When my wife gets up earlier than me because I was up playing poker till 5am and she steals the toy out of the cereal box before I can get to it. That's my decoder ring damnit!
People who think those that don't multi-table but instead are working their way to a million by single-tabling and owning the $1.10 DON's are somehow inferior to them.
For people who quote my shit when they're completely wrong. I multi table too.
When my wife gets up earlier than me because I was up playing poker till 5am and she steals the toy out of the cereal box before I can get to it. That's my decoder ring damnit!
People who walk in the mall and stop randomly not looking out for people behind them or just suddenly change direction without looking.
When someone calls on the turn for the 4 suit for a flush hits their flush and then checks saying "i was worried someone may have a higher flush"
When someone says "well he bet so big....if it was less i would have called" - Uh what does that have to do with the decision process.
The fact that this forum has a rigged blackjack game in the casino and just when I think I have found a way to get +ev from it, my poor bankroll management skills take over and I get killed....
"Women who walk in the mall and grocery store and stop randomly not looking out for people behind them or just suddenly change direction without looking."
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it was 9 days ago...
For people who quote my shit when they're completely wrong. I multi table too.
have you tried hitting her?
or a sternly worded warning?
:-( for you.
My yogurt schlinger has bottomless ammo.
#73. When I get a dirty trombone from some bizzatch and she doesn't brush her teeth first.
I've got unlimited man chowder as well. The pop just becomes weaker and weaker as my masturbatory activity increases.
10. making out with cadillac's bizzatch prior to brushing her teeth and after tossing his salad.
When someone calls on the turn for the 4 suit for a flush hits their flush and then checks saying "i was worried someone may have a higher flush"
When someone says "well he bet so big....if it was less i would have called" - Uh what does that have to do with the decision process.
The fact that this forum has a rigged blackjack game in the casino and just when I think I have found a way to get +ev from it, my poor bankroll management skills take over and I get killed....
There, fixed that for you.
People who give people shit about misquoting their shit when they misunderstood something from the start.
I don't multi-table..
I love those fucking things, and I have no idea why . . .