Funny pocket Aces hands

DrTyoreDrTyore
in Online Poker
So... I think that AA is one of those hands that results in the most heartwrenching or entertaining hands... so I'm kinda hoping this one becomes a regular topic, and I'll start it off with two pocket Aces hands that I found funny.

The first one is about the worst possible way to play AA pre-flop, post-flop, and (and obviously post-tournament)

Seat 1: rockem x ($5,303 in chips)
Seat 2: Big Slick J ($676 in chips)
Seat 3: bazilrayjac ($945 in chips)
Seat 4: nmartins11 ($1,411 in chips)
Seat 5: xXxFlawedxXx ($5,698 in chips)
Seat 6: buzare2000 ($3,452 in chips)
Seat 7: Potowatami ($6,740 in chips)
Seat 8: Blerg [2S,QH] ($3,045 in chips)
Seat 9: Guppy16 ($2,730 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Potowatami posts blind ($75), Blerg posts blind ($150).

PRE-FLOP
Guppy16 folds, rockem x calls $150, Big Slick J folds, bazilrayjac folds, nmartins11 bets $300, xXxFlawedxXx calls $300, buzare2000 folds, Potowatami calls $225, Blerg folds, rockem x calls $150.

FLOP [board cards 7S,9H,8D ]
Potowatami checks, rockem x bets $300, nmartins11 bets $1,111 and is all-in, xXxFlawedxXx calls $1,111, Potowatami bets $6,440 and is all-in, rockem x folds, xXxFlawedxXx calls $4,287 and is all-in.

TURN [board cards 7S,9H,8D,5H ]


RIVER [board cards 7S,9H,8D,5H,8S ]


SHOWDOWN
Potowatami shows [ JC,10D ]
nmartins11 shows [ AS,AC ]
xXxFlawedxXx shows [ AD,AH ]
Potowatami wins $1,042, Potowatami wins $8,574, Potowatami wins $4,983.
SUMMARY
Dealer: buzare2000
Pot: $14,599
rockem x, loses $600
Big Slick J, loses $0
bazilrayjac, loses $0
nmartins11, loses $1,411
xXxFlawedxXx, loses $5,698
buzare2000, loses $0
Potowatami, bets $6,740, collects $14,599, net $7,859
Blerg, loses $150
Guppy16, loses $0


Funny.. but SOOOOOOO badly played. Anyways.. this SECOND hand is the IDEAL situation for AA... though I'm shocked at the 2nd caller....

Seat 1: rockem x ($4,903 in chips)
Seat 2: Big Slick J ($1,952 in chips)
Seat 3: bazilrayjac ($1,815 in chips)
Seat 6: buzare2000 ($3,752 in chips)
Seat 7: Potowatami ($13,254 in chips)
Seat 8: Blerg [AC,AS] ($1,844 in chips)
Seat 9: Guppy16 ($2,480 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Potowatami posts blind ($100), Blerg posts blind ($200).

PRE-FLOP
Guppy16 folds, rockem x calls $200, Big Slick J calls $200, bazilrayjac folds, buzare2000 folds, Potowatami calls $100, Blerg bets $1,644 and is all-in, rockem x folds, Big Slick J bets $1,752 and is all-in, Potowatami calls $1,752.

FLOP [board cards 10D,KS,2S ]


TURN [board cards 10D,KS,2S,QH ]


RIVER [board cards 10D,KS,2S,QH,JH ]


SHOWDOWN
Big Slick J shows [ 7H,7C ]
Potowatami shows [ 7D,7S ]
Blerg shows [ AC,AS ]
Potowatami wins $108, Big Slick J wins $108, Blerg wins $5,732.
SUMMARY
Dealer: buzare2000
Pot: $5,948
rockem x, loses $200
Big Slick J, bets $1,952, collects $108, net -$1,844
bazilrayjac, loses $0
buzare2000, loses $0
Potowatami, bets $1,952, collects $108, net -$1,844
Blerg, bets $1,844, collects $5,732, net $3,888
Guppy16, loses $0

Comments

  • UnknownUnknown
    One quick note about pokerroom hand histories... I for one find them very difficult to read quickly.  I understand that all of the information is there... they are just not as concise as Stars or Party hh's.

    I recently posted a pokerroom hand and had those thoughts then, but now that I'm seeing pokerroom hh's objectively (ie: about hands I wasn't in) I REALLY believe that to be the case.  In future, I'm going to revise the format for PR hh's if I post a hand, and it might not be a bad idea for others to do the same.
  • QueenNineQueenNine
    One of many different ways I can lose with AA. I am probably the only player to have a severe losing record with AA, likely in the 20-25% won category. I hate them with a passion, but how can I get rid of them?

    PokerStars Game #4206575828: Tournament #20910484, Hold'em No Limit -
    Level IV (50/100) - 2006/03/07 - 12:30:31 (ET)
    Table '20910484 1' Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 2: zozopo (1075 in chips)
    Seat 3: MJChrist23 (2930 in chips)
    Seat 4: K9Jericho (2375 in chips)
    Seat 5: piper699 (2435 in chips)
    Seat 6: MDSGuy24 (880 in chips)
    Seat 7: GJW3853 (1525 in chips)
    Seat 9: murko (2280 in chips)
    MDSGuy24: posts small blind 50
    GJW3853: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to MDSGuy24 [As Ah]
    murko: calls 100
    zozopo: folds
    MJChrist23: folds
    K9Jericho: folds
    piper699: calls 100
    MDSGuy24: raises 100 to 200
    GJW3853: folds
    murko: calls 100
    piper699: calls 100
    *** FLOP *** [6c 2h 9h]
    MDSGuy24: bets 200
    murko: raises 300 to 500
    piper699: folds
    MDSGuy24: raises 180 to 680 and is all-in
    murko: calls 180
    *** TURN *** [6c 2h 9h] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [6c 2h 9h 8c] [Ts]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    MDSGuy24: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
    murko: shows [7h Th] (a straight, Six to Ten)
    murko collected 2060 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2060 | Rake 0
    Board [6c 2h 9h 8c Ts]
    Seat 2: zozopo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: MJChrist23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: K9Jericho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: piper699 (button) folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: MDSGuy24 (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of
    Aces
    Seat 7: GJW3853 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: murko showed [7h Th] and won (2060) with a straight, Six to Ten

    :as :ah <<< GFY!
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