worst hand i've ever seen..........i just cant believe what i just saw

Lamb_of_johnLamb_of_john
in General Poker Chat
i want you guys to read carefully. i was playing a super tight game, seeing only 8 out of 58 flops by this point.

i'm in mid to late position and i see A8s and make a regular sized raise.

Now, i'm not making a bad beat post, i just really wanted you guys to have a laugh.

here is what happens.

Transcript for game #5437056728 requested by Lamb_of_John (john@singlethreat.com)
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PokerStars Game #5437056728: Tournament #26990724, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/07/02 - 23:39:48 (ET)
Table '26990724 25' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: nip979 (6700 in chips)
Seat 2: chilimeister (5075 in chips)
Seat 3: HeyGuyRH (3605 in chips)
Seat 4: QWERTYBird (3275 in chips)
Seat 5: tuckerbucket (6665 in chips)
Seat 6: swifterjet (4668 in chips)
Seat 7: hardbargainr (1410 in chips)
Seat 8: smithy321 (1450 in chips)
Seat 9: Lamb_of_John (2770 in chips)
HeyGuyRH: posts small blind 50
QWERTYBird: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lamb_of_John [As 8s]
tuckerbucket: folds
swifterjet: folds
hardbargainr: folds
smithy321: folds
Lamb_of_John: raises 300 to 400
nip979: calls 400
chilimeister: calls 400
HeyGuyRH: folds
QWERTYBird: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [6h 8d 8c]
QWERTYBird: checks
Lamb_of_John: bets 900
nip979: folds
chilimeister: raises 900 to 1800
QWERTYBird: folds
Lamb_of_John: raises 570 to 2370 and is all-in
chilimeister: calls 570
*** TURN *** [6h 8d 8c] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8d 8c Tc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lamb_of_John: shows [As 8s] (three of a kind, Eights)
chilimeister: shows [Jd 9d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
chilimeister collected 6390 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6390 | Rake 0
Board [6h 8d 8c Tc 7c]
Seat 1: nip979 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: chilimeister (button) showed [Jd 9d] and won (6390) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 3: HeyGuyRH (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: QWERTYBird (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: tuckerbucket folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: swifterjet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: hardbargainr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: smithy321 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Lamb_of_John showed [As 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Eights


compare his hand (J9 :ad) to the flop and then ask yourself what the FUCK he was thinking with his move, and when i go AI over his raise, how does he even make the call with odds??

Johnny

Comments

  • Nexus-PokerNexus-Poker
    Here is what the fish was thinking: this guy is weak, i'm going to min reraise. Hmm, he went over the top, maybe he has a straight draw, or he hit the 6. Only a little bit more to call, I can still hit my J or 9
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    That's brutal, buddy. Maybe he misread his hand, or the board?

    It's good to see that donks will play $10 tournaments, not just $3! :D

    Just remember his name and register for every game he's in!

    JohnnieH
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    Happens to me all the time on stars. I can post lots that are just as brutal. The number of times I've watched runner runner straight or flushes come is sick. I sit and shake my head too but try to think those are the guys who make me money (or are supposed to).
  • BBC ZBBC Z
    There goes 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks.

    No one cares about your beats, learn to tell them to your stuffed animal collections and leave us alone.
  • SpicolSpicol
    Lamb_of_john wrote:
    what the FUCK he was thinking with his move, and when i go AI over his raise, how does he even make the call with odds??

    Maybe the raise on the flop wasn't the best move in the world but at the point you go AI, his call wasn't a bad one at all. There was $5820 in the pot and it was $570 to call. He's getting better than 10 to 1 on his money. Factoring in the possibility of a backdoor straight and/or flush he's getting right around the correct odds to call, even if he puts you on an 8.
  • YorkpokerYorkpoker
    BBC Z wrote:
    There goes 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks.

    No one cares about your beats, learn to tell them to your stuffed animal collections and leave us alone.

    I agree with this one. We've all been there.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Lamb_of_john wrote:
    Now, i'm not making a bad beat post, i just really wanted you guys to have a laugh.

    Hmmmm...
    BBC Z wrote:
    No one cares about your beats, learn to tell them to your stuffed animal collections and leave us alone.

    Huh....
    Lamb_of_john wrote:
    Now, i'm not making a bad beat post, i just really wanted you guys to have a laugh.

    Hmmm....
    BBC Z wrote:
    No one cares about your beats, learn to tell them to your stuffed animal collections and leave us alone.

    Huh....

    I know there's something I'm missing here, but damned if I just can't put my finger on it.

    Mark
  • beanie42beanie42
    DrTyore wrote:
    I know there's something I'm missing here, but damned if I just can't put my finger on it.
    The fact that saying "this isn't a bad beat post" doesn't automatically make it not a bad beat post, especially if a bad beat (albeit a mild one) is in it.

    Tough hand John, and I don't know why he would make this play, but it happens often enough that I think they teach it in "Donk 101".
  • Lamb_of_johnLamb_of_john
    BBC, your post made me laugh almost as much as this hand did.

    Your response makes me (and i'm sure others), want to post more beats just to get on your very, VERY short nerves!

    and just to RE-clarify, i wasnt posting this hand to complain, it was only a ten bucker. I was just trying to get some of my friends on here like Stp, zithal, DrTyore, etc... to share in a laugh at some complete idiots terrible move.

    Anyways BBC, if i tell my beats to my stuffed animal collection, they wont have snappy comments like you do to fire back.

    Johnny
  • stpboystpboy
    Johnny, I laughed. This would be the type of move I would pull against you, remember when I called your all in bluff with J7 off suit or something like that and I was ahead after the flop. Yeah, that was cool. This hand really reminded me of those days....thanks for sharing it buddy.

    stp
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Wow... here ya go Johnny..

    ** POCKET CARDS ***
    Dealt to DRTYORE [Qc Qh]
    EZSTACKZ - Folds
    JOHNNY7CASH - Folds
    OLD_GRINGO - Folds
    BUZZO - Raises $0.75 to $0.75
    MOORDIE - Folds
    DRTYORE - Raises $2 to $2.10
    10SWILD - Folds
    BUZZO - Calls $1.35
    *** FLOP *** [6d 4s 4h]
    DRTYORE - Bets $4
    BUZZO - Calls $4
    *** TURN *** [6d 4s 4h] [2c]
    DRTYORE - Bets $6
    BUZZO - Calls $6
    *** RIVER *** [6d 4s 4h 2c] [3s]
    DRTYORE - Checks
    BUZZO - All-In $50.42
    DRTYORE - All-In $36.50
    BUZZO - returned ($13.92) : not called
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BUZZO - Shows [6s 5s] (Straight, two to six)
    DRTYORE - Mucks
    BUZZO Collects $94.45 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total Pot($97.45) | Rake ($3)
    Board [6d 4s 4h 2c 3s]
    Seat 1: DRTYORE (small blind) HI: [Mucked] [Qc Qh]
    Seat 3: 10SWILD (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 4: EZSTACKZ Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 6: JOHNNY7CASH Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 7: OLD_GRINGO Folded on the POCKET CARDS
    Seat 8: BUZZO won Total ($94.45) All-In HI:($94.45) with Straight, two to six [6s 5s - P:6s,P:5s,B:4s,B:3s,B:2c]
    Seat 9: MOORDIE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
  • moosemoose
    Johnny obviously our friend here fell asleep reading his favourite book - Poker for Dummies and when he woke up after drooling all over the cover, he had the impression that a double gutshot was the same thing as a double belly buster.
  • BigChrisElBigChrisEl
    BBC Z wrote:
    There goes 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks.

    No one cares about your beats, learn to tell them to your stuffed animal collections and leave us alone.

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    With the title being worst hand i've ever seen..........i just cant believe what i just saw What did you think the post was going to be about?
  • HobbesHobbes
    moose wrote:
    Johnny obviously our friend here fell asleep reading his favourite book - Poker for Dummies and when he woke up after drooling all over the cover, he had the impression that a double gutshot was the same thing as a double belly buster.


    Doesn't everyone call a big raise with small soooooooted connectors..... :D
  • MetroMetro
    You do when you know you win a $100 pot for the initial $2 investment :)

    The irony of this hand is put the fine Dr. on 78s - makes all the same calls - I been witness to this before:)

    Luv ya Mark :D
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