You know you play way to much poker when....
the border guard on your way back to Canada says this " How long in the US? ME: " Oh about 6 hours. BG: Playing poker eh?"
Smething about us coming home at 6 am buggy eyed that tipped her off.
time to quit I think.
Red
Smething about us coming home at 6 am buggy eyed that tipped her off.
time to quit I think.
Red
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US Border guard: Where do you live?
Me & Wife: Cornwall
USBG: Where are you going?
Me: The casino.
USBG: Weren't you just there last night?
Me: ahhh...yeah.
USBG: ok... go ahaed!!
But then I realized that they may punch in the info we give them on the way to the USA and then bring it up by license plate on the way back in.
see, calm rationale thinking prevails
Me: ahhh...yeah.
i thought this was a much better response than "Who are you?... My mother??"
"how would you like me to drop-kick your ass back to mooseland?"
or,
"Sir, you've just been flagged as a potential terrorist - please bend over"
* dons some rubber gloves *
A month or two back I was driving and saw a huge sign that read: "Poker Tourney....!"
After my double take, I saw it was for a deli: "Pork, Turkey, etc"
I laughed. Then I cried, it became a part of who I am today.
Somehow, I have actually gotten my better half to support my love of the game. We're looking to buy a house now and she keeps asking me if there's enough room in any place we see to hold a poker game.
I think that's an indication that I am a little too into it ...
As of December 31st, 2006 you will need a passport to travel by air or sea into the United States from Canada.
As of December 31st, 2007 you will need a passport to DRIVE into the United States from Canada.
Documentary Requirements for Entry To The United States