Picking Up Chicks Online

DIELAUGHINGDIELAUGHING
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They're all f#%d up, has anyone else noticed.

I swear i'd be better off sitting in any apartment building lobby for a few hours.

I have a girlfriend, and get plenty of poonpoon, but i'm addicted to swindling ladies, a nasty habit i have yet to rid myself of.

I put up a link to my gambling site on a few of these dating places along with my pic, trying to get a little extra traffic to my website, and what happens, i get these 50 year old chicks wantin me to throw em a bone, it's brutal man, i really don't want to see nudie pics of chicks older than my mom.

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  • GrahamGraham
    is poonpoon in the poutine family?
  • WaterLooserWaterLooser
    Nope, it is part of the pie family.
  • UnknownUnknown
    If I remember correctly from one of your earlier posts, you are an actor who plays the "hunk/stud" type, right?  Actually, I believe the quote right before the "hunk/stud" reference was: "I must confess, i never really appreciated how incredibly good looking i am."

    I can see how excessive 'poonpoon' must really be a problem.

    Ummm.... do you even PLAY poker?
  • DIELAUGHINGDIELAUGHING
    all_aces wrote:
    If I remember correctly from one of your earlier posts, you are an actor who plays the "hunk/stud" type, right?  Actually, I believe the quote right before the "hunk/stud" reference was: "I must confess, i never really appreciated how incredibly good looking i am."

    I can see how excessive 'poonpoon' must really be a problem.

    Ummm.... do you even PLAY poker?

    Do i play poker ?

    you mean you don't know me

    i hold a 2-0 record heads up vs Gus Hansen this year

    i play, not often, but well enough when i do

    and what the hell is that warning about
  • BBC ZBBC Z
    you so CrAzY!
  • Flint BonesFlint Bones
    I like comedy.
  • whiterabbitwhiterabbit


    i hold a 2-0 record heads up vs Gus Hansen this year

    Oh, nice to meet you.  Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    and what the hell is that warning about

    I was the one who gave this warning. It was for a post in another thread (since deleted) which was a link to a website which is an affiliate link farm.

    ScottyZ
  • DIELAUGHINGDIELAUGHING
    ScottyZ wrote:
    and what the hell is that warning about

    I was the one who gave this warning. It was for a post in another thread (since deleted) which was a link to a website which is an affiliate link farm.

    ScottyZ


    Edit [ScottyZ}: Spam deleted.

    You guys don't believe my Gus Hansen story, well, Gus signed and gave me his shirt as a momento, he is also on my e-mail contact list, he is very cool, since i live in TO, anyone of you can come by and see for yourselves, or i can just wear his shirt to a local tourny.
  • JeremyJeremy
    I believe it is on the same family as Capillus Tridacna gigas.
  • Big EBig E
    DIELAUGHING wrote:
    he is also on my e-mail contact list, he is very cool

    I have Heather Locklear on my contact list, she is very cool, she has never given me her shirt (aside from the odd dream?), I have never played poker with her (again aside from a few dreams, and the 'pokeher' didn't include any cards), come to think of it she has never ever spoken to me.....but does that still make me important?
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