First off, how many of your PM's from Philli start just that way, please round off to the nearest 100?
Now, on to my problem. Lately I've been feeling somewhat claustrophobic, boxed in, if you will. I have never experienced anxiety on this level before and it is worrisome. In the past I used to alleviate these feelings with a relaxing drive in the country. You know, watch the leaves change, that sort of thing. But lately, even that refuge is denied me. I think I need some real therapy. what would you suggest?
First off, how many of your PM's from Philli start just that way, please round off to the nearest 100?
Now, on to my problem. Lately I've been feeling somewhat claustrophobic, boxed in, if you will. I have never experienced anxiety on this level before and it is worrisome. In the past I used to alleviate these feelings with a relaxing drive in the country. You know, watch the leaves change, that sort of thing. But lately, even that refuge is denied me. I think I need some real therapy. what would you suggest?
Dear Milo,
First off, I have never received a PM from Philli, to the best of my knowledge.
To your problem, I highly advise against seeing the sort of professional you are considering, there is another more productive professional that you should see to relieve your stress and anxiety.
The ancient Eastern medicine involved in snorting coke off of a hooker is tried and true, and when performed in the holy land (Las Vegas) God will surely shine his light upon you and the power of Christ (and coke and hookers) will melt your worries away.
Thank you Dr. Kristy. I knew that I would get a caring and sensitive reply from a professional such as yourself. I will endeavour to implement your prescription at the earliest possible moment. Which leads to an inevitbale follow-up question:
Assuming the therapy has the desired effect, how do I defend myself against my wife. She will, undoubtedly, not look kindly on this type of relief, regardless of her love for me. There are several sharp implements about the house, not to mention a bevy of scissors and garden tools, all of which could render this whole course of treatment moot. Any thoughts?
Oh, and don't worry about Philli . . . I am sure that, now the seed has been planted, you will be flooded with PM's.
I see, your problem is a new car..such rivalries are rare..but they DO exist.
Thankfully you said 'new' because if this was your car-foe, there would be no helping you.
Newer cars are not quite so infallible, and I'm pleased to help you!
First, it is important to show the car who's boss. I advocate assigning it a female name that brings only images of 1950's housewives to mind. eg 'Betsy'
to keep the cars ego in check.
Next, starting at the driver side rear Pee on all four tires in a clockwork fashion to mark it as your territory and show dominance. It is important that other people see you doing this because Cars are pack animals. I'd also advocate taking pictures of you doing this and posting them in various online places..like..oh I don't know, this forum.
Third, if the car is behaving well you can try positive reinforcement..eg: the car behaves well for a month..send this girl in..
Lastly if all of the above fails..you have only one option left.
Assuming the therapy has the desired effect, how do I defend myself against my wife. She will, undoubtedly, not look kindly on this type of relief, regardless of her love for me. There are several sharp implements about the house, not to mention a bevy of scissors and garden tools, all of which could render this whole course of treatment moot. Any thoughts?
This is the one instance where psychiatry and religion walk hand in hand. Both your mental health professional (me) and also the Members of the 'religious groups' of Las Vegas recognize your right to privacy and discretion.
i have not harassed Kristy by p.m. so nananananaaaaaaaaa.
Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:
Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:
i want to flirt with you, but i don't want to get on your bad side.:)
sigh some days i wish i had a girlfriend, would be nice with christmas and new years coming
Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:
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First off, how many of your PM's from Philli start just that way, please round off to the nearest 100?
Now, on to my problem. Lately I've been feeling somewhat claustrophobic, boxed in, if you will. I have never experienced anxiety on this level before and it is worrisome. In the past I used to alleviate these feelings with a relaxing drive in the country. You know, watch the leaves change, that sort of thing. But lately, even that refuge is denied me. I think I need some real therapy. what would you suggest?
I've sent you 10k to see you through purchasing and reading this book. If you need more, we'll have to work out alternate arrangements.*
LOL, and you got your degree . . . where?
Dear Milo,
First off, I have never received a PM from Philli, to the best of my knowledge.
To your problem, I highly advise against seeing the sort of professional you are considering, there is another more productive professional that you should see to relieve your stress and anxiety.
The ancient Eastern medicine involved in snorting coke off of a hooker is tried and true, and when performed in the holy land (Las Vegas) God will surely shine his light upon you and the power of Christ (and coke and hookers) will melt your worries away.
Coke and hookers, it is DEFINITELY WWJD.
Assuming the therapy has the desired effect, how do I defend myself against my wife. She will, undoubtedly, not look kindly on this type of relief, regardless of her love for me. There are several sharp implements about the house, not to mention a bevy of scissors and garden tools, all of which could render this whole course of treatment moot. Any thoughts?
Oh, and don't worry about Philli . . . I am sure that, now the seed has been planted, you will be flooded with PM's.
There you go Milo
I see, your problem is a new car..such rivalries are rare..but they DO exist.
Thankfully you said 'new' because if this was your car-foe, there would be no helping you.
Newer cars are not quite so infallible, and I'm pleased to help you!
First, it is important to show the car who's boss. I advocate assigning it a female name that brings only images of 1950's housewives to mind. eg 'Betsy'
to keep the cars ego in check.
Next, starting at the driver side rear Pee on all four tires in a clockwork fashion to mark it as your territory and show dominance. It is important that other people see you doing this because Cars are pack animals. I'd also advocate taking pictures of you doing this and posting them in various online places..like..oh I don't know, this forum.
Third, if the car is behaving well you can try positive reinforcement..eg: the car behaves well for a month..send this girl in..
Lastly if all of the above fails..you have only one option left.
Thanks for writing in, I hope that helps!
This is the one instance where psychiatry and religion walk hand in hand. Both your mental health professional (me) and also the Members of the 'religious groups' of Las Vegas recognize your right to privacy and discretion.
Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:
i want to flirt with you, but i don't want to get on your bad side.:)
sigh some days i wish i had a girlfriend, would be nice with christmas and new years coming
Rounding error?
I'd say try plentyoffish, but from what I'm hearing..
This girl in profile:
turns into this IRL:
For instructional videos on the type of guy girls want to date please view:
YouTube - My New Haircut
Go to Casino imo..the automatic PMs don't work for some reason.
Another life problem solved by Kristy!
Phil . . . buddy . . . your flirting needs work.
LOL well that was not really a flirt......:)
solved already.
THAT'S WHO YOU REMIND ME OF KRISTY!
Man, that's been bugging me for years!
Just remember that if she is ever holding a football...
(yes I am slow)
How do I get a girl like you?
I think all you need is a GW.
Failing eyesight and difficulty making logical connections happens as you age.
Better safe than sorry though, get tested.
'bout tree fiddy?
Srsly though:
Phase 1. Be born in a country other than Canada
Phase 2. Make maniez and promise Green Card
Phase 3. ?? ?
Phase 4. Profit
LDO
ok, i will work on this
epic bump ftw!
Traffic just went up 50% on this forum.;)
Mark
Haha! I think you are in trouble for posting that Mark,lol;)