We got back this afternoon. Boy, Windsor sure is NOT St Pete's Beach!
Ultimately, I can sum up the whole thing in one sentence: 8 months of planning for an 8 minute ceremony. I'm not even joking, someone timed it. See, neither of us is overly religious, so we wrote our own ceremony and had a friend marry us. Did you know that when you remove all references to God, all prayers, hymns and psalms from the ceremony and then add a couple of jokes and put in a unity sand ceremony, the whole thing takes less time than most Queen songs?
Oh, and for the first time in 35 years, it rained on May 1st there. Thankfully, our wrestling show background made us extremely prepared for how to Macguyver a plan B out of 3 paper clips, used bubble gum and a half dead jelly fish, so it all went very well
We got back this afternoon. Boy, Windsor sure is NOT St Pete's Beach!
Ultimately, I can sum up the whole thing in one sentence: 8 months of planning for an 8 minute ceremony. I'm not even joking, someone timed it. See, neither of us is overly religious, so we wrote our own ceremony and had a friend marry us. Did you know that when you remove all references to God, all prayers, hymns and psalms from the ceremony and then add a couple of jokes and put in a unity sand ceremony, the whole thing takes less time than most Queen songs?
Oh, and for the first time in 35 years, it rained on May 1st there. Thankfully, our wrestling show background made us extremely prepared for how to Macguyver a plan B out of 3 paper clips, used bubble gum and a half dead jelly fish, so it all went very well
If you tell us that the honeymoon involved going to a taping of TNA Impact, I am coming for you with a folding chair . . . BROTHER . . .
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Sympathy to the Mrs.
I'd say something smartassish at this point, but why bother. Hope you have a great day.
A man is never truly complete, until he takes a wife . . .
only then is he finished.
We got back this afternoon. Boy, Windsor sure is NOT St Pete's Beach!
Ultimately, I can sum up the whole thing in one sentence: 8 months of planning for an 8 minute ceremony. I'm not even joking, someone timed it. See, neither of us is overly religious, so we wrote our own ceremony and had a friend marry us. Did you know that when you remove all references to God, all prayers, hymns and psalms from the ceremony and then add a couple of jokes and put in a unity sand ceremony, the whole thing takes less time than most Queen songs?
Oh, and for the first time in 35 years, it rained on May 1st there. Thankfully, our wrestling show background made us extremely prepared for how to Macguyver a plan B out of 3 paper clips, used bubble gum and a half dead jelly fish, so it all went very well
If you tell us that the honeymoon involved going to a taping of TNA Impact, I am coming for you with a folding chair . . . BROTHER . . .
Impact tapes on the road now, so that wasn't a possibility. Almost got to hang out with the NXT guys though
In b4 pics of a mr and mrs potato head themed cake topper!
Congrats mate, may you make each other happier in good times and bad. (and continue to give each other suplexes in the back yard on occasion.)