Lazy Man Olympics Ii - Saturday Oct. 6
Hey all...
Okay.. nothing to it but to do it...
Events (in order)
Bowling
Billiards
Liar's Dice *NOTE THE CHANGE
Poker
Perfection
12:00 Meet at Bristol for Opening Ceremonies
12:30-12:45 Head towards the bowling alley (wherever that ends up being)
1:00 - 2:00 Bowl, drink
2:00 - 3:00 Billiards at the Heuther, drinks, and some food as needed.
3:00 - 3:30 Back to Bristol / have a drink
3:30 - 4:30 Liar's Dice!
4:30 - 6:00 Drinks / Dinner
6:00 - ???? Poker and then Perfection as you bust out (no practicing!)
Sunday: Curse Mark and the LMO...
General Rules:
You must be well lubricated, drinking with regualarity throughout the events.
If you pass out / get denied access / get kicked out, you don't get any points, and will be mocked mercilessly
Game-specific rulse:
Bowling:
- Every third frame will be the "beer frame", whereby the lowest scoring person will have to buy a round of beers / pitcher for his lane. You an only be the beer bitch once.
- Verbal and gestural distractions are encouraged throughout the game, but no touching the bowler.
Billiards:
- Standard 8-ball rules.
- You should probably be drinking throughout the game.
- Single elimination
Liar's Dice: See later in thread (pg 3?)
Poker:
- NLHE tourney, no rebuys / add-ons. Drinking is mandatory
Perfection
- You play this game last, you can only use one hand, and must fill the other hand with an alcoholic beverage.
Drinks can be of your choice, beer, mixed, shots, whatever. For the bowling round though, only beers can be bought in the beer frames (i.e. we're not buying a double rye and ginger for the dude not drinking beer).
Still a $20 entry fee, and fund your own alcohol / transportation.
We will pay out the top three players only, regardless of participant numbers 50%/30%/20%
Mark
Okay.. nothing to it but to do it...
Events (in order)
Bowling
Billiards
Liar's Dice *NOTE THE CHANGE
Poker
Perfection
12:00 Meet at Bristol for Opening Ceremonies
12:30-12:45 Head towards the bowling alley (wherever that ends up being)
1:00 - 2:00 Bowl, drink
2:00 - 3:00 Billiards at the Heuther, drinks, and some food as needed.
3:00 - 3:30 Back to Bristol / have a drink
3:30 - 4:30 Liar's Dice!
4:30 - 6:00 Drinks / Dinner
6:00 - ???? Poker and then Perfection as you bust out (no practicing!)
Sunday: Curse Mark and the LMO...
General Rules:
You must be well lubricated, drinking with regualarity throughout the events.
If you pass out / get denied access / get kicked out, you don't get any points, and will be mocked mercilessly
Game-specific rulse:
Bowling:
- Every third frame will be the "beer frame", whereby the lowest scoring person will have to buy a round of beers / pitcher for his lane. You an only be the beer bitch once.
- Verbal and gestural distractions are encouraged throughout the game, but no touching the bowler.
Billiards:
- Standard 8-ball rules.
- You should probably be drinking throughout the game.
- Single elimination
Liar's Dice: See later in thread (pg 3?)
Poker:
- NLHE tourney, no rebuys / add-ons. Drinking is mandatory
Perfection
- You play this game last, you can only use one hand, and must fill the other hand with an alcoholic beverage.
Drinks can be of your choice, beer, mixed, shots, whatever. For the bowling round though, only beers can be bought in the beer frames (i.e. we're not buying a double rye and ginger for the dude not drinking beer).
Still a $20 entry fee, and fund your own alcohol / transportation.
We will pay out the top three players only, regardless of participant numbers 50%/30%/20%
Mark
Comments
1. DrTyore Mark
2. "Ryan_yo" Ryan
3. Itsame Mario
4. stpboy Shannon
5. JohnnieH Johnnie
7. "Co-worker" Jesslyn
8. "8Ball" Tye
10."PokerQueen" Mandy
12."PokerQueen"+2 Christie
13."Haddon" Josh
Edited the OP... wondering if Thanksgiving is going to interfere with participation on October 6th?
Mark
stp
/g2
Mark
Johnnie
EDIT: Ok, I went back and read the thread.....is Waterloo Bowl 5 or 10 pins? Not that it matters.
Mark no registering anybody that brings their own bowling ball/shoes, pool cue, putter or customized version of Perfection.
ps...How could you forget about the Royal Cup?
Looks like people CAN make it... "eff family time" eh?
Alright.. it's on
Mark
/g2
In my car, that'd be like... $20 in gas.. tops.
Mark
/g2
And Mario does not count!
Been training since the last one.
My wife says that I'm the laziest....
I'm in.
Ringer!!!!
If you bring you're own pool cue and worse your own little black leather pool glove everyone gets to either punch you in the face or kick you in the nuts.
If you bring your own putter, see above.
If you bring your own darts (I know we're not playing but still), see above.
Oct 6th will be tough but I'll try my best Mark, it was a blast last time!
(Potential Addition)
If I hear anyone say, "I don't play __________ (darts, pool, bowling) much." with a nervous or shy or awkward or nancy-ass tone, everyone gets to either punch you in the face or kick you in the nuts.
Although chronologically short, I have vast experience playing bar games. Mark my words, every guy who is losing or loses to another guy uses the above line, or a varation of, to save face. In actuality you end up looking like a Rachael Ray fan.
Be cool.
I seem to have neglected to mention it to him...
Mark
LMO II WILL be held at the Bristol Street Night Club and Casino!
Mark
I assume Tye is playing then, or Robs plans have been changed.
I'm looking forward to it!
Oh.. and BTW... Mini-golf is being replaced... will post the alternative soon
Mark
Wraych suggests bingo. I told her that's saved for the poker tournament
No no.. much too random.. the new event will be either
Foose Ball
or....
LIAR'S DICE BABY!
Mark
I vote Liars Dice.