old-fashioned outlooks on homosexuality and racism.
2. Middle of next deer season
Brett Favre says he will come back and play one more season, but only if he gets a weekend with you. So, how does the weekend go? And does Favre survive?
Figure if you go to the Twins season opener that you can show how to get around the bases
1. I considered buying some Saints gear just to fuck with GW..but that was too much effort.
2. Do they want him? I know nothing about him except that he's the QB I think, and GW was spitting mad over something to do with him being a pussy.
(oh, and he's old and bad at retiring)
3. Bwahahahahah
hahaha
haha
ha
I should probably lower the over/under on when I get shot.
Any good Vegan tailgate recipes?
Think you'll get anyone besides Ryan to try 'em?
Who ya got for the Super Bowl tomorrow?
i can kill a shark with my bar hands imo
I dunno. Kristy, do you think he could kill a shark with his bare hands?
I'm a democrat...I think he actually voted for GW at least once, though he won't confirm or deny. Which is wise, since I'd never let him live it down.
I make good chili.
Prob. not
Idc, but I'll answer Saints to annoy him.
see what I mean?
sadly, ftl.
I'm going to answer 'yes' just so he doesn't kill himself trying to prove me wrong someday.
50% of my questions are ftl then..... ill still amuse u with questions tomorrow night kristy...... my creme de la creme are coming out.
Does this response change if Insane Guy loans you a (sanitized) strap-on?
no, imo anal is painful, and wearing a strap on illogical..I'm not into acts that don't give both myself and my partner pleasure.
You guys slacked and missed all the good stuff imo..I've got a million crazy stories.