Gotta laugh it off

lmbb50

After a so-so day playing poker on line I was making up potato salad and I came up with this joke.

"Why should you never cut out the bad spots on a potato?"
"Because you will hurt its peelings."

Quite a groaner, but it made me smile after my so-so day of playing. Hey, my wife laughed. LOL.

literation

Here's one.

I've had downtime the last week so my girlfriend says 'You've spent the whole week playing poker, bet bet bet, call call call."  to which I replied
"You're right, I should raise more."

Jay

lmbb50 wrote:

After a so-so day playing poker on line I was making up potato salad and I came up with this joke.

"Why should you never cut out the bad spots on a potato?"
"Because you will hurt its peelings."

Quite a groaner, but it made me smile after my so-so day of playing. Hey, my wife laughed. LOL.

LMAO!!

Adam**

Raise more..OMFG ROFLMAO,that is way too funny. Made my day.

ddmilcan

I love Bananas, because they have "a Peel"

ddmilcan

Picture your hands infront of you Face up

If you have a tennis ball in your left hand
and a tennis ball in your right hand
KNOW WHAT YOU GOT?

a tennis ball in each hand

ddmilcan

Same picture

If you have a golf ball in your left hand
and a golf ball in your right hand
KNOW WHAT YOU GOT?

a golf ball in each hand

ddmilcan

Same picture ( hands up)

If you got a moth ball in your left hand
AND (guess what's next ) a moth ball in your right hand

KNOW WHAT YOU GOT?


a mighty big moth by the balls