MLB-AL Starting pitcher? The gambler.

stpboy

You tell me who you would want to start for you?  Why do you think the gambler got the nod?

Roy Halladay

        W L ERA G GS CG SHO SV SVO IP      H    R  ER HR BB SO
2006 12 2 2.92 18 18 3   0    0    0  129.1 117 44 42 11 16 72


                  VS.


Kenny Rogers

         W L ERA  G  GS CG SHO SV SVO IP      H   R   ER HR BB SO
2006 11 3 3.85 18 18 0     0    0    0  114.2 110 52 49 15 27 65

Pinhead

Because Halladay pitched yesterday and they're trying not to kill him. Usually the starter goes at least 2 innings, but I'm pretty sure
I read they would probably bring him in after that for an inning to be fair to the Jays.

Spicol

The Gambler got the nod because Ozzie Guillen is on crack. Kenny played in the same era as Ozzie and therefore is probably seen by Ozzie as of greater quality because these kids today don't even deserve to hold his jockstrap. Also, the Tigers are playing over their heads and Ozzie, being old school, would attribute this to Kenny's "leadership".

Pinhead is right though. Halladay can't pitch more than 30 or 40 pitches anyway. Ditto for Johan Santana, who also started on Sunday. He has pitched just as well as Halladay this season. Even Contreras has been better than Rogers but he too started on Sunday.