Things that piss me off:

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  • Wetts1012 wrote: »
    Secret for mod.

    Wait....nevermind.

    why nevermind?
  • People that think work is more important than fishing.
  • 233. Walleye's that are not giant
  • 158. Customers that order in segments. All at once or make your own damned organic juice!
  • 234. waiting 30 seconds between posts
  • secret wrote: »
    233. Walleye's that are not giant


    qft

    also,

    that there is no woman here to make me a sammich
  • 235. my stupid ass wireless card in my other desktop that decides to only work when it feels like it
  • 32. Photobucket lurkers who won't father my baby.
  • 32. im not shooting blanks

    this isnt really something that pisses me off, just needed to be said
  • 1. hookers expecting payment for services rendered and free blow. (that's my eight ball bitch!)
  • 2. getting my nutsack caught in the cheese grater while masturbating.
  • 3. women feigning innocence regarding genital herpes while you're showing them the sores.
  • 4. the absence of fun part co mingling on a first date. (don't hold your breath waiting for the phone to ring!)
  • When after a while it's just air and blood.

    Women who like cats.

    When you call a major corporation and `*press 1* for english customer service, then the person you get to speak to should be working the *press 6* for arabic or *press 7* for punjabi line. Fucking steams me to no end. Learn the fucking language or clean my pool!
  • People who say, "That's really funny". If it was that funny they should just laugh, don't fuck with me.
  • haddon wrote: »
    When you call a major corporation and `*press 1* for english customer service, then the person you get to speak to should be working the *press 6* for arabic or *press 7* for punjabi line. Fucking steams me to no end. Learn the fucking language or clean my pool!
    Oh, and by the way, a little trick I've learned, press 2 instead for French and get New Brunswick, once you claim (in English) that you pressed the wrong button, they will switch to English and voila your issue just became a whole lot simpler....
  • ya know what pisses me off when you play a scoop event for 8 hours and go out in 36th for $170 when first is 10 grand. FML
  • Dealer: ______ You have 15 seconds to act.

    and then the other type of idiots with the


    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    The guy is obviously 16 billion tabling he'll be back after he times out for the 15th time. Obviously writing zzzzz in the chat box is going to fix all our problems. Multi table or gtfo.

    Also, anyone who writes "IMO", seriously, we fucking know.

    Lastly, quads, when I have the subsequent full house. Seriously, twice in a row...wtf.
  • 5. Finding out she has a penis after you've already paid.
  • Crunkjuice, the incoming inspection process is not optional and should always be performed before payment is made.
  • 124 part b) subsection 7)

    People who think those that don't multi-table but instead are working their way to a million by single-tabling and owning the $1.10 DON's are somehow inferior to them.
  • Oh and I forgot this one

    179z) People who after you specifically say 'Please prepare and present at the meeting tomorrow the following: XXXXX' insist on coming to your office about 20 minutes later with the work finished wanting you to look at it then.

    I asked you to bring it to the meeting for a FSCKING reason!!!!
  • 1,423. when someone takes the last cup of coffee and does not put more on
  • 32. That I've not yet managed to use this lolcat yet.




    funny-pictures-cat-thinks-you-are-s.jpg
  • When someone times out while masterbating to internet porn then claims they were just multi-tabling.
  • when im masturbating to internet porn and i time out at my ps tables
  • 32. When I'm on PS tables and not masturbating to internet porn.
  • 2,976. When im sitting at a live poker table masturbating to internet porn on my laptop and people look at me weird
  • secret wrote: »
    2,976. When im sitting at a live poker table masturbating to internet porn on my laptop and people look at me weird

    This.
  • dont try to pretend you are as cool as me and fap at the real poker tables ;)


    you are UNDER the table iirc
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