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  • I need casino cash!!! Large bet blackjack - I HATE YOU!
  • Dear Doctor Kristy:

    First off, how many of your PM's from Philli start just that way, please round off to the nearest 100?

    Now, on to my problem. Lately I've been feeling somewhat claustrophobic, boxed in, if you will. I have never experienced anxiety on this level before and it is worrisome. In the past I used to alleviate these feelings with a relaxing drive in the country. You know, watch the leaves change, that sort of thing. But lately, even that refuge is denied me. I think I need some real therapy. what would you suggest?
  • A new car?
  • I need casino cash!!! Large bet blackjack - I HATE YOU!

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    I've sent you 10k to see you through purchasing and reading this book. If you need more, we'll have to work out alternate arrangements.*
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    A new car?


    LOL, and you got your degree . . . where?
  • Milo wrote: »
    Dear Doctor Kristy:

    First off, how many of your PM's from Philli start just that way, please round off to the nearest 100?

    Now, on to my problem. Lately I've been feeling somewhat claustrophobic, boxed in, if you will. I have never experienced anxiety on this level before and it is worrisome. In the past I used to alleviate these feelings with a relaxing drive in the country. You know, watch the leaves change, that sort of thing. But lately, even that refuge is denied me. I think I need some real therapy. what would you suggest?

    Dear Milo,
    First off, I have never received a PM from Philli, to the best of my knowledge.

    To your problem, I highly advise against seeing the sort of professional you are considering, there is another more productive professional that you should see to relieve your stress and anxiety.

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    The ancient Eastern medicine involved in snorting coke off of a hooker is tried and true, and when performed in the holy land (Las Vegas) God will surely shine his light upon you and the power of Christ (and coke and hookers) will melt your worries away.

    Coke and hookers, it is DEFINITELY WWJD.
  • ya Milo i have not harassed Kristy by p.m. so nananananaaaaaaaaa.
  • Thank you Dr. Kristy. I knew that I would get a caring and sensitive reply from a professional such as yourself. I will endeavour to implement your prescription at the earliest possible moment. Which leads to an inevitbale follow-up question:

    Assuming the therapy has the desired effect, how do I defend myself against my wife. She will, undoubtedly, not look kindly on this type of relief, regardless of her love for me. There are several sharp implements about the house, not to mention a bevy of scissors and garden tools, all of which could render this whole course of treatment moot. Any thoughts?


    Oh, and don't worry about Philli . . . I am sure that, now the seed has been planted, you will be flooded with PM's.
  • 5 cents to get a hug from Kristy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


    There you go Milo
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    A new car?

    I see, your problem is a new car..such rivalries are rare..but they DO exist.


    Thankfully you said 'new' because if this was your car-foe, there would be no helping you.

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    Newer cars are not quite so infallible, and I'm pleased to help you!

    First, it is important to show the car who's boss. I advocate assigning it a female name that brings only images of 1950's housewives to mind. eg 'Betsy'
    to keep the cars ego in check.

    Next, starting at the driver side rear Pee on all four tires in a clockwork fashion to mark it as your territory and show dominance. It is important that other people see you doing this because Cars are pack animals. I'd also advocate taking pictures of you doing this and posting them in various online places..like..oh I don't know, this forum.

    Third, if the car is behaving well you can try positive reinforcement..eg: the car behaves well for a month..send this girl in..

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    Lastly if all of the above fails..you have only one option left.


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    Thanks for writing in, I hope that helps!
  • Milo wrote: »
    Assuming the therapy has the desired effect, how do I defend myself against my wife. She will, undoubtedly, not look kindly on this type of relief, regardless of her love for me. There are several sharp implements about the house, not to mention a bevy of scissors and garden tools, all of which could render this whole course of treatment moot. Any thoughts?

    This is the one instance where psychiatry and religion walk hand in hand. Both your mental health professional (me) and also the Members of the 'religious groups' of Las Vegas recognize your right to privacy and discretion.
  • philliivey wrote: »
    i have not harassed Kristy by p.m. so nananananaaaaaaaaa.


    Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:

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  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:

    Every-Single-Gay-Man-Fabulous.gif


    i want to flirt with you, but i don't want to get on your bad side.:)

    sigh some days i wish i had a girlfriend, would be nice with christmas and new years coming
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I've sent you 10k to see you through purchasing and reading this book. If you need more, we'll have to work out alternate arrangements.*
    Kristy_Sea wrote:
    You have received a donation of $10 from Kristy_Sea.

    Rounding error?
  • philliivey wrote: »
    sigh some days i wish i had a girlfriend, would be nice with christmas and new years coming

    I'd say try plentyoffish, but from what I'm hearing..

    This girl in profile:
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    turns into this IRL:
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    For instructional videos on the type of guy girls want to date please view:

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  • Rounding error?

    Go to Casino imo..the automatic PMs don't work for some reason.

    Another life problem solved by Kristy!
  • philliivey wrote: »
    sigh some days i wish i had a girlfriend, would be nice with christmas and new years coming



    Phil . . . buddy . . . your flirting needs work. :)
  • Milo wrote: »
    Phil . . . buddy . . . your flirting needs work. :)


    LOL well that was not really a flirt......:)
  • philliivey wrote: »
    LOL well that was not really a flirt......:)
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Don't worry about being gay Philli, in this day and age it is truly not a problem anymore. There are many fine decorating and fashion schools and advances in lube make tearing almost non-existent these days. No matter what anyone says, remember that:

    Every-Single-Gay-Man-Fabulous.gif

    solved already.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
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    THAT'S WHO YOU REMIND ME OF KRISTY!

    Man, that's been bugging me for years!
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    THAT'S WHO YOU REMIND ME OF KRISTY!

    Man, that's been bugging me for years!

    Just remember that if she is ever holding a football...
  • Kristy is back :)

    (yes I am slow)
  • Kristy,

    How do I get a girl like you?
  • Walleye wrote: »
    Kristy,

    How do I get a girl like you?

    I think all you need is a GW.
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    THAT'S WHO YOU REMIND ME OF KRISTY!

    Man, that's been bugging me for years!

    Failing eyesight and difficulty making logical connections happens as you age.

    Better safe than sorry though, get tested.

    Walleye wrote: »
    Kristy,

    How do I get a girl like you?

    'bout tree fiddy?

    Srsly though:

    Phase 1. Be born in a country other than Canada
    Phase 2. Make maniez and promise Green Card
    Phase 3. ?? ?
    Phase 4. Profit
  • Wetts1012 wrote: »
    I think all you need is a GW.

    LDO
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Failing eyesight and difficulty making logical connections happens as you age.

    Better safe than sorry though, get tested.




    'bout tree fiddy?

    Srsly though:

    Phase 1. Be born in a country other than Canada
    Phase 2. Make maniez and promise Green Card
    Phase 3. ?? ?
    Phase 4. Profit


    ok, i will work on this
  • Boy wish Kristy was here......... need her advice ;)



    epic bump ftw!

    Traffic just went up 50% on this forum.;)
  • I'm here... .and somewhat more qualified... go

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    I'm here... .and somewhat more qualified... go

    Mark


    Haha! I think you are in trouble for posting that Mark,lol;)
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