Applications now open... (only half in jest..)

compueasecompuease Admin
in Off Topic Lounge
For replacement junior moderator:

Pay: Commensurate with experience... Don't ask,

Advantageous skills: Babysitting.

Prepares you for: almost nothing.

Why would anyone want to do this... God (jewish or otherwise) only knows..
(above line is not semetic nor anti-semetic, I'm not even sure what that means)
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  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    Stay strong.

















    Well, as strong as a man your age can...
  • T8urmoneyT8urmoney
    can I openly berate posters and ban them if they talk back?
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    why is jewish not capitalized? :)
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    I vote for the post-apocalyptic hellscape that the forum would be if T8 were in charge
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    GTA Poker wrote: »
    why is jewish not capitalized? :)

    ah..... FUCK.... Is that capitalized enough?
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    T8 has been nominated to replace me, 2nd'er?
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    compuease wrote: »
    For replacement junior moderator:

    Pay: Commensurate with experience... Don't ask,

    Advantageous skills: Babysitting.

    Prepares you for: almost nothing.

    Why would anyone want to do this... God (Jewish or otherwise) only knows..
    (above line is not semetic nor anti-semetic, I'm not even sure what that means)

    fixed your OP
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    pokerJAH wrote: »
    fixed your OP
    ty


    This thread may grow.. warning, don't slag old english guys..
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    compuease wrote: »
    For replacement junior moderator:

    Pay: Commensurate with experience... Don't ask,

    Advantageous skills: Babysitting.

    Prepares you for: almost nothing.

    Why would anyone want to do this... God (Jewish or otherwise) only knows..
    (above line is not Semetic nor anti-Semetic, I'm not even sure what that means)

    actually I missed a couple...
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    compuease wrote: »
    T8 has been nominated to replace me, 2nd'er?

    I will 2nd him if I can have my 'pokerjim' account unfrozen.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Wait, replace Dad?

    Y U NO want to moderate anymore?

    I nominate darbday just to watch the shitshow.

    Mark
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    Borat - The Running of the Jew - YouTube
  • HobbesHobbes
    Are assholes DQ'd? ;)
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    no (see above)
  • ILike2PlayILike2Play
    compuease wrote: »
    ah..... FUCK.... Is that capitalized enough?

    Request ban as this person is using obscenities :-X
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    DrTyore wrote: »
    Wait, replace Dad?

    Y U NO want to moderate anymore?

    I nominate darbday just to watch the shitshow.

    Mark

    I 2nd darbday. :p

    Oh wait Kristy!!
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    Beanie42
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    Can a moderator carry a gun?


    What if he's Jewish?


    Or an alien?
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    Can a moderator carry a gun?


    What if he's Jewish?


    Or an alien?

    Would have to be Jewish obv, they control the interwebz
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    GTA Poker wrote: »
    Would have to be Jewish obv, they control the interwebz

    Isn't it 'U.S.'?
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    pokerJAH wrote: »
    Isn't it 'U.S.'?

    They move quickly, I blame the Chinese
  • UnknownUnknown
    Can ex (current) trolls apply?
  • MiloMilo
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    Can a moderator carry a gun?

    Only if he makes it on his own lathe.

    What if he's Jewish?

    Then th gun cannot be carried on Saturdays.

    Or an alien?

    The same applies to aliens, but you must substitute the word "Death-ray Laser" for "gun".


    Curious as to why you might be packing it in, as well, comp. The sexual harassment finally gertting to you?
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    How can I get that sexual harassment thing? Sounds good.
  • wildbill7145wildbill7145
    compuease wrote: »
    How can I get that sexual harassment thing? Sounds good.

    Check spelling. It didn't say hairy ass ment. Doesn't sound good.

    Comp, if you dump your current position I'm gonna be pissed. You know that isn't a good thing. You haz a will right? There could be spillover and others could be affected. Collateral damage is a possibility.
  • UnknownUnknown
    Philli for mod 2012 imo
  • westside8westside8
    Can I be un-modded for the no work that I do? Think I should be fired lol
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    westside8 wrote: »
    Can I be un-modded for the no work that I do? Think I should be fired lol


    Ya but you're still the best mod we got.:-X:p
  • JimmyHoJimmyHo
    costanza wrote: »
    Philli for mod 2012 imo

    I second the motion.
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    Oh golly gee whiz guys:-[


    Free case of beer for constanza and pokerjah.:D
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