Rantings of a Former Stars Player
Hey everyone,
I recently got these emails (along with associated hand histories) from a good buddy who had been playing at Poker Stars for quite some time. You can see that it is a downward spiral. I think you'll appreciate his rantings!
STARTS HERE
Sending u some hands so you don't think I am delusional
Check out # 3 and # 14 - good grief on 14 buddy flops low pair with his 3 6
offsuit against a scary board and stays in versus heavy betting...nice catch
pal.
More to come.
You will love # 1 here....Lee Jones is fUCKING with me. No doubt about it.
SitnGO...very early (4th hand or so)
Check it out.
Now I'm convinced he's giving me very good 2nd-best hands to lose my shirt.
Further proof check hand # 2 - he is DOMINATED and sucks out on me.....FUCK
YOU LEE JONES
Oh this one is a beauty...hand # 1 - flop set and get worked by...oh, you
will see...look for yourself....good grief
Nice, Hand 1 again.... pocket 10s cracked by the infamous K 6 offsuit in the
small fucking blind.....chases down his gutshot vs 1 opponent (me)
I don't know grimmm, but I CAN'T see any other site being any LOOSER than
this....but I will find out next week
Deposit on the way....going over to party poker next week...they're giving
me $100 free ..... now I'm EVEN baby
Hand 1.....flopped top 2 pair...get rivered for flush
Hand 2 - outkicked with J kicker....Jesus H.
CHECK OUT HAND 1 AND TELL ME I'VE GOT NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS....
This fucker flops bottom pair (2s) on rainbow board and sucks out
runner runner flush on my flopped 2 pair....FUCK OFF LEE JONES.
Hand 1 takes the fucking cake
They are putting me in position to get fucked.....I don't know anyone who
lays this fucker down....
This figures....Hand 1 i knew he had it, but needed the proof......
I kid you not, these have almost all happened in 2 hours tonight....they are
putting me in position to lose. I am complying.
I don't think u will be seeing me at stars anymore....
Here it is, hand # 1 (and my final stars hand ever).
Fucker hits a 2 outer on river to beat my full house with a bigger full
house. Yah, sure.
Grim, the last 5 or so emails I sent you contain hands occurring within the
past half hour or so...check the time stamps. This ain't coincidence....it
is a fucking conspiracy or it is some seriously flawed software. Either
way, I'm done at stars. Done. Fini (sp?) Pull the rubber off and throw it
at the wall, I am finished.
My personal favourite is the "they are putting me in aposition to lose, I am complying".
Hope you got a laugh out of this!
Young Grimmm
I recently got these emails (along with associated hand histories) from a good buddy who had been playing at Poker Stars for quite some time. You can see that it is a downward spiral. I think you'll appreciate his rantings!
STARTS HERE
Sending u some hands so you don't think I am delusional
Check out # 3 and # 14 - good grief on 14 buddy flops low pair with his 3 6
offsuit against a scary board and stays in versus heavy betting...nice catch
pal.
More to come.
You will love # 1 here....Lee Jones is fUCKING with me. No doubt about it.
SitnGO...very early (4th hand or so)
Check it out.
Now I'm convinced he's giving me very good 2nd-best hands to lose my shirt.
Further proof check hand # 2 - he is DOMINATED and sucks out on me.....FUCK
YOU LEE JONES
Oh this one is a beauty...hand # 1 - flop set and get worked by...oh, you
will see...look for yourself....good grief
Nice, Hand 1 again.... pocket 10s cracked by the infamous K 6 offsuit in the
small fucking blind.....chases down his gutshot vs 1 opponent (me)
I don't know grimmm, but I CAN'T see any other site being any LOOSER than
this....but I will find out next week
Deposit on the way....going over to party poker next week...they're giving
me $100 free ..... now I'm EVEN baby
Hand 1.....flopped top 2 pair...get rivered for flush
Hand 2 - outkicked with J kicker....Jesus H.
CHECK OUT HAND 1 AND TELL ME I'VE GOT NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS....
This fucker flops bottom pair (2s) on rainbow board and sucks out
runner runner flush on my flopped 2 pair....FUCK OFF LEE JONES.
Hand 1 takes the fucking cake
They are putting me in position to get fucked.....I don't know anyone who
lays this fucker down....
This figures....Hand 1 i knew he had it, but needed the proof......
I kid you not, these have almost all happened in 2 hours tonight....they are
putting me in position to lose. I am complying.
I don't think u will be seeing me at stars anymore....
Here it is, hand # 1 (and my final stars hand ever).
Fucker hits a 2 outer on river to beat my full house with a bigger full
house. Yah, sure.
Grim, the last 5 or so emails I sent you contain hands occurring within the
past half hour or so...check the time stamps. This ain't coincidence....it
is a fucking conspiracy or it is some seriously flawed software. Either
way, I'm done at stars. Done. Fini (sp?) Pull the rubber off and throw it
at the wall, I am finished.
My personal favourite is the "they are putting me in aposition to lose, I am complying".
Hope you got a laugh out of this!
Young Grimmm