Great Poker Joke
Got this of Recpoker. Made me laugh.
Poker Face.
Two couples were
playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed Bobs wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress!
Shocked by this,
Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to
the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Jim courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it but it will
cost you $500."
After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. She tells him
that since
her husband Bob works Friday afternoons and Jim doesn't, Jim
should
be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled
around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to
the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and
left.
As usual, Bob came
home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Jim come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her
throat Sue answered "Why yes, he id stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly
skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
did he give you $500?"
In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500."
Bob, with a
satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. Jim came by the office this
morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house his
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my
friends, is a poker player!
Poker Face.
Two couples were
playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
table to pick them up, he noticed Bobs wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear
under her dress!
Shocked by this,
Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to
the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Jim courageously admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it but it will
cost you $500."
After taking a
minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. She tells him
that since
her husband Bob works Friday afternoons and Jim doesn't, Jim
should
be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled
around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m
sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to
the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and
left.
As usual, Bob came
home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Jim come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her
throat Sue answered "Why yes, he id stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly
skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
did he give you $500?"
In terror she
assumed that somehow he had found out and after
mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500."
Bob, with a
satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
saying,"Good, I was hoping he did. Jim came by the office this
morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house his
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my
friends, is a poker player!