A belated welcome to our newest Global Moderator...

...Dave Scharf! [Audio cue: fanfare, cheers, and party noisemaker sounds]

Dave has always been the local Moderator of his own forum section, "Off topic Lounge". [checks earpiece] No, wait, I'm being told it's called "Ask Dave Scharf".

The astute forum reader may have noticed that, during the latest forum change/upgrade, Dave was granted Global Mod status. This was completely intentional.

Shortly before the forum changeover, Sloth (Mr. Admin-type-guy), together with input from the existing Mods, had decided to grant Dave this most prestigious title, and the nearly limitless forum powers that go along with it: X-ray vision, automatic enrollment in the PokerForum.ca pension plan, access to the company car (all we could afford is a Geo), $30,000 in PokerStars Play Money, and access1 to any Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge in the country.

So, many congrats to Global Moderator Dave, and thanks for all the fish.

:fish: :fish: :fish:

[Audio cue: more party noisemaker sounds]

ScottyZ

1Access may be limited or unavailable during times when Maple Leaf Lounge and/or local airport security guards are on duty.

Comments

  • Bwahahahahahaha. My plan has worked perfectly. Now to don my hobnail boots and start stomping!
  • I can't think of a hoopier frood to grant this prestigious status to.
  • Bwahahahahahaha. My plan has worked perfectly. Now to don my hobnail boots and start stomping!

    Uh-oh. We were concerned that this much power would go straight to your head. And feet.

    I mean, now he's not only got his own forum section, but he's a full Mod to boot.

    Just in case the Mod power struggle starts to get out of hand, I've got to put my foot down about something. I've got dibs on the Geo on Wednesdays.1

    ScottyZ

    1With so many pedal references in the post, I figured this would be appropriate.
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