The Shitty Fifty Freeroll
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So I decided to go try out the NL game at Rama yesterday. I was going to take the whole day off but in the morning I decided to go to work and just take the afternoon off. I run a wastewater treatment plant - yes, the shit plant. So, on my morning rounds I find a $50 bill on one of the screening units, stuck right in the poo. I remove it and clean it thoroughly(you cannot get that smell out!). I then take the shitty fifty to Tim Hortons and buy the guys a coffee and I am left with a free $40 min buy-in at Rama. I play a 10 hour session (filled with college kids blowing their student loans) and cash out for $541. With the $501 profit I bought in for the $300 tournament on the 28th, gave the wife $100, and spent the rest on a bag of goodies for myself.
So, we'll see if the shitty fifty freeroll keeps on rollin on the 28th!
So I decided to go try out the NL game at Rama yesterday. I was going to take the whole day off but in the morning I decided to go to work and just take the afternoon off. I run a wastewater treatment plant - yes, the shit plant. So, on my morning rounds I find a $50 bill on one of the screening units, stuck right in the poo. I remove it and clean it thoroughly(you cannot get that smell out!). I then take the shitty fifty to Tim Hortons and buy the guys a coffee and I am left with a free $40 min buy-in at Rama. I play a 10 hour session (filled with college kids blowing their student loans) and cash out for $541. With the $501 profit I bought in for the $300 tournament on the 28th, gave the wife $100, and spent the rest on a bag of goodies for myself.
So, we'll see if the shitty fifty freeroll keeps on rollin on the 28th!
Comments
On the weekend I accidentally ingested a $50 bill, I was holding it up for the waitress when I saw the most beautiful woman ever (yes guys, a woman) she took my breath away – and the vacuum effect from this occurrence sucked the $50 bill right down my throat!!!! A million to one shot.
I am happy to hear that you found it and that is has paid such great dividends for you.
But, please return.
Thanks
Trevor - thank you sir.
CamelToeLick - a stripper is not a waitress.
Here's how I see it:
The cashier, gets the shittyness on her hands from touching your money, and over the course of the day touches 100s of bills when giving people change, so they will now carry as smaller version of the shittyness outside the Timmys, and continue to spread the shittyness through the town, and in smaller and small doses eventually everyone has had the shittyness and will now pass on the shittyness to their children. Now let's jump back to the time of purchase, so inside the Timmy's again, that cashier finishes your sale, and heads to the back, where she meets up with the donut cook, Leroy, and they head to the coatroom. 30 seconds later, sorry Leroy, but you know it's true, they emerge, She comes out smiling, he comes out dazed. Now Leroy has the shittyness spread pretty much across his entire body, and it is his turn to carry the shittyness.
Here's Leroy's story...
Leroy minding his own business, blowing his nose on his sleeve, and and sneezing into his hands of course, and making those yummy donuts in the back of the aforementioned Timmys, like he always does. When he sees Gertrude, the 70 year old cashier come through the doors from the cash area. A fear crosses his face like a water hitting those ppl on the Trident Splash commercials when he sees her, he knows its time again. Of course he has no choice, since it was part of the deal they made when she bailed him out of jail. SO like always the head to the coatroom. 15 minutes later, according to Leroy, she may be old; but he has a rep to keep up, they emerge. She comes out smiling, he comes out dazed. He feels a little shitty... like perhaps some shittyness has been passed onto him from Gertrude. He continues to work though, because he needs the 3.40 an hour. He spends the rest of the day handling the donuts, with his usual unwashed hands, and with each one he touches, he feels a little less shitty. By the end of the day he is feeling back to normal, and trying hard not to think about the coatroom, or the shittyness. Little does he know he has drastically contributed to the overall shittyness of his shitty little town.
Anyone else think I need help?
soo... which Tim Horton's?
I don't think "poomoney" will ever not be funny to me.
Mom always said:
"Get that money out of your mouth! It's dirty and you don't know where it's been!"
She was right.
I'm burning my wallet as of now.
I prefer Pooh-Limit Omaha.
/g2
The freeroll has ended.
I made the final table of 11 at the Rama tourney on the 28th.
Finished 10th - only top 7 paid.
Shit.
lol