Stupid moves in poker!!!

I was jsut reading through the thread about weirdest things seen in poker, things liek quads being beat by bigger quads, all kinds of stuff liek that. but all i coudl think of whenever people say stuff like "ouch that must have hurt" or "what a bad move" is all the times i have mis-read the board or forgotten my hole cards and thought i had something different.

so here is the question kiddies, has anyone else made just rediculous moves that cost them alot? were you REALLY on tilt after it?? ScottyZ gave an example in that pre-mentioned thread where the board was 6666A and some guy bets and the next guy folds. WOW!!

are these just beginner mistakes? (try not to be to harsh here STP.....) or have you done such things later on in your poker careers??

Thanks guys.

Johnny

Comments

  • That was classic when you re-raised all in with the board showing Q :d: 5 :d: 2 :d: and got called by Steve's nut flush, John says "C'mon, no diamond! No diamond!". You got your wish, and were out of the tournament with two pair. Hilarious.

    stp
  • if you re-called that one correctly shannon, you woudl have remembered steve called all-in. and i called him because i thought i was holding the Q :d:


    "no diamonds, No diamonds" the best part was the look on everyones face when i said that. everyone looked at me really funny.

    Johnny
  • I blew $50 in one hand when I was quite sure I hit a set and didn't look back at my hand.

    I doubt the 10-12 beers I had before this hand had anything to do with it.
  • I really wish I could recall the cards and board, but I remember once playing some trashy hand trying to steal a pot from the button. On the flop I had an open ended straight and bet again as a semi bluff. On the turn I hit the str8 and my opponent bet into me. I looked down at my hole cards, and realized I had different hole cards than I thought I had. Oops! No str8, no pair, no draw, nada. It was a NL cash game and the pot was pretty big, and I had a fair amount invested in it already. Came down to two options, go all-in or fold... I went all-in and thankfully he laid it down. If I remember right, I THOUGHT I had 7-4, but I actually had 7-3. Sheesh.
  • Ok so this hand didn't involve me, but it fits the theme of the thread.

    So I'm in Vegas couple years back and swing by the Bellagio Poker Room with my wife and another couple just to show them what a happenin' poker room is like. So we saddle up behind a table to watch a few hands with some BIG MONEY on the line. I'm not sure the limits being played .....but there was LOTS of money on the table. I remember one VERY young asian lady sitting with a MOUNTAIN of chips..I estimated it at around $20 K - $25 K and a few others were similarly heeled. Complicating things was the fact that at this table, cash also played and a few players had piles of bills in front of them...very hard to estimate their $ value.

    Anyway, in the hand in question the young asian lady bets a big chunk on the river into the guy I'm standing near. He ponders for a minute or so, and then picks up his wad of bills and proceeds to count through them much like a bank teller would. This goes on for 15 or 20 seconds...I remember thinking he must've counted around 30 or 40 bills or so - and they were hundreds - so call it $3 K or $4 K. He announces his raise and throws the bills down. She calls and the dealer asks buddy to turn his cards over. As he does so, this look of utter horror flashes across his face and I COULD CLEARLY READ HIS LIPS - and he said to himself "FUUUUCK !! I thought I had a straight!!" He actually had the hand referred to as JACK SHIT and lost the pot. I walked away chuckling to myself thinking 2 distinct things - i) I can't imagine having $30 000 in my pocket and walking into a casino to play a little poker like the asian girl who couldn't have been 26 years old and ii) even at these levels, people make HUGE mistakes. THis clown couldn't even remember his two hole cards. And this second thought made the first thought seem a wee bit hasty; perhaps fishing for flounder like that is exactly where someone with $30 000 SHOULD be sitting down.
  • Can't remember the exact circumstances and what was on board but my brother in law and myself were at the casino when he did a boneheaded move. He basically thought he hit a set on the flop, ended up going over the top of someones large raise after a flop and having them call. He flips over a pocket pair of sixes and loses. Basically he thought he had hit a set but without his glasses on he somehow misread an 8 for a 6 and all he had was the pair. That mistake cost him a few hundered and bunch of WTF stares.
  • I seem to remember...

    Though this didn't cost me a lot or may not be seen as incredibly stupid.... I'll make Lamb of John feel a little better. The biggest screw up I've ever done was to go all in when LoJ called an initial blind steal b/c I shoulda known he had 2nd pair (10s), then the river was a 10, and I had an ace... I think there was two pair on the board, and I thought we'd chop, so I went all in... John of course called with a full house.

    Mark
  • Back before I knew better, I had gone all in preflop and thought I hit something. A few live players were betting and raising and such. I thought most of the way through that my hand was toast (i hit trips or something) and on the river when one guy flips top pair for some reason I mucked my hand. I can't explain it, and the worst part is that nobody saw my mistake, so I had to live with it until now.

    It feels good to purge myself of that memory.
  • Well here's some silly chat in poker...

    Only story that comes to mind right now, playing 1/2 NL Holdem on Stars and board completes for example QQ2QQ.  I know there were 4 Queens and a low card.  I make a big bet on the river and HU opponent quickly folds.  I type:

    Me: I had it.
    3rd party player: 5 of a kind?
    Me: Yep.
    3rd party player: VNH
  • i was playing at azims $60 re-buy tournament a few months back. i look down and see A5o. i am short stacked and push all in and get maybe 4 callers "Frack, fricken damn POOP crappers McFuckidy"!!!!

    Somehow i think i have A9o and just keep forgetting to look back at my hole cards.

    Guy to my left raises big and gets one caller. on the turn. Big bets and gets caller to fold. flop holds a 5 and the river is a 5. when guy to my left shows his great play on bottom pair that he managed to get everyopne else out of the pot with, and i see no 9 on board, i muck my hand.

    Everyone asks what i had and i say A9, and they all say well dont muck and the dealer reaches in and pulls over My A5o. I HAD A SET DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!

    an di mucked it ending my tourney.

    wish i woudl have taken a better look.

    Johnny
  • Playing in a tournament at home and am dealt KK. Four players are in the hand and a K hits on the flop. Massive betting and raising going on (putting me all in) and, when the smoke clears, every one shows their hand. One by one I realize I have them all beat and when it gets to me I dramatically grab my hand and SLAM it down on the table for all to see...

    72o

    ...thanks, Shannon, the guy who switch my hole cards without my knowledge. Best practical joke over.
  • Zithal, that reminds me of a joke my roomate and i pulled on a friend of ours in 3rd yr university.

    I started shuffling, and his phone rang so he went out in the hallway to talk. During that time we dealt him pocket A's, dealt my roomate KK, and some crap hand for me. We rigged the deck so flop came AKK. We were curious of his reaction. Of course he checked it to my roomate who bet...it just went into an all in fest. Before the showdown I was trying to enduce side bets to see who had a better hand, my friend who had AA, bet us a pizza that he had my roomate dominated. Lets just say we enjoyed our pizza and that joke thoroughly afterwards.
  • At a tourney at Zithal's, I "knew" Johnnie had something, he was short-stack, and I thought he would move all-in. However, I decided to call the blind on the button anyways, and when he moved all-in, I called without hesitation. He turned over 10-10 (I put him on pockets, although not that high), and I turned over 2-3o. This was a pure brain-fart and I wish I could say I misread my cards, or that I was thinking "fold" and had a "Rammy" moment. For some reason my thought process was "I can't win the hand without a perfect board, but he's short-stack". Probably the most embarressing hand I've ever played, and I exited the tourney shortly after that.
  • This wasn't my own stupid play, just someone elses.

    Today I am playing in a 5/10 game.

    Board flops 10 10 2 (I can't remember the suits)

    I bet 5 and get raised, I reraise and someone caps it. (Weird betting pattern at this table)

    Turn comes 6

    3 of us left in the pot, UTG bets 10, I raise, and get reraised, it gets capped again

    River comes 4

    UTG checks, I bet 10, 3rd guy folds

    That's when the stupid play comes in, UTG types to me "Do you have a 10?" I type "Nope"

    He raises to 20, I reraise, he thinks and thinks and thinks before he just calls.

    Then my pocket 10s are revealed and he FREAKS on me in chat. :D

    Calls me every name in the book, I am a F____ing liar, a F_____ing Scumbag, you name it.

    I typed "You asked if I had a 10, I didn't lie, I had 2 of them, if you asked me if I had 2 10s I would have told you. :D
  • Playing in an online limit tournament, I had KK which was an overpair to the board the whole way. A nearly all-in player and I rammed and jammed pre-flop and flop, taking along a 3rd player for the ride. On the turn I bet, the active player called and the ramming and jamming player called the portion of the bet to go all-in.

    River completed both obvious straight and flush draws that the 3rd player might have had, so I checked. Even so, the pot was enourmous, and I easily had a call here. The pot was almost equal to the average stack, and at this point, I only had ~2 big bets remaining in my own stack after all the fireworks going off on the present hand.

    I clicked the wrong button and folded. To be honest, the reason for my mistake was emotional, and I was steaming at the probable beat when the draw arrived, and was trying to make a quick check and call, in some sense, to get the hand over with.

    Turns out that the active player had rivered 2 pair, so I actually made a top notch FTOP-fold, but it was a horrible fold in reality.

    ScottyZ
  • For me, the last BSC, where Zithal raised 400 pre-flop, and I call with A10 :h:.
    The flop is QJJ, Rob bets 200 and I raise All-In. Rob breaks the All-time speed record for calling, and flips over QJ. D'OH!!!!!!!!!! I thought he was just pushing me around. Wow, did I feel like an ass.

    On the weird side of poker, Mario and I were heads-up in a long game, and had been drinking heavily. Mario, being the goofy drunk that he is says "I'm all-in blind!". I call, thinking that he has garbage, with K-10 or something and he turns over AA!! D'OH!!!! What are the odds?

    JohnnieH
  • JohnnieH wrote:
    he turns over AA!!  D'OH!!!!  What are the odds?
    220:1
  • Yeah, I guess the odds are the same whether or not he's loaded!

    JohnnieH
  • this is about the middle stages of an online tourny, and im in  LMP with about 2x the avg chip stack...

    blinds were 2k/4k  and UTG (who was really tight and had a stack of about 15k) just limps.... UTG+1 riases to 12k, and the player to my right makes in 24k
    i cant wait to get out the way, as i look down at 10-7off and go to muck it  -  but somehow i push the raise button....  

    i have everyone covered and  UTG calls with AA, UTG+1 calls with QQ, and the player on my left pushes the rest of his chips (15k) with his KK

    i call and get crippled, with the worst misclick of my life
  • I once saw someone in a Stars $11+R take a rebuy ($10 for T1,500) during the "last chance" period after the last hand of the rebuy period and before the break, and then not take the add-on ($10 for T2,000).

    ScottyZ
  • the_main wrote:

    i call and get crippled, with the worst misclick of my life

    I did that once when I was multi-tabling 2 tourneys at once. I was actually in the money already on one table but short-stacked when I flopped a full house on the other...I clicked raise on the wrong table and went allin with 10 3 or something.
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