$5/5 NL Cash Game in Markham GTA Toronto Scarborough No Limit Holdem Poker

Hello Splashers!

Welcome to $5/5 NL, 10% max 40. where there is free food, free cigs all night, this is a smokey environment. Nice and friendly environment with nice servers so you don't have to get it yourself. We have a very large and comfortable environment and lounge area, all carpet.

Come join the action close to home every Thursday nights starting 9pm running through the night.
$300 awarded to the player with the highest hand every 3 hours.

Please ask any questions. Thanks!

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  • crippled wrote: »
    $5/5 NL, 10% max 40

    I hope I can get a kiss first.

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  • Good lord are those dice chips in a 5/5 game?????
  • Bfillmaff wrote: »
    Good lord are those dice chips in a 5/5 game?????

    And cheap Costco water..... Yep dice chips with stickers, kinda open season huh?

    Likely $500.+ coming off the table every hour at least....
  • Jimmy can beat this game

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  • Not quite dice chips but close enough. Those are the next generation after dice chips when 14g "casino weight" started hitting the market. Still available at most poker store real cheap. Commonly called royal flush, 4 ace, eclipse, black diamond, depending on the stickers. Those are a combination of the Royal Flush and 4-Ace chips. Most private games I've been to use those or similar chips like Monte Carlos or three-stripes (all 14g commercial chips). Players at those games neither know nor care about good chips. They just want crazy action.
  • Uhh there's no point in using any nicer chips.
    This is a small 5/5 game. No one playing here cares what the chips look like. They're here for the money they cash out. We've been open for 10 years using the same chips from a long time ago. We have nice chips, but not for this small game.

    Sounds like a lot of scared excuses about why not to play poker in a poker forum.

    If you want Fiji water and think you're in the WSOP, bring it yourself you baller you.

    You can't beat the rake underground, that's the level of your skill.

    You can't beat the long drive and slow dealers and tight players at casinos.

    You can't beat the rng online.

    Just keep taking about playing poker.


    Our players buy in 1-2k, rebuy until the game ends and they'll never fold to your bluff.


    Keep your excuses coming ladies.
  • Card Dead wrote: »
    Players at those games neither know nor care about good chips. They just want crazy action.


    And crazy action is what we provide.
    Finally someone with some knowledge.

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  • With that rake no one is making money except the house...
  • compuease wrote: »
    With that rake no one is making money except the house...
    Nuh uh. Jimmy!

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  • These games aren't about beating the rake. It's rich whales blowing off steam. The house provides the arena and these guys are more than willing to pay the rake just for a chance to shoot and get their fix. If you are a very good player and don't run terribly, you can beat the rake, but it's very risky and very swingy.

    Crippled, you're fishing in the wrong pond. There are but a handful of people on here that would have the pockets to play in your game, not saying they'd be interested. BTW, your sales skills need much work.
  • I'd like to get Pimps take on this as I think he may be the only regular underground player left here. But I do think the rake makes these unbeatable in the long term.. Short term you may, but longer, nah...
  • Comp...... I do not give any of these underground games any business. I did for years when there were live cash players. Sadly these days most of these underground games are built around 2 or 3 suckers with money and 6 or 7 house players or other clubs players that are trading action on 'the sheet'.

    I played at the king of clubs in Brampton when Andy ran it , I played at the Marilyn buildings at hurontario and burnhamthorpe when Jeremy ran it and I played at the trump when johnny savidas ran it with pat Quinn. Those days are long gone.

    back in the day you could make a ton of money if you were smart enough to hit and run.

    Dont know many people that run games in scarb...... only Asian Mark who has been around for 10 years at least and is a super nice guy but I doubt he has a magic supply of suckers willing to piss away 5 grand a week.


    That's all for now have to keep dodging bullets here in Mexico.
  • Crap...... I didn't really answer you.......

    long term 95% of players can NOT beat the rake at 10% max 40. That is very greedy . At 40 bucks max they are pulling 400-500 bucks out of the game each half hour.......... if the game runs 10 hours they are pulling $ 8000 off the table in rake......
  • compuease wrote: »
    With that rake no one is making money except the house...

    you cant win thats your skill level, i win here every sesh. not that im really expecting anyone on here has real balls to come play, stick to typing on your keyboards. why would i make myself sound cheap like u pussies complaining about rake when i win 500-2000 every sesh. if u need the rake to be lower to actually profit, stick to your home games and take turns dealing. rake is compensated by the loose calls you get that you normally wouldnt get at your cheap ass tight games. here, no one is folding, you get full value every hand. if youre taking a 1-2k+ pot and complaining about 40 rake, 5 going to hh jackpot, youre a cheap ass shit, i dont want to meet you, stick to your skill level. i bet you bring your own bottled water so you dont have to tip the waitresses.

    i bet youre all short stackers and play one buy in and make excuses to leave.

    we rebuy all night for 1k min. youre right, you'll get eaten alive you minnow.

    i bet you guys hit and run 5 hundos, so youre not welcome anyways.
  • I call bullshit..... Over the years many of us on here, some now gone, have played numerous undergrounds in the GTA area. Most player pools dried up as there just wasn't enough new money coming in to line the operators pockets.. No thanks, we would much rather stick to our rake free games, maybe less dollars but certainly safer...

    Not sure who you are but certainly immature...
  • Crap...... I didn't really answer you.......

    long term 95% of players can NOT beat the rake at 10% max 40. That is very greedy . At 40 bucks max they are pulling 400-500 bucks out of the game each half hour.......... if the game runs 10 hours they are pulling $ 8000 off the table in rake......


    sounds like you need a better coach or better luck, or better table selection, or pray at church before sitting down, or carry a rabbits foot in your pocket, or get a good luck card protector, with your skill level you wouldnt be winning the chips that were raked anyways, so there's no difference, you're a losing player at the core. you have all the excuses why you cant profit at cash.
  • Get lost kid, you are just a crying bitch looking for players cuz your pool is drying up, not enough suckers... You realize how often we have seen this in here. They come and go. Now it's your turn to go...


    BTW, you missed this earlier, may be the best piece of advice you get.. Other than get out before the door gets crashed in..
    Card Dead wrote: »
    BTW, your sales skills need much work.
  • compuease wrote: »
    I call bullshit..... Over the years many of us on here, some now gone, have played numerous undergrounds in the GTA area. Most player pools dried up as there just wasn't enough new money coming in to line the operators pockets.. No thanks, we would much rather stick to our rake free games, maybe less dollars but certainly safer...

    Not sure who you are but certainly immature...

    i know you dont have guts, youre weak and scared. your mind is dried up cuz your ppl dont have cash.

    15-20k on the table at 5/5+straddle, and it evolves into 5/5/10+straddle. the area your games are held at are low cash, dry and ghetto, i know.
    i understand it's difficult to see beyond the fish bowl

    i bet you have to bring your own snacks to your cheap slow games, cheap tables, and cheap uncomfortable chairs

    create a home game on pokerstars and i'll join ever table you're at.

    can you come up with more excuses
  • compuease wrote: »
    Get lost kid, you are just a crying bitch looking for players cuz your pool is drying up, not enough suckers... You realize how often we have seen this in here. They come and go. Now it's your turn to go...


    BTW, you missed this earlier, may be the best piece of advice you get.. Other than get out before the door gets crashed in..

    im not here to get players you retard, you will piss your pants in the parking lot, im showing you what real cash game in toronto looks like.
    not your cheap home game in your kitchen you fish
  • Buh bye kid... No suckers from here... your name suits you, in mind at least..
  • crippled wrote: »
    im not here to get players you retard, you will piss your pants in the parking lot, im showing you what real cash game in toronto looks like.
    not your cheap home game in your kitchen you fish

    Ummm... you may want to refer to your OP:
    crippled wrote: »
    Come join the action...
  • crippled wrote: »
    im not here to get players you retard, you will piss

    On behalf of the retards here and those with bladder control issues I an deeply offended.

    Please ban and take down that post.


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  • crippled wrote: »
    im not here to get players you retard, you will piss your pants in the parking lot, im showing you what real cash game in toronto looks like.
    not your cheap home game in your kitchen you fish

    Your real cash game looks like absolute trash. Those chips are embarrassingly shitty.

    Guaranteed you're some busto degen who's angry at the world.

    See ya!
  • I'll play if you have Oh Henry bars.

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  • pkrfce9 wrote: »
    I'll play if you have Oh Henry bars.

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    mmm, ice cream sandwiches... how I miss them...
  • Sweet mother of Jesus. $40 max rake plus another $5 for jackpot!?!?!?

    And your still pulling in 500-2k / sesh? How much do you charge for coaching? I think this whole forum might just line up for that instead of this game if the rate is reasonable.

    Hopefully op wasn't banned.


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  • UBetIFold wrote: »
    Hopefully op wasn't banned.


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    Just for 7 days, hopefully he'll come back..
  • AHHH too bad. We really could have had a lot of fun with the guy.


    Edit: glad to see your back and swinging the ban hammer comp!

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  • UBetIFold wrote: »
    AHHH too bad. We really could have had a lot of fun with the guy.

    unban? I have the power... :)
  • FREE FED

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