S%&T Hands I Play I Will.

HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
in General Poker Chat
Here is the first. Sorry having trouble getting my hand history over to here. So I shall keep my camera handy and try to get shots.
I will title this thread FML

What to do with A-k I raise 300
Shove. Get called by 5-5 and buddy hits QUADS.
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  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    Uh huh Raise Pre flop and get called. Hit trip 6's with Ace Kicker and get called .
    Think I need a new foil HAT
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    More to come.
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    Yet another set to shove with after the flop.
    Buddy just happens to have big slick with the King of Diamonds and the other guy to the right ?????
    Nice River .................................
  • iNano78iNano78
    OMG did you seriously take a photo of your computer screen? And then you probably had to download the photo to the computer to upload it...

    Probably faster/easier to use screen capture, no? I prefer this to "Print Screen" key and pasting into MS Paint or whatever (I'm assuming you're not a mac user).
  • SteveKerrSteveKerr
    Why does this bother you so much?

    You have A K big deal. Other guy has a pocket pair. You are behind at the start. This is a classic race. You need to hit to win, he doesn't.

    Second you are raising with a weak ace. Yes you think you are good after you flop a set but what if the flop was Ace high. Do you still think your ace is good with two callers? A 6 is not a good hand
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    One funny thing though, I was chatting with a fellow from Cambridge the other night. Jokingly I made a reference to MLSE being the Playoff Nazi.
    Like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld Everybody had a chuckle
    NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU! Chances are you cannot read the Orange typing which was a warning from chat Moderator #32 Pstars.
    We will not tolerate any comments in chat pertaining to religious, sexual preference etc etc.
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    iNano78 wrote: »
    OMG did you seriously take a photo of your computer screen?

    My only thought on this thread as well...I was too lazy to write it out on a piece of paper and take a picture of it to post though
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    HVEEPOKER wrote: »
    One funny thing though, I was chatting with a fellow from Cambridge the other night. Jokingly I made a reference to MLSE being the Playoff Nazi.
    Like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld Everybody had a chuckle
    NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU! Chances are you cannot read the Orange typing which was a warning from chat Moderator #32 Pstars.
    We will not tolerate any comments in chat pertaining to religious, sexual preference etc etc.

    This thread is too funny...the best part is that you probably aren't using a digital camera:)
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
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  • HobbesHobbes
    You need a break man
  • CerberusCerberus
    str82ace wrote: »
    user248_pic688_1224771454.jpg

    bwahahahahahahah!
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    No he uses a film camera, heads down to the dark room, develops the film, then prints it, scans it into his pc and uploads it, whats wrong with that?


    Jeesh HV, you do need a break..... :) Come on up to Orangeville tonight and play real poker..
  • CerberusCerberus
    compuease wrote: »
    No he uses a film camera, heads down to the dark room, develops the film, then prints it, scans it into his pc and uploads it, whats wrong with that?


    Jeesh HV, you do need a break..... :) Come on up to Orangeville tonight and play real poker..

    This is quite the leap in technology compared to how Comp does it, where there's a chimp inside the camera with a chisel and hammer :)
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    I would love to but I am going to AJ"s and yes it is a digital camera.

    Not actually pissed just frustrated . Stars is fine. I may just leave TILT alone for a while .
    But you wanted to see some HH's and I am trying to bring them up but this %^$#ing machine from hell isn't co operating ...

    ROFLMFAO is all I can say. Thanks fer listening. Or reading.
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    HA HA HA BITE ME lol
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    Jesus Ron

    Google "saving screenshots" and get rid of that friggin camera!
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    Yeah. Actually the camera takes great pictures I thought they would come out clearer..
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    HVEEPOKER wrote: »
    HA HA HA BITE ME lol



    Like!


    wtg HVEE!
  • getem76getem76
    seems like one of those, "downswings" or where you run bad, just minimize the losses rather than steam it all away, thats poker, these things happen
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    getem76 wrote: »
    seems like one of those, "downswings" or where you run bad, just minimize the losses rather than steam it all away, thats poker, these things happen

    Been on a downswing for months.. x x
  • getem76getem76
    not to say good or bad, if your upswing or "run good" is a year, chances are your downswing is gonna be 8 months or more perhaps, or you feel bad for that period of time, its not all luck based, with good/bad whatever, ive had an upswing online for a good time, over a month, thats ALOT of hands, my downswing has been over 2 weeks, now im getting real sick of seeing 7-2 off suit, i 4 table, and somehow in 3 hours checking my history i see it 20+ times, WTF is that lol, not complaining, just saying, im just hitting fold for hours on end
  • tipp86tipp86
    Im not sure where to start with downswings. I have played over 300k hands of 50 nl. This month im down €1500 after 70k hands. Im going mental i assume im a winning player and wasnt just lucky for the other hands i played where i was a 2bb/100 winner.

    Im not running bad ev wise its in other ways im getting coolered everywhere and i cant get big hands payed off its so painfull. Il still be up for the month with rakeback but i have felt like crying at times this month.
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    I just think it's a lot of rotten luck lately. Just like today were I shoved with big shit on the short stack and got called by the COOLER 6-9 os ( Thanks again Happy) and I busted out, he hit the 6 on the flop and the 9 on the river just to make the kick in the nutz hurt a little more.
    Did it again in the cash game raising with 2-4 os and me sitting their with Ah-Kh . 2-4 hit on the flop I had the flush draw and could not draw it out.
    I don't think I am playing bad I have just run into some shit house luck.
  • tipp86tipp86
    Ive ran the nuts flush into a straight flush twice this month so forgive me if i dont have sympathy for your beats. Post hands in a real format no one is going to have a clue from a screen shot if your a shit player or very unlucky.

    I tend to say a player is bad unless i see proof otherwise.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    tipp86 wrote: »
    no one is going to have a clue from a screen shot if your a shit player or very unlucky.

    I tend to say a player is bad unless i see proof otherwise.

    You've met HVEE? :D
  • MiloMilo
    10-10, right Jeff?
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    Yep lol
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    tipp86 wrote: »
    Ive ran the nuts flush into a straight flush twice this month so forgive me if i dont have sympathy for your beats. Post hands in a real format no one is going to have a clue from a screen shot if your a shit player or very unlucky.

    I tend to say a player is bad unless i see proof otherwise.

    Oh Really.
  • BrianSBrianS
    actual cam screen shots, lolz!!

    thread delivers!
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Milo wrote: »
    10-10, right Jeff?

    And even when I told him I had KK....:confused: I've never seen anyone call for that much more than was in the pot as an 80/20 dog (like $6. before I shoved for his remaining $50) AND told him. Was trying to be nice since I knew he was on permanent tilt... lol.. I think he transferred that tilt to me... :D
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