10 Commandments of poker
I saw this on another web site and found it amusing (not true but amusing)
10) Thou shall NEVER fold your pocket aces or kings
9) Thou shall go all in with pocket kings and aces regardless of position
8) Thou shall beech about having these cards cracked for any cause
7) Thou shall marry your ace rags til death do you part
6) Thou shalt play any 2 suited cards
5) Thou shalt raise these cards if one is a face card
4) Thou shalt not blame Gus Hansen for your all-in 58os play
3) Thou shalt not take the lords (Phil Hellmuth) name in vein
2) Thou shall mock thy other low limit player and his play
1) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors chipstack
10) Thou shall NEVER fold your pocket aces or kings
9) Thou shall go all in with pocket kings and aces regardless of position
8) Thou shall beech about having these cards cracked for any cause
7) Thou shall marry your ace rags til death do you part
6) Thou shalt play any 2 suited cards
5) Thou shalt raise these cards if one is a face card
4) Thou shalt not blame Gus Hansen for your all-in 58os play
3) Thou shalt not take the lords (Phil Hellmuth) name in vein
2) Thou shall mock thy other low limit player and his play
1) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors chipstack
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