Virus Warning Please Read.
Warning:
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not
have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
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