The Simpsons

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  • Some very funny posts recently. As Big J said in another post, we miss him...


    Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
    Marge: But we did win.
    Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty
  • Thank to the Mayor of New Springfield we're all getting golden showers - Kent Brockman
  • 1.Homer putting together the BBQ(reading the instructions in French): "Le Grill, what the hell is that"

    2.Homer, Moe, and the guys are playing poker at Homer's house.
    Moe: Where is the beer?
    Homer: In the garage.
    Moe: The garage, the garage...la di da Mr. Fancypants
    Homer: What do you call it
    Moe: Car hole

    There are soo many of them...its all too funny, its even funnier when your friends know the lines and you introduce it in the middle of the conversation.
  • I can't believe no ones mentioned this one yet!

    Homer playing poker: "Can we make this hand hi-lo?"
    Fat Tony: "No"
    Homer "I fold"
  • zero wrote:
    I can't believe no ones mentioned this one yet!

    Homer playing poker: "Can we make this hand hi-lo?"
    Fat Tony: "No"
    Homer "I fold"

    I can't believe it either. ;)

    http://www.pokerforum.ca/forum/index.php?topic=1454.msg13542#msg13542

    I actually used that one as my forum signature a while back.

    ScottyZ
  • ScottyZ wrote:
    zero wrote:
    I can't believe no ones mentioned this one yet!

    Homer playing poker: "Can we make this hand hi-lo?"
    Fat Tony: "No"
    Homer "I fold"

    I can't believe it either. ;)

    http://www.pokerforum.ca/forum/index.php?topic=1454.msg13542#msg13542

    I actually used that one as my forum signature a while back.

    ScottyZ

    haha, my bad.
  • This is all too funny!

    My favourite scene is when Homer tries to dispose of Moe's car for insurance purposes. Homer drives the car down a steep embankment and performs a beautiful jump and roll. Homer bounces down the hill off a boulder and lands right back through the open door into the drivers seat.
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