True story. Walking downtown Niagara Falls a few years back with a friend, and this haggard, gargoyle of a woman approached us asking if either of us wanted a blowjob. We asked how much, she said $50, or $75 if she can take out her teeth. I have never laughed so hard as I did right there.
True story. Walking downtown Niagara Falls a few years back with a friend, and this haggard, gargoyle of a woman approached us asking if either of us wanted a blowjob. We asked how much, she said $50, or $75 if she can take out her teeth. I have never laughed so hard as I did right there.
HAHAHAHA
u sir, are the worst poker player alive.
nice all in raise with HM's QT on a 10,4,4 board with your 9,T.... I had u on a 4 as u were BB, but you shocked the world with your raise and HM made a wicked soul read.
HAHAHA brilliant.
I railed and made notes on all of you. ask kristy.
OK, so this guy has ANOTHER account on either FTP or PS.....isn't there something saying you can't do that etc etc.....
While he may have winning sessions, I think looking at the graphs he is overall a losing player. But with some bankroll management and going back to the fundamentals instead of trying to become the next Durrr overnight, I am sure he can grind out a profit.
But IMO, he doesn't want to grind out anything. He goes for the highest stakes he can to get the instant payday.
nice all in raise with HM's QT on a 10,4,4 board with your 9,T.... I had u on a 4 as u were BB, but you shocked the world with your raise and HM made a wicked soul read.
HAHAHA brilliant.
I railed and made notes on all of you. ask kristy.
GG haahahahahaha.
Yeah, I made some bad plays. Doesn't really bother me since I wasn't really taking the game too seriously. According to you I may be "the worst poker player alive" But at least I don't claim to be the greatest poker player on this site, and I've never even claimed to be a great poker player. But at least I can actually show a profit.
Yeah, I made some bad plays. Doesn't really bother me since I wasn't really taking the game too seriously. According to you I may be "the worst poker player alive" But at least I don't claim to be the greatest poker player on this site, and I've never even claimed to be a great poker player. But at least I can actually show a profit.
lol, im sure you can... bad players like you post profits, right? hahaha
You have nothing to offer me on this forum, as you are terrible. Dont talk to me in threads, I dont respect you. You are complete poker junk.
Yeah, I made some bad plays. Doesn't really bother me since I wasn't really taking the game too seriously. According to you I may be "the worst poker player alive" But at least I don't claim to be the greatest poker player on this site, and I've never even claimed to be a great poker player. But at least I can actually show a profit.
So someone with top pair, who was in a blind, represents trips and makes a play and he's the worst poker player alive. Great analysis. I wasn't witness to the game and I clearly don't know the complete details (stack size, image, blind level, etc...) but based on the minor information provided I hardly think it's a terrible play. Wrong, possibly. Poorly timed, more likely. Terrible, unlikely.
Epic donk, never fails too prove time and again why 99% of the people who post here don't want what he's offerring. Sorry Kristy, we will have to agree to disagree about this douche.
You know, Shtebs, the "ignore" features on this site are cool. They make certain threads very Dali-esque when posts just disappear into the ether . . . almost like they never existed.
You know, Shtebs, the "ignore" features on this site are cool. They make certain threads very Dali-esque when posts just disappear into the ether . . . almost like they never existed.
Not sure I should even bother with this, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. You do realize that when we all play in these games we're pretty much screwing around trying to give each other the most disgusting beats we possibly can? At least that's my understanding. I don't think anyone truly brings their A game as it's just a bunch of friends having some fun. It's more about bragging rights than anything else, so the more stupid stories to go with said bargs makes it that much more epic.
Not sure I should even bother with this, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. You do realize that when we all play in these games we're pretty much screwing around trying to give each other the most disgusting beats we possibly can? At least that's my understanding. I don't think anyone truly brings their A game as it's just a bunch of friends having some fun. It's more about bragging rights than anything else, so the more stupid stories to go with said bargs makes it that much more epic.
ceuserbeus, when there is a couple hundred on the line, you should be playing well.
your thought process on the forum games is simply wrong.
lol, im sure you can... bad players like you post profits, right? hahaha
You have nothing to offer me on this forum, as you are terrible. Dont talk to me in threads, I dont respect you. You are complete poker junk.
/thread.
The fact that you would even for a second think that I actually give a shit about your respect is laughable. I have never, and will never give a shit about you, your respect, or your opinion of me. You are nothing but an internet troll(and a bad one at that). And judging by all results of yours that have been posted, you're probably the last person who should be talking shit.
And Shtebs, this is the hand that is apparently the worst played hand in the history of poker. I'm not debating that it was a bad move, but even as Cerberus said, I wasn't really taking the game seriously at all. Obviously taking it down wouldn't have been bad, but overall spending $30 to fuck around for a bit, not a big deal.
UTG: t2075 M = 27.67
UTG+1: t2000 M = 26.67
UTG+2: t1020 M = 13.60
MP1: t4375 M = 58.33
MP2: t9330 M = 124.40
CO: t6055 M = 80.73 BTN: t8775 M = 117
SB: t2370 M = 31.60 Hero (BB): t2000 M = 26.67
Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 9 T
UTG calls t50, UTG+1 calls t50, 2 folds, MP2 calls t50, CO calls t50, BTN calls t50, 1 fold, Hero checks
Flop: (t325) T 4 4(6 players) Hero bets t250, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, BTN raises to t600, Hero raises to t1950 all in, BTN calls t1350
Turn: (t4225) 5(2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t4225) Q(2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t4225
BTN shows Q T (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Hero shows 9 T (two pair, Tens and Fours)
BTN wins t4225
You went broke with top pair, weak kicker, sure, not the greatest, but shit happens.... don't let jackass there get to ya, because remember, he was the one saying he would push all in with AK, risking something like 3500 chips to win 75....
that guy was playing like an idiot before that hand, so I felt I was in good position.
HM is a better player then that guy, you HAD to know you were behind when you pushed.
it was common sense.
that $108 bet on the turn should have given you the info you needed. Probably the re-raise on the flop was enough. I don't mind the opening bet on the flop (see where you are) but you don't make money chasing maybe 5 outs.
You know, Shtebs, the "ignore" features on this site are cool. They make certain threads very Dali-esque when posts just disappear into the ether . . . almost like they never existed.
WONDERFUL.
Funny thing is, I do have him on ignore. I just happened to see a lot of activity on this thread so I checked it out. I still can't (and don't want to) see his post but I can see people's responses and get the gist of what's being exchanged. I also see when people quote him over things they are taking issue with.
I keep trying to avoid all things epic donk but it's like those spoiled brat kids throwing a temper tantrum in public for all to see. It completely drives me nuts and it's rare that I don't step in and say something. Probably not my place but it does make me feel a little bit better to at least have tried to bring some stability to the order of things. Even if it's mostly falling on deaf ears.
You went broke with top pair, weak kicker, sure, not the greatest, but shit happens.... don't let jackass there get to ya, because remember, he was the one saying he would push all in with AK, risking something like 3500 chips to win 75....
You're fine....
Mark
That's exactly what I was saying in the first place. Hardly a terrible play. Ends up that in this situation top pair mid kicker no good. It happens. The way epic donk (a truly apt name btw, I realize he intends it to be sarcastic but it is a completely valid handle for him) describes it you would think Derrick One stacked off on an AI call with air.
The way I see it (as I mentioned before), this isn't too bad of a play considering he was a blind in a limped pot. A lot of the time, when he makes this push, he can possibly get a person to lay down a ten here since he's representing a strong ten or a 4.
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There are crack whores with teeth? Damnit, I knew that Kristy was lying when she told me "All I could get you was Gummy Genelle"
HAHAHAHA
u sir, are the worst poker player alive.
nice all in raise with HM's QT on a 10,4,4 board with your 9,T.... I had u on a 4 as u were BB, but you shocked the world with your raise and HM made a wicked soul read.
HAHAHA brilliant.
I railed and made notes on all of you. ask kristy.
GG haahahahahaha.
While he may have winning sessions, I think looking at the graphs he is overall a losing player. But with some bankroll management and going back to the fundamentals instead of trying to become the next Durrr overnight, I am sure he can grind out a profit.
But IMO, he doesn't want to grind out anything. He goes for the highest stakes he can to get the instant payday.
Yeah, I made some bad plays. Doesn't really bother me since I wasn't really taking the game too seriously. According to you I may be "the worst poker player alive" But at least I don't claim to be the greatest poker player on this site, and I've never even claimed to be a great poker player. But at least I can actually show a profit.
lol, im sure you can... bad players like you post profits, right? hahaha
You have nothing to offer me on this forum, as you are terrible. Dont talk to me in threads, I dont respect you. You are complete poker junk.
/thread.
So someone with top pair, who was in a blind, represents trips and makes a play and he's the worst poker player alive. Great analysis. I wasn't witness to the game and I clearly don't know the complete details (stack size, image, blind level, etc...) but based on the minor information provided I hardly think it's a terrible play. Wrong, possibly. Poorly timed, more likely. Terrible, unlikely.
Epic donk, never fails too prove time and again why 99% of the people who post here don't want what he's offerring. Sorry Kristy, we will have to agree to disagree about this douche.
WONDERFUL.
That it does.
ceuserbeus, when there is a couple hundred on the line, you should be playing well.
your thought process on the forum games is simply wrong.
And there goes any possibility you actually get it. Moving on.
/thread
The fact that you would even for a second think that I actually give a shit about your respect is laughable. I have never, and will never give a shit about you, your respect, or your opinion of me. You are nothing but an internet troll(and a bad one at that). And judging by all results of yours that have been posted, you're probably the last person who should be talking shit.
And Shtebs, this is the hand that is apparently the worst played hand in the history of poker. I'm not debating that it was a bad move, but even as Cerberus said, I wasn't really taking the game seriously at all. Obviously taking it down wouldn't have been bad, but overall spending $30 to fuck around for a bit, not a big deal.
Full Tilt Poker pfc No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 504015
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
UTG: t2075 M = 27.67
UTG+1: t2000 M = 26.67
UTG+2: t1020 M = 13.60
MP1: t4375 M = 58.33
MP2: t9330 M = 124.40
CO: t6055 M = 80.73
BTN: t8775 M = 117
SB: t2370 M = 31.60
Hero (BB): t2000 M = 26.67
Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 9
UTG calls t50, UTG+1 calls t50, 2 folds, MP2 calls t50, CO calls t50, BTN calls t50, 1 fold, Hero checks
Flop: (t325) T
Hero bets t250, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, BTN raises to t600, Hero raises to t1950 all in, BTN calls t1350
Turn: (t4225) 5
River: (t4225) Q
Final Pot: t4225
BTN shows Q
Hero shows 9
BTN wins t4225
You went broke with top pair, weak kicker, sure, not the greatest, but shit happens.... don't let jackass there get to ya, because remember, he was the one saying he would push all in with AK, risking something like 3500 chips to win 75....
You're fine....
Mark
you represented exactly what you had... the 10 with no kicker to speak of.
HM soul read you all to shit and made you look terrible.
https://www.pokertableratings.com/hand-history/stars/37391371929/4229786612
very nice come back! remind me not to mess with derrickone.
that guy was playing like an idiot before that hand, so I felt I was in good position.
HM is a better player then that guy, you HAD to know you were behind when you pushed.
it was common sense.
Please read this before you post in this forum again.
Im not here to make friends... just hear to learn and pass my valuable knowledge on to my peers here.
Hey Guise.
Dont know wats going on ITT cause I cant read half of it, but the guy wit all the chips in bold I hear runs show.
that $108 bet on the turn should have given you the info you needed. Probably the re-raise on the flop was enough. I don't mind the opening bet on the flop (see where you are) but you don't make money chasing maybe 5 outs.
Funny thing is, I do have him on ignore. I just happened to see a lot of activity on this thread so I checked it out. I still can't (and don't want to) see his post but I can see people's responses and get the gist of what's being exchanged. I also see when people quote him over things they are taking issue with.
I keep trying to avoid all things epic donk but it's like those spoiled brat kids throwing a temper tantrum in public for all to see. It completely drives me nuts and it's rare that I don't step in and say something. Probably not my place but it does make me feel a little bit better to at least have tried to bring some stability to the order of things. Even if it's mostly falling on deaf ears.
That's exactly what I was saying in the first place. Hardly a terrible play. Ends up that in this situation top pair mid kicker no good. It happens. The way epic donk (a truly apt name btw, I realize he intends it to be sarcastic but it is a completely valid handle for him) describes it you would think Derrick One stacked off on an AI call with air.
The way I see it (as I mentioned before), this isn't too bad of a play considering he was a blind in a limped pot. A lot of the time, when he makes this push, he can possibly get a person to lay down a ten here since he's representing a strong ten or a 4.
Any pair = nuts.
/thread.