In the spirit of NTP ...

SkittlePokerSkittlePoker
in Off Topic Lounge
I have patented masturbation.

You all owe me royalties.

I accept paypal.

Comments

  • moosemoose
    In the spirit of RIM:

    You invented nothing. You bought your technique off some guy in a back alley.

    But my technique is different and I practise in a different country so you get nothing.

    I challege your patent. All patents must be documented fully. Where are your pictures?

    I take you to court. Please demonstrate your patent in court.
  • beanie42beanie42
    moose wrote:
    I take you to court.  Please demonstrate your patent in court.
    Mistrial - hung jury...
  • ElElliottElElliott
    beanie42 wrote:
    moose wrote:
    I take you to court. Please demonstrate your patent in court.
    Mistrial - hung jury...

    HAHAHA! Ok...I'm in trouble now. Reading this at work and laughing my ass off.
  • pkrfce9pkrfce9
    If he demonstrates his technique in court, I'm sure he'll get off.
  • BlondeFishBlondeFish
    What is masturbation? :fish:
  • ddmilcanddmilcan
    pkrfce9 wrote:
    If he demonstrates his technique in court, I'm sure he'll get off.

    Do you mean on the charges?

    10 zillion Rabbits can't be wrong, carrots are good!!

    Milton Slim (not yet)
  • ddmilcanddmilcan
    BlondeFish wrote:
    What is masturbation? :fish:

    It is a card game where you have a partner, however if you have a good HAND, you can go ALONE!!!



    Milton SLim (not yet)

    Funny thread!!!LOL
  • SkittlePokerSkittlePoker
    My team is fully prepared to demonstrate my patent before a panel of judges.

    Once the demonstration has concluded you are more then welcome to re-examine my patent and, if required, I can demonstrate my patent again. Diminished returns will be incurred which adds to my claim.

    I have yet to decide whether a "per stroke" royalty will be applied or on a per instance basis. I expect that revenues would fall short on a per-stroke basis for some people.

    Once again, I accept paypal.
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    If you need an experienced consultant for the stand, please find Dr. Tyore. He has years of experience, and is the most qualified Medical Practicer in this field.

    Johnnie

    PS...Sorry Mark!!
  • GrahamGraham
    I'll pay you 615 million dollars to drop this sbject guys.
  • westside8westside8
    sloth wrote:
    I'll pay you 615 million dollars to drop this sbject guys.

    I'll take that through EMT please! :D
  • roketinpoketroketinpoket
    sloth wrote:
    I'll pay you 615 million dollars to drop this sbject guys.

    Uh, you only have $999,560.00cpf bucks. Better start posting more.
  • specialKspecialK
    SkittlePoker wrote:
    I have patented masturbation.

    You all owe me royalties.

    I accept paypal.


    where do you come up with this stuff... lol
  • GrahamGraham
    do you know about the whole NTP~RIM patent fiasco specialk? If not, it's a looooong 4 year story. :)
  • haddonhaddon
    sloth wrote:
    do you know about the whole NTP~RIM patent fiasco specialk? If not, it's a looooong 4 year story. :)

    This thread would suck if you didn't know the history. Haha.
  • specialKspecialK
    sloth wrote:
    do you know about the whole NTP~RIM patent fiasco specialk? If not, it's a looooong 4 year story. :)

    yeah i know the basics...
    sloth wrote:
    I'll pay you 615 million dollars to drop this sbject guys.

    i think it was 612.5 million in the case or RIM and NTP
  • GrahamGraham
    very right you are...I guess I was rounding up :) gee, you'd think I'd know better considering...

    http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/060304/blackberry_battle.html?.v=3

    long live da' blackberry.
Sign In or Register to comment.
HomeDiscussionsToggle Dark Mode