Things that piss me off:

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  • I was young and I needed the money.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I was young and I needed the money.

    it was 9 days ago...
  • and you said you cared :(
  • When my wife gets up earlier than me because I was up playing poker till 5am and she steals the toy out of the cereal box before I can get to it. That's my decoder ring damnit!
  • Not being able to figure out the password to the magic castle on the back of the Frosted Flakes box because my wife took the damn decoder ring!
  • People that take other people's decoder ring. It's just so impolite.
  • People who eat ketchup and mustard sandwiches
  • 6. Masters of the obvious (thanks tips!)
  • zunni74 wrote: »
    124 part b) subsection 7)

    People who think those that don't multi-table but instead are working their way to a million by single-tabling and owning the $1.10 DON's are somehow inferior to them.

    For people who quote my shit when they're completely wrong. I multi table too.
  • 7. Midgets that are not involved in the pornography biz.
  • 8. Losers (moi) that spend all day posting in online forums instead of studying for final exams.
  • Cerberus wrote: »
    When my wife gets up earlier than me because I was up playing poker till 5am and she steals the toy out of the cereal box before I can get to it. That's my decoder ring damnit!

    have you tried hitting her?
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    have you tried hitting her?


    or a sternly worded warning?
  • 9. when my mayonnaise cannon runs out of ammunition.
  • 9. when my mayonnaise cannon runs out of ammunition.

    :-( for you.

    My yogurt schlinger has bottomless ammo.


    #73. When I get a dirty trombone from some bizzatch and she doesn't brush her teeth first.
  • cadillac wrote: »
    :-( for you.

    My yogurt schlinger has bottomless ammo.


    #73. When I get a dirty trombone from some bizzatch and she doesn't brush her teeth first.


    I've got unlimited man chowder as well. The pop just becomes weaker and weaker as my masturbatory activity increases.

    10. making out with cadillac's bizzatch prior to brushing her teeth and after tossing his salad.
  • People who walk in the mall and stop randomly not looking out for people behind them or just suddenly change direction without looking.

    When someone calls on the turn for the 4 suit for a flush hits their flush and then checks saying "i was worried someone may have a higher flush"

    When someone says "well he bet so big....if it was less i would have called" - Uh what does that have to do with the decision process.

    The fact that this forum has a rigged blackjack game in the casino and just when I think I have found a way to get +ev from it, my poor bankroll management skills take over and I get killed....
  • "Women who walk in the mall and grocery store and stop randomly not looking out for people behind them or just suddenly change direction without looking."

    There, fixed that for you.
  • ^ And the can of worms has officially been open....lol
  • 11. When your weed man says "tomorrow" for the third consecutive day.
  • 572. When I take Kristy's advice and get a black eye, two cracked teeth and a busted lip for it.
  • 524: BEbing too drnunk to durnkn dial rigbhnt noiw!!!!!!#W@#!!11
  • Quinner wrote: »
    For people who quote my shit when they're completely wrong. I multi table too.

    People who give people shit about misquoting their shit when they misunderstood something from the start.

    I don't multi-table..
  • 12. When I'm so shitty that I can only manage s-c-o-t with my stream of justice even though I've had 13 beers.
  • 13. Big women with small bewbs.
  • 14. Hookers with less than three teeth.
  • 15. Running out of hand lotion.
  • 2,974. when people wont let me pass them while driving
  • That Kristy/secret/God only knows who else . . . did not use her latest lolcat on me.



    I love those fucking things, and I have no idea why . . .
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