Alright, at least I have a new stick of deodorant ...

yup. 

62/250

not my proudest poker moment.

I did not look at a card for the first 22 minutes.  This was by design.  It really freaked out some of the people on my table (mostly the dealer though) as nobody could believe that I drove all the way to not look at cards.

Round 2, first or second hand, I see pocket 8's.  I raise ($250 on a $100 blind)  and dude to my left reraises another $400 (gulp).  I call and it's the two of us.  Flop comes 3 8 5.  I bet out $200 and he turns to me and says, "ready for your degree all in moment?"  I laughed and said sure.  He pushes and I flip my set.  He groans and shows red aces.  I hold up and HGHN.

6 hands later, I see pocket 6's.  I raise to $250, get 4 callers and the big blind folds.  Flop is 2 4 6.  I bet $800 and take it down.

Round 3 (antes at this point)

On my big blind I see AJ spades.  I triple the blinds ($600 to go) and everyone folds to the small blind.  He pushes another 600 or so into the pot and waits for me.  I call and flip to see his 8's.  Nothing on the board, he wins.

On my puck (on the next round of the puck) I see AJ clubs.  Basically the exact same thing happens.  I triple the blinds and dude to my right pushes.  He must have played and lost a few hands cause it comes back to me at $1300 or so.  I call again and see his 9's.  They hold up and I sigh again. 

I was actually ok for chips there.  I believe it was around there when I spiked an ace to knock someone out (AQ vs KK).

Anyhow, break and I go and look at the falls.  They're still awesome to behold and I still can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they say to themselves, "hey, I would love to know what it feels like to go over those falls in a barrel".

I digress.

Round 4 (at this point, there are 150 people left or so making the average stack appx $4000 - but there was a $50 ante and the blinds were $200-$400 - we were paying just under 30% of the average stack per round!!!!)

I see 8's under the gun and I make it $1000.  I get called all in by the guy 2 to my left and everyone else folds.  He flips 10 J off and hits a 10.  At least he was only in for $750.  Oh well - I gotta win a coin flip at SOME point, right?

WRONG!!

Nothing exciting for another round.  I was getting drained slowly by those stupid antes.  I picked up a pot or two with some position betting.

So I am under the gun in round 6 in which we were paying $100 ante and the blinds were $500/$1K.  Quick math says that I won't make another round ($2200 in my stacks at this point) - I peek and see A4 hearts.  So I raise all in and get called by a sweet old man on my direct left.  He says, "I think you have me beat" to which I said, "then muck your cards now".  I don't think he understood what I meant.

Anyhow, he flips pocket 4's (which were monsters today - the host kept announcing the all ins and there were pocket 4's seemingly all over the place and they were actually winning lots of stuff) - Flop is A54 and IGHN.

I get my bag o goodies and go drop it in the car (yay for valet - dropping that stupid bag in my car cost me 20 mins later in the day - the guy who brought my car to me forgot to write down where he moved it to when he returned it - no tip for him!).

Then I went to the poker pit where I saw a bunch of people looking dejected with their little goodie bags and their little player tags.

People, when you are at a conference, show or tournament like this and they give you a little thing to wear around your neck for easy ID, TAKE IT OFF WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED - it looks silly.  Plain old silly.  These are not back stage passes to the Alice Cooper concerts and you're not Wayne Campbell.

Anyhow, the line up is insane (6-12 had 78 people on the list) and I didn't need to play THAT badly.  So I was walking out the the $5 black jack table was calling me (did I just say that I didn't need to play that bad???). 

I sit down, cash $50 and end up winning $12.50.  I tip the dealer and the waitress and leave with my two red chips.  For some reason, I ended up putting that $10 into a slot machine that caught my eye.  Actually, it was the goddess playing the machine beside that one that caught my eye.  So I sat down and was immediately sorry when I caught a whiff of either body odour, flatulance, or some serious medical condition.  Nothing is worse than hot chicks who stink.  Oh - my $10 won me $1100!

So I am happy.  I waited for the little dude in the cart to pay me.  And then I went back to the poker pit to take a look at the $10/25 NL game there.  I didn't really care to sit down though (dunno why) and passed the Let it ride tables.  I sat down and 3 hands into the game, a dude who was betting $50 a spot lets it ride.  The dealer filps 2 queens and he is noticably agitated.  She flips his 3 cards - JQQ for quads.  He made $7500!!!

Anyhow, I got a few hands, nothing exciting.  Went over to 3 card poker.  Then I managed to get a bunch of pairs (A99 three times in a row - anyone wanna tell me the odds of that?) and some straights (AKQ and 678) so I left that table with $350.

Then I decided not to push my luck.  My tendancy is to go hot for a little while and then chase money down the drain.  I was up $1500 or so, enough's enough.

I cashed in, went to the tobacconist and bought a nice cigar.  You can still smoke in the bars in Niagara Falls for another few weeks and the Colorado/Anaheim game was on, so I asked where to go.  The valet (who lost my car) offered that the sports bar in the other casino was actually nice - so off I went.

And he was right.  It's really nice.  Not comperable to the sports bars in LV, but for Ontario, it was awesome.  A nice 20 oz draft and the ducks win 3-0.

Then I mosey over to the poker pit there (as it's 50 feet from the sports bar) and the 2/4 table was calling my name.  But alas, there was a wait.  So the nice lady there gave me a pager and off I went in search of entertainment.  Again, the black jack table got me. 

So I sit down and it turns into a nice hot shoe (for the players).  I upped my bets from $5 to $25 and managed to have one of those action hands (split 8's and double each of them - and you know that means the dealer will make that 5 showing into a 21 somehow), but it worked and I was up another $260.  Tips for the dealer and the pager goes.

So to the 2/4 table I go.

And it's your typical 2/4 game.  I think I was able to win another hundred or so there.  Basic play.  KJ suited, hit the jack, bet the whole way and I was only paid off by 4 of the 7 callers I had the whole way.  AK spades, I flop the A with the flush draw and it comes to me at 3 bets.  I capped and flushed the turn, and it came to me raised again.

So yeah.

Good day ($1900 or so), just not a $100,000 day. 

Good luck to anyone still in it.

Comments

  • Great report. 'Grats on your slot score, and the other smaller ones as well.
  • hey Aces - now that I have some $$$ burning a hole in my pants - when's the game? :D
  • Yorkpoker wrote:
    hey Aces - now that I have some $$$ burning a hole in my pants - when's the game?  :D

    I'd love to host another home game... it's been a loooooooong time. My poker table feels neglected. Sadly, my work schedule is kinda messed up right now... not sure when I'll be able to swing it.

    And of course, whenever I do get time off, I immediately check to see if there are any major tournaments happening. (Sarnia, Windsor, and the upcoming Turning Stone trip are evidence of that.)
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