Poker Fiend

mragmooremragmoore
in General Poker Chat
I've been playing poker for a couple of months now.

Add some funnies to the list:

You know that you are a poker friend when...


1) You see the word "acces" and think "Aces" but that part of the flyer is actually French meaning "access".

2) You see the license plate, 7 5 4 3 K J and start thinking about the possible straights vs. high pairs.

:D

Comments

  • JayJay
    LMAO

    I now have something to look for on cars' plates during my morning commute to Toronto.
  • mragmooremragmoore
    3) You read a list of movies and come to, "Deadly Isolation" and wonder where the dealer is.
  • WonkoTheSaneWonkoTheSane
    4). You sit down for dinner and ask if you need to post.
  • ChugsChugs
    WonkoTheSane wrote:
    4). You sit down for dinner and ask if you need to post.

    ROFLOL:D
  • waderwader
    She asks for more and you say "I'm all-in"
  • mragmooremragmoore
    5) You are reading news headlines and see,

    "Quads Mom In Financial Bind As Birth Date Near"

    and you think "Quads, huh?" And then feel dissapointed when you read that it's just some crap about babies:

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    ( It’s called a blessed event. But it may not be one for Patricia Dominguez and her husband Ricardo Avila.

    The couple is expecting quadruplets. But there’s a catch – because they’re landed immigrants who just arrived here in January, their O.H.I.P. coverage doesn’t kick in until April 6th.

    If the babies arrive before then, the pair will be on the hook for thousands of dollars in hospital costs.

    But they’re already ringing up big bills – Patricia has developed high blood pressure as a result of her high risk pregnancy, and is running up a tab of $1,200 a day in Mount Sinai Hospital. She’s been there for only 24 hours, but fears what will happen if her stay lengthens.

    So far, both Patricia and the babies are fine. But the couple can’t say the same for their wallets. They’ve applied for an exemption, but there’s no guarantee the government will grant it.

    “We're committing to having someone call her within the next 24 hours to clarify,” vows Dan Strafbourg of the Ministry of Health.

    In the meantime, Patricia waits like all expectant moms, hoping all four of her coming newborns will be healthy. It may be up to the government to determine if they’ll ever be wealthy.

    Dominguez is hoping to deliver them on April 7th - one day after her coverage kicks in.

    http://www.pulse24.com/News/Top_Story/20050322-014/page.asp )
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