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OMFG, its 3 AM, I'm drunk, and I hit the bonus on stars. I decide to log on and play a bit (which I never do when I have been drinking) Anyways, If anyone has been playing on stars this week, they have seen the 5 billion hand thing. So I'm drunk, still am, and i see the bonus thing come up in window, saying the next hand will be dealt om ten minutes. SO, i load up as many cash tables as posiidble, and hit in $1-$2 table for $2300. I am such a donk, I actually folded Pre flop, but my two pair waSNT GOOT ANYWAYS.
PokerStars Game #4993500000: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/05/20 - 06:11:16 (ET)
Table 'Lydia II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: No Jopke ($16.25 in chips)
Seat 2: byron211 ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: SamENoles#1 ($3.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Salva1 ($35 in chips)
Seat 5: ksv80 ($83 in chips)
Seat 6: TwoSure ($25.75 in chips)
TwoSure: posts small blind $0.50
No Jopke: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SamENoles#1 [Qs 4h]
byron211: folds
SamENoles#1: folds
Salva1: raises $1 to $2
ksv80: raises $1 to $3
TwoSure: folds
No Jopke said, "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No Jopke: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
Salva1: calls $2
ksv80: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [4c 3s 9c]
No Jopke: bets $1
Salva1: raises $1 to $2
ksv80: raises $1 to $3
No Jopke: calls $2
Salva1: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c 3s 9c] [6c]
No Jopke: checks
Salva1: bets $2
ksv80: raises $2 to $4
No Jopke: calls $4
Salva1: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [4c 3s 9c 6c] [Qc]
No Jopke: checks
Salva1: checks
ksv80: bets $2
No Jopke: calls $2
Salva1: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ksv80: shows [2c Ks] (a flush, Queen high)
No Jopke: mucks hand
Salva1: mucks hand
ksv80 collected $38.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.50 | Rake $1
Board [4c 3s 9c 6c Qc]
Seat 1: No Jopke (big blind) mucked [Ts Td]
Seat 2: byron211 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SamENoles#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Salva1 mucked [Js 9s]
Seat 5: ksv80 (button) showed [2c Ks] and won ($38.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: TwoSure (small blind) folded before Flop
tHOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I WON SOME CASH ANYWAYS
PokerStars Game #4993500000: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/05/20 - 06:11:16 (ET)
Table 'Lydia II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: No Jopke ($16.25 in chips)
Seat 2: byron211 ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: SamENoles#1 ($3.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Salva1 ($35 in chips)
Seat 5: ksv80 ($83 in chips)
Seat 6: TwoSure ($25.75 in chips)
TwoSure: posts small blind $0.50
No Jopke: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SamENoles#1 [Qs 4h]
byron211: folds
SamENoles#1: folds
Salva1: raises $1 to $2
ksv80: raises $1 to $3
TwoSure: folds
No Jopke said, "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No Jopke: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
Salva1: calls $2
ksv80: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [4c 3s 9c]
No Jopke: bets $1
Salva1: raises $1 to $2
ksv80: raises $1 to $3
No Jopke: calls $2
Salva1: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c 3s 9c] [6c]
No Jopke: checks
Salva1: bets $2
ksv80: raises $2 to $4
No Jopke: calls $4
Salva1: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [4c 3s 9c 6c] [Qc]
No Jopke: checks
Salva1: checks
ksv80: bets $2
No Jopke: calls $2
Salva1: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ksv80: shows [2c Ks] (a flush, Queen high)
No Jopke: mucks hand
Salva1: mucks hand
ksv80 collected $38.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.50 | Rake $1
Board [4c 3s 9c 6c Qc]
Seat 1: No Jopke (big blind) mucked [Ts Td]
Seat 2: byron211 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SamENoles#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Salva1 mucked [Js 9s]
Seat 5: ksv80 (button) showed [2c Ks] and won ($38.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: TwoSure (small blind) folded before Flop
tHOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I WON SOME CASH ANYWAYS
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