Poker Zingers!
I'll start with a tried and tested one:
Anytime you get to show a tight after someone has turned over some inferior hand, like trips or a straight, you go "I hope you were planning on using those rags to wash my boat."
Okay - acutally, that line kinda sucks. If someone said that to me, I would be like, "Um, not really. But now I am thinking about using my foot to kick your ass!"
I'm sure somebody has got some fresh material...lay it on us, mang!
Anytime you get to show a tight after someone has turned over some inferior hand, like trips or a straight, you go "I hope you were planning on using those rags to wash my boat."
Okay - acutally, that line kinda sucks. If someone said that to me, I would be like, "Um, not really. But now I am thinking about using my foot to kick your ass!"
I'm sure somebody has got some fresh material...lay it on us, mang!
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Since nobody knows any good zingers, I will add another..
I noticed that confused one and hellmuthfan have the same signature, a famous poker quote about if you can't spot the sucker in the first 20 minutes at the table...
So guys - what happens if you both were playing at the same table...who is the sucker? Do you guys just cut the cards? :P :P :P
"Um, not really. But now I am thinking about using my foot to kick your ass!"
LMAO
Chuck Norris is one BAD-ASS
hellmuthfan looks at me and ask, " which way did the sucker go? which way? "
my response: " what's a sucker? " :shock: :? :shock:
I tend in the other direction...
Dealer: "Open up!"
Opponent: "Trip Kings!"
Me: "Broadway..." *yawn* (scoop scoop scoop)
Oops, sorry, wrong thread...
Regards,
all_aces
ROFLMFAO