14K . . . Ask Me Anything

Just what the title says folks, ask me anything you want, and I will answer.

How much sense that answer makes is another story . . .

besides, if Kristy really is posting 5 to my 1, she'll be doing one of these in about a month, so this will be forgotten pretty quickly.

Have at it . . .

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  • Have you ever been arrested?
  • What is the least straight sexual act you've ever performed?
  • If you HAD to choose one of the animal/human hybrids from my HOF thread, who do you marry?
  • What name would you call her?
  • What is your life's most embarrassing moment?
  • What is your actual job? If you were starting over what path do you wish you had pursued?
  • Kristy wrote: »
    Have you ever been arrested?

    Arrested? No.
  • What's the view like from your side of the hill? Any blue pills? Do you fart dust yet? Were velociraptors really as mean as Jurrasic Park makes them seem?
  • Kristy wrote: »
    What is the least straight sexual act you've ever performed?

    Not really sure . . . only ever been with women. Getting oral while digitally pleasuring my partner while she was tickling my . . . well, you know. >:D
  • Milo wrote: »
    Not really sure . . . only ever been with women. Getting oral while digitally pleasuring my partner while she was tickling my . . . well, you know. >:D

    Cosmospolitian, the only definitive and educational source for sexual advice--LDO-- says that men over 45 really like ass-stimulation. Is the future really such a dark place?
  • Kristy wrote: »
    If you HAD to choose one of the animal/human hybrids from my HOF thread, who do you marry?

    Probably the Tiger, though your female centaur looks disturbingly like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
    Kristy wrote: »
    What name would you call her?

    Kitty? Or is that too cliché?
    Kristy wrote: »
    What is your life's most embarrassing moment?

    Slept with a friend's girlfriend . . . twice. Worst, most embarrassing thing I have ever done. Still ashamed of it.
    Kristy wrote: »
    What is your actual job? If you were starting over what path do you wish you had pursued?

    I run a small warehouse for the Canadian branch of a global chemical supplier. I think I would probably look into journalism/reporting. I think I could have taken that path somewhere.
    Kristy wrote: »
    What's the view like from your side of the hill? Any blue pills? Do you fart dust yet? Were velociraptors really as mean as Jurrasic Park makes them seem?

    The view up here is fantastic. I look back and see all the things that have transpired in my life to date and think, "How the fuck did I manage to make it all this way?" and "How lucky am I to be where I am?" Then I look off into the future and see possibilities that branch out like so many balls of yarn waiting for my cats to run by and tangle them up into some colossal Gordian knot that I will never decipher. And, way out near the horizon, is some dude holding a lantern. I can only assume it's comp.

    No blue pills. When the equipment stops working, I am not about to go looking for a boost.

    I do not fart dust, yet.

    Velociraptors are just cute little bunnikins. Hell, Jesus rode one, so how mean can they be?
  • Kristy wrote: »
    Cosmospolitian, the only definitive and educational source for sexual advice--LDO-- says that men over 45 really like ass-stimulation. Is the future really such a dark place?

    OK, so you did know . . . dark place? I don't know, I am not flexible enough to see.

    Does it matter that the first time this happened I was younger than Cosmo's demographic?
  • What compels someone to post 14,000 times on a poker forum?

    What in your estimation, will the end number of posts be?
  • It went like this:

    beanie42 originally had far and away the most posts on the forum. Then I passed him. Then comp became a mod and passed me. Then milo came back and started spewing crap all over the forum.
  • Wetts1012 wrote: »
    What compels someone to post 14,000 times on a poker forum?

    What in your estimation, will the end number of posts be?

    Not sure "compels" is the right word. I do like "talking" with you folks . . . .
    I have no idea what the end number will be. If I ever start taking this game seriously and posting in the strat forums, I might just end up OWNING this place.
  • moose wrote: »
    It went like this:

    beanie42 originally had far and away the most posts on the forum. Then I passed him. Then comp became a mod and passed me. Then milo came back and started spewing crap all over the forum.

    Came back? Unless you are referring to the absence between my Phred and Milo monikers, I am not sure what you mean.
  • Have you ever been in a physical fight past the age of 24?
    Have you ever been a victim of crime besides a car break in?
    Have you ever saved a life or helped someone in grave danger?
    Do you have any overwhelming fears/phobias?
    Concerning eggs - runny yolks, cooked yolks, or no yolks?
  • This topic is going beyond insanity:D
  • Milo wrote: »
    Came back? Unless you are referring to the absence between my Phred and Milo monikers, I am not sure what you mean.
    yes

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  • MsBlue wrote: »
    Have you ever been in a physical fight past the age of 24?
    Have you ever been a victim of crime besides a car break in?
    Have you ever saved a life or helped someone in grave danger?
    Do you have any overwhelming fears/phobias?
    Concerning eggs - runny yolks, cooked yolks, or no yolks?

    Yes, I have . . . drinking was involved. I "won".

    Well, technically, the fight constituted "assault, as the other guy started it. But I do not count that, so the answer is "no".

    Yes. Wife and I were coming up Hwy 410N just past Derry when we came upon an accident that had just occurred. Both of us had First Aid, so we pulled over. There was a guy lying in the middle of the lane, but not too worse for wear. Directed the bystander who was gawking to talk and assess, while I examined the car. Wife followed the skid marks to locate another vehicle in the median strip (almost a ravine in those days, since filled). Driver of that car was stumbling around bleeding from the head and looking to be heading into shock. By this time the Cops showed and some teenager decides "he's in charge". Wife is trying to tell him about the woman in shock before running back to assist and he yells at her to STFU. At this point I lose it on this guy and use my best "command voice" to tell him to get someone to follow my wife and help out the situation or get the hell out of the way. He goes to directing traffic while a firefighter comes up and asks for the situation. Give the fireman the run-down, make sure the three people who needed the help got it, and the wife and I left.

    No fears or phobias that I am aware of, though I do find myself to be more nervous near precipices than I used to be. Heights have never bothered me before, to the point of free-climbing the cliff at Kelso one summer.

    I am ambivalent as to yolk rigidity. So long as they are cooked the way I ask, it's all good. My wife makes AWESOME scrambled eggs (tyvm Gordon Ramsey).


    chaimr1924 wrote: »
    This topic is going beyond insanity:D

    Is there a question in there? To INSANITY . . . and BEYOND !!!
    moose wrote: »
    yes

    Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

    Other than my claims, how do you know that Phred and I are actually the same person?
  • I don't appreciate your ambivalence regarding yolks, but I approve of all other answers.

    I don't enjoy unprotected heights either, but I'm ok with tall buildings or a waist high guard rail. I'm ok on a solid platform, but I get skittish on a platform like a fire escape that I can see through.
  • No . . . for me, it is just things like rooftops where the edge is cliff-like. But it has to be a good height, at least several stories.
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