Question Week: HVEEPOKER

1. what popular tv pro, if any will final table the WSOP: ME 2010?
2. tell us about your first french kiss
3. do you play online, if so, what site and which games do you prefer?
4. do you prefer live or online poker?
5. ever been arrested?
6. tell us the funniest joke that you know
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  • You have to stop partaking of one of the following:
    booze
    broads
    meat

    Which do you choose and why?
  • HVEEPOKER . . . where does that come from?
  • wrote:
    Last edited by compuease; Today at 10:22 PM. Reason: added in HVEEPOKER

    our mod is on the ball! "cheers:
  • Muddguts wrote: »
    1. what popular tv pro, if any will final table the WSOP: ME 2010?
    2. tell us about your first french kiss
    3. do you play online, if so, what site and which games do you prefer?
    4. do you prefer live or online poker?
    5. ever been arrested?
    6. tell us the funniest joke that you know

    1. I am hoping that my Fav Player, and fellow Canadian Daniel Negreanu will get there but I would put money on Mr Ivey.

    2. My first frenchy, I can't remember off hand but I think I was about 12 and it was in the barn at my Grandparents farm long ago with one of the neighbors daughters.

    3 & 4. I prefer live and really do not play cash games on line. I like to look someone in the eyes or sunglasses before I take their money.

    5. A long time ago it straightened me out.

    I will post the funniest joke when I get a chance later tonight.
  • Muddguts wrote: »
    1. what popular tv pro, if any will final table the WSOP: ME 2010?
    2. tell us about your first french kiss
    3. do you play online, if so, what site and which games do you prefer?
    4. do you prefer live or online poker?
    5. ever been arrested?
    6. tell us the funniest joke that you know
    Milo wrote: »
    You have to stop partaking of one of the following:
    booze
    broads
    meat

    Which do you choose and why?
    Meat. It will Kill you quicker than Booze and Broads together lol:bs:
  • How did you get started in poker?

    What games do you play live? Where do you play live?

    Best place you've been to in your life?

    Name the number one place you haven't been that you would like to go.
  • Milo wrote: »
    HVEEPOKER . . . where does that come from?[/QUOTE

    We started a poker league in Milton and most of our players live in Hawthorne Village (HV) so we called the league HV Poker League.
  • westside8 wrote: »
    How did you get started in poker?

    What games do you play live? Where do you play live?

    Best place you've been to in your life?

    Name the number one place you haven't been that you would like to go.

    N/L Hold em, Usually at Casino Niagara. $1/$2 or Fallsview $2/5 $5/$10
    I really do not like PL too many bingo players and you can't push them off a pot.

    Vancouver I would say is the best Place I have ever Been.
    Phenominal Skiing and gorgeous in the summer. Has to be the Mountains and cold Kokanee.

    Austrailia..
  • HVEEPOKER wrote: »
    1. I am hoping that my Fav Player, and fellow Canadian Daniel Negreanu will get there but I would put money on Mr Ivey.

    2. My first frenchy, I can't remember off hand but I think I was about 12 and it was in the barn at my Grandparents farm long ago with one of the neighbors daughters.

    3 & 4. I prefer live and really do not play cash games on line. I like to look someone in the eyes or sunglasses before I take their money.

    5. A long time ago it straightened me out.

    I will post the funniest joke when I get a chance later tonight.


    buy the man a drink:)
  • Are you friends with compeause?
  • philliivey wrote: »
    Are you friends with compeause?

    Yes. I live about 6 blocks away from him and he has been out to our league nights a couple of times.
  • HVEEPOKER wrote: »
    Yes. I live about 6 blocks away from him and he has been out to our league nights a couple of times.

    Lies. Comp goes to bed at 530pm every night. At least try to be truthful when answering questions. Geez.

    How many fights have you been in? Did ya win? Did you at least get a shot in?

    Favourite place to eat out?

    What's your average bowling score?

    How many 5 year olds would it take to beat you up? (Sorry, it's just such an awesome assinine question!)
  • Cerberus wrote: »
    Lies. Comp goes to bed at 530pm every night. At least try to be truthful when answering questions. Geez.

    How many fights have you been in? Did ya win? Did you at least get a shot in?

    Favourite place to eat out?

    What's your average bowling score?

    How many 5 year olds would it take to beat you up? (Sorry, it's just such an awesome assinine question!)

    It's a 3 minute drive from my place to comp's
    I can't remember how many fights I've been in. Yes I won a lot. And I did get a few shots in. Most were a quick punch or kick to the NUTZ. LOL

    Favorite place to eat. Canyon Creek Chop House. Best Prime Rib next to mine on the BBQ at home.

    Not sure probably 1 cause I could never hurt a kid.

    I haven't bowled in 30 yrs so I have no frickin Idea what my average would be.
  • As asked for earlier.

    A student walks into a hardware store looking for a summer job.

    Owner: " What experience do you have Son"

    Student: None Really.

    Okay you watch me and then we will see how you do.

    The first customer comes in,
    OWNER:" Good Morning sir and how are you on this fine day?"
    CUSTOMER: I am good, I need 20 bags of sun and shade grass seed.
    Owner: Okay come back here with me. The best stuff in the world.
    How would you like a new Lawn Boy Mower with that?
    Customer: A new lawn mower.
    Owner, once your seed has grown in You can cut it with your new mower.
    Customer: Yeah great idea, I will take the new mower too.

    After all is said and done the store owner looks at the kid and says: Always try to make the extra sale with something that goes with the original purchase. Now you give it a try.

    The kid stands behind the counter and the next customer comes in.
    KID: How are you today Sir?
    Customer: Fine thanks, I need a box of ladies Hygene things.
    Kid; Okay follow me they are right down here.
    Would tou like a new lawn boy mower with that today sir?
    Customer: A LAWN BOY! WTF DO I NEED A LAWN MOWER WITH THESE FOR?
    KID: Well it looks like your weekend is fucked, Might as well by the fucking mower and CUT THE GRASS!
  • What ? No more questions?
  • Since you asked nice:

    What is the worst thing you've ever done to a friend, and what is the worst done to you?
    Please note that "marrying my wife" does not count for the former, and will probably get you killed for the latter.

    What Hollywood celeb would your wife forgive an affair with (you hope)?

    Desert Island. What 3 books do you take, and why? Also, who would you like to see wash up on shore to help you pass the time?
  • Milo wrote: »
    Since you asked nice:

    What is the worst thing you've ever done to a friend, and what is the worst done to you?
    Please note that "marrying my wife" does not count for the former, and will probably get you killed for the latter.

    What Hollywood celeb would your wife forgive an affair with (you hope)?

    Desert Island. What 3 books do you take, and why? Also, who would you like to see wash up on shore to help you pass the time?

    First Question I can't really remember anything I have ever done or has been done to me that was bad.

    My wife would never forgive me but Charlize Theron.

    3 Books on a desert Island.
    Jaws. Remind me not to try and swim back to civilization.
    Anything by Tom Clancy . His books are long and interesting.
    Moby Dick. Another reminder to stay out of the water.

    Coors Light Girls who just happened to be on the same damn ship. Hopefully alive. Or a Wilson Volleyball.
  • Would you rather grind out 1/2 NL for 40 hours a week every week for the rest of your life or receive 25,000 and never play poker again?
  • where lies your genius?
  • Are you better in poker then comp?:D
  • ~5 cities, 2 weeks in each, all expenses paid, where do you go and why?
    ~Top 5 favourite movies?
    ~Did you play sports as a kid? If so, which and for how long? Which was your favourite?
    ~If you could witness 3 historical events, which 3 would you choose and why?
    ~What would you chose for your final meal if you could?
    ~Most importantly, favourite Looney Toon?
  • What animal would you love to have if money/permits were no problem?

    If you could be any old school movie monster (vampire, werewolf, godzilla, etc) which would it be?


    Who's a more gentle lover: Hobbes, Milo, Compuease?
  • Cerberus wrote: »

    Who's a more gentle lover: Hobbes, Milo, Compuease?

    WTF ?!? I love this question . . .
  • Dumbest thing you've ever done.
  • syphilaids wrote: »
    Would you rather grind out 1/2 NL for 40 hours a week every week for the rest of your life or receive 25,000 and never play poker again?

    I'd rather grind it out.
  • darbday wrote: »
    where lies your genius?

    No Idea.:)
  • Sharantyr wrote: »
    ~5 cities, 2 weeks in each, all expenses paid, where do you go and why?
    ~Top 5 favourite movies?
    ~Did you play sports as a kid? If so, which and for how long? Which was your favourite?
    ~If you could witness 3 historical events, which 3 would you choose and why?
    ~What would you chose for your final meal if you could?
    ~Most importantly, favourite Looney Toon?

    5 Cities. Sydney Austrailia Like to play in the Aussie Millions
    Cairo Egypt. I would like to see the pyramids and explore them
    Hong Kong. Real Chinese Food. Really would like to bike the great wall.
    Rio De Janiero. Rock in Rio Festival
    Innsbruck Austria. Ski Ski and ski.

    Top 5 Movies.
    Back to the Future Star Wars Rounders
    Gladiator and Batman . Jack was amazing as the Joker and I like Michael Keaton.

    Yes I did play sports as a young lad. Hockey, Football, baseball and lacrosse. I still play ball but I stopped hockey 3 years ago.
    Since I am Canadian Hockey is #1

    3 Historical events. Toronto Maple Leafs last Stanley Cup Championship cause I will probably be dead by the time they win the next one. LMFAO
    Can't off hand think of any others.

    Final Meal Med 20oz slice of Prime Rib with Baked loaded potato and fresh veggies and a nice bottle of Wolf Blass Red

    Fav Looney Toon. Marvin The Martian. HA you all thought I was going to say Bugs or Taz didn't ya. lol
  • Cerberus wrote: »
    What animal would you love to have if money/permits were no problem?

    If you could be any old school movie monster (vampire, werewolf, godzilla, etc) which would it be?


    Who's a more gentle lover: Hobbes, Milo, Compuease?

    Right Turn Clyde.... POW! lol:)

    Vampire

    I have no frickin idea. Ask Him.
  • Last edited by HVEEPOKER; Today at 10:41 PM. Reason: did not finish

    So basically you're saying they're all terrible lovers and selfish ones to boot? Nice.
  • westside8 wrote: »
    Dumbest thing you've ever done.

    How many words can I write per post.
    Like most I have done a lot of dumb things in my life.
    Blowing up the Old mans snowmobile while he was at work when I was 15 ranks right up there. Man did I get it.
    Getting caught in the act with my girlfriend in High School by her Mother. If it were her Dad I would not be alive today. She never told him either.
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