Epic date stories
I've been single for a little while now (March) after an 8 year relationship and I've discovered the magic of online dating... most of my dates (way too many) have been quite uneventful in the ... ehhh, crazy departement, I screwed up once but there was that one date I had last week that just left me .... well weird. So here's what happend :
A few weeks ago I received a message on a website from a girl saying "I'm going to be in your town in 2 weeks so if you want to meet up let me know".
Intriguing message so I replied and we started chatting. At some point I started receiving some "suggestive" messages , followed by normal and then more suggestive message... so anyways she gets in town and a week later we set up a "date" in her Hotel room, I bring wine , she has wine, we drink and chat everything seems perfectly normal, she talks about her boss who's a cougar and her gay coworker who's on some app called grinder that lets you meet other gay guy willing to have sex or something so anyways... after a little while she gets quite tipsy and , well... tells me she hasn't been completly honest and there's something I need to know.
Oookay... so, turns out, and I'm not kidding, her coworker and her boss decided to start messaging guys in my town because she was still a virgin and they wanted her to get laid.
I'm not making this up... she's telling me that the "normal" messages were from her and everything "dirty" were from either the gay guy or her boss.
I'm just mind=blown at that point but I'm also a bit tipsy so I'm just amazed that this situation is happening to me of all guy, so I did what any sane person would do in that position, told her to call her boss and coworker and get them in the room.
So she did, her boss came but the guy couldn't since he had a ... well, sex date. Her boss comes in the room and she's just, chill, like this whole thing is completely normal and she's talking to my date like "did you do this, and that" to kinda make me "want her" , and I'm sitting RIGHT THERE!
I did noticed some off stuff like, we were talking and she would play with her shirt to "expose" her breast a little bit more which seemed so odd at the time but it all started making sense.
So anyway, a week before she left from her other job she found a guy and they he poked her with his penis so at this point, she wasn't a virging anymore but, apparently, the other dude was terrible (she said she wanted to become a lesbian) so I had to redeem men and well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
A few weeks ago I received a message on a website from a girl saying "I'm going to be in your town in 2 weeks so if you want to meet up let me know".
Intriguing message so I replied and we started chatting. At some point I started receiving some "suggestive" messages , followed by normal and then more suggestive message... so anyways she gets in town and a week later we set up a "date" in her Hotel room, I bring wine , she has wine, we drink and chat everything seems perfectly normal, she talks about her boss who's a cougar and her gay coworker who's on some app called grinder that lets you meet other gay guy willing to have sex or something so anyways... after a little while she gets quite tipsy and , well... tells me she hasn't been completly honest and there's something I need to know.
Oookay... so, turns out, and I'm not kidding, her coworker and her boss decided to start messaging guys in my town because she was still a virgin and they wanted her to get laid.
I'm not making this up... she's telling me that the "normal" messages were from her and everything "dirty" were from either the gay guy or her boss.
I'm just mind=blown at that point but I'm also a bit tipsy so I'm just amazed that this situation is happening to me of all guy, so I did what any sane person would do in that position, told her to call her boss and coworker and get them in the room.
So she did, her boss came but the guy couldn't since he had a ... well, sex date. Her boss comes in the room and she's just, chill, like this whole thing is completely normal and she's talking to my date like "did you do this, and that" to kinda make me "want her" , and I'm sitting RIGHT THERE!
I did noticed some off stuff like, we were talking and she would play with her shirt to "expose" her breast a little bit more which seemed so odd at the time but it all started making sense.
So anyway, a week before she left from her other job she found a guy and they he poked her with his penis so at this point, she wasn't a virging anymore but, apparently, the other dude was terrible (she said she wanted to become a lesbian) so I had to redeem men and well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
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Ill put pics of the awesome girl if our 2nd date tonight goes well but if everything goes according to plan my single life could potentially be at risk !
I will accept the following: an mspaint of the situation in the hotel room. A photoshop of Samuel L. Jackson's face on the girl's body.
I know, at that point there was no way I could leave that hotel room without showing her how real men do it.
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Do you remember at what age this happened?
After two dates?!?! A few months out of an 8 year relationship?!?!
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