steven wright moment today

Yorkpoker

This was one of those moments when you sort of stare and appreciate the cosmic sense of humour (or irony).

Earlier this week I bought a new garbage can. I put out my old can to be removed but the dude left my old garbage can on the curb this AM.

*sigh*

Hobbes

You gotta tape a note to it.
That's what I did lol

kind of make you wonder how bad a garbage can has to be before the man takes it...

RAM_Eh

I believe it is impossible to throw out a garbage can by just leaving it on the curb. Even if you wright on it "please take can too".

It took me 4 garbage turns to get rid of mine. I had to cut it up into small pieces and stick it in the new can.

JohnnieH

Thanks for the laughs, guys!!!


JohnnieH

ps...What's wrong with having 2 garage cans?

Wolffhound

Two Garage Can's?

Problem is they take up the whole house.

Hobbes

Dead Money wrote:

I believe it is impossible to throw out a garbage can by just leaving it on the curb. Even if you wright on it "please take can too".

It took me 4 garbage turns to get rid of mine. I had to cut it up into small pieces and stick it in the new can.

Took me 3 tries to get rid of mine LOL

jpajamas

My favourite Steven Wrightism:
guy:
"this is a picture of me when I was younger"
Steven:
"OF COURSE, every picture of you, is a picture of you when you were younger..."

JohnnieH

jpajamas wrote:

My favourite Steven Wrightism:
guy:
"this is a picture of me when I was younger"
Steven:
"OF COURSE, every picture of you, is a picture of you when you were younger..."

That was Mitch Hedberg not Steven Wright.

gokorda

I'd never thought about throwing out a garbage can before now. fun concept though, as well as cause for many creative ways to dispose of one.

jpajamas

Then Steven Wright borrowed his line, because I've never seen Mitch Hedberg...

JohnnieH

jpajamas wrote:

Then Steven Wright borrowed his line, because I've never seen Mitch Hedberg...

http://hometown.aol.com/valleygirl1983/mitch.html

"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."

Hobbes

gokorda wrote:

I'd never thought about throwing out a garbage can before now. fun concept though, as well as cause for many creative ways to dispose of one.

Put in the garage and sell the house

Hobbes

pkrfce9

Is there a garbage can for old garbage cans? What do you do with it when it gets old?

jpajamas

Thanks for the link JohnnyH! This guy was funny as hell!

JohnnieH

jpajamas wrote:

Thanks for the link JohnnyH! This guy was funny as hell!

He was, jp. He died in March '05.

SOS

I never heard of him till now either,
Hillarious stuff though, too bad he died.

This was for me the funniest...

"I lke refried beans. I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time."

JohnnieH

Every other month or so, "Just for Laughs" play one of his sets.

He had a small role on "That 70s Show" in the late 90s. And he has a few CDs.

JohnnieH

moose

Johnny just for you:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

JohnnieH

moose wrote:

Johnny just for you:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

I've seen the webpage before, but Thanks Moose!!

JohnnieH

haddon

"I've got two straws in my drink, in case one breaks down."

"I was gonna get my teeth whitened but then I said, fuck that, I'll get a tan instead."

"I got so much tartar I don't dip my fishsticks in shit."

jpajamas

Excellent link Moose!