The hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Ok, if you've ever received one of those scam emails from someone declaring themselves to be a Nigerian prince trying to get your bank account number for a transfer...well, this is a group of guys that reply to them and try to see how far they will go to get the money.
They mostly reply caliming to be ministers in a phony church like "Our holy church of fish and bread" and first make the scammers go through a ritual to become a member:
the image above got this reply from the "minister"
"Dear Sir,
Blessings to you today, and thank you for your email.
The completed form is 100% acceptable. I send my thanks to you for completing it in a most excellent way.
Sadly, I have to tell you that the photograph you sent was rejected by the Donation Committee. If you will remember, we required that the photograph be LARGE and that the FISH must be on your head. Unfortunately the fish appears to be in some kind of basket and the Donation Committee have deemed this unacceptable. I am sorry but I will have to make a request that you take a larger image and also pose the fish properly."
So, the scammer replied with this:
They are downright hillarious (though it takes a long time to read them)
I recommend this one:
http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
They mostly reply caliming to be ministers in a phony church like "Our holy church of fish and bread" and first make the scammers go through a ritual to become a member:
the image above got this reply from the "minister"
"Dear Sir,
Blessings to you today, and thank you for your email.
The completed form is 100% acceptable. I send my thanks to you for completing it in a most excellent way.
Sadly, I have to tell you that the photograph you sent was rejected by the Donation Committee. If you will remember, we required that the photograph be LARGE and that the FISH must be on your head. Unfortunately the fish appears to be in some kind of basket and the Donation Committee have deemed this unacceptable. I am sorry but I will have to make a request that you take a larger image and also pose the fish properly."
So, the scammer replied with this:
They are downright hillarious (though it takes a long time to read them)
I recommend this one:
http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
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