Online one liners
in Online Poker
The chat feature on most sites adds something unique to the game. lol
What is your favorite line heard or said by you in an online game or tourney?
My fav that I used once was...
Some guy called me down to the wire once, then folds on my river bet. He then asks if I had the hand he'd pegged me for. I was bluffing. I answered paraphrasing from Rounders. lol
"I'm sorry John, I really don't remember." Got a few chuckles from the table too. lol
The fave I've heard? Way too many to count. lmao Trash talking seems to be abundant online.
One of many faves I've seen more than once is, "Why would you call with that hand?" lol I must have seen that one 20 times by now in various games. lol
What is your favorite line heard or said by you in an online game or tourney?
My fav that I used once was...
Some guy called me down to the wire once, then folds on my river bet. He then asks if I had the hand he'd pegged me for. I was bluffing. I answered paraphrasing from Rounders. lol
"I'm sorry John, I really don't remember." Got a few chuckles from the table too. lol
The fave I've heard? Way too many to count. lmao Trash talking seems to be abundant online.
One of many faves I've seen more than once is, "Why would you call with that hand?" lol I must have seen that one 20 times by now in various games. lol
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stp
another girl says, "maybe they don't have keyboards"
the 1st girl replies, "or they're all naked"
:?
I don't know why I thought it was funny, but I thought it was really really funny.
hmmm, sounds almost like "I have a great personality".
ScottyZ
Before it even ended, I couldn't wait to share the laughs on here.
I was in a $5 + $.50 tourney tonite, and was doing fine until I lost about half my stack on a hand. No problem. I go on tilt next hand, lol, and end up all-in preflop against pocket A's. I have an i/s straight draw. I gun the guy down on the river. Again, no problem. It's also happened to me before too, and I'm sure it will again someday. I've learned to get over it.
This guy couldn't. He railed on and on about how crummy a play it was.
(reminded me of Hellmuth in a way, lol) From his language, you could tell he wasn't very old. (fags, tools, polesmokers, beyotches, as well as the usual swear words too, lol) He cursed us out, and then when the whole table turned on him. lol He started dragging out the game by timing out on every hand he would fold, still ranting and cursing us all out too. lol He was reported by about 3 of us to Support. I even warned him about server logs, etc, before it even happened. He laughed it off. Right up until they muted him from the Support office. lol Before they cut him off, I was down to 250 chips, with him riding me steady with wisecracks etc. He had about 2500 chips left. Then I calmly told him I'd take all his money. He laughed, swore, threatened, etc. After support cut off his mouth, we all made fun of him until he was knocked out, by me, about 50 hands later. lmao Right before I pulled him all-in on the last hand, I thanked him for his chips. He must have burst a vein for sure. lmao If you see this loser on Stars, his name is pufftuff. I ended up finally taking 3rd, and part of that money was his. Right after it happened, I even said, "That was almost better than sex." Big laughs around the table. Puff didn't have much to say. lol
Of course I hit him with "Puff the Silent Dragon" at one point too. I wish I could get a transcript. It was priceless. 8)
You probably can. Chat is normally included in the hand histories.
ScottyZ
...LOL...maybe they think it's MSN
...healthy girl...hmmmmmmm :shock:
...Scotty no!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the "Damn monkeys" again :shock:
All of the ones I've requested so far never had full chat included. Just the hand play itself. It's not that big a deal, but thanks for the reply Scotty.