Possible 'Slit my wrists' Sunday BAP

Hobbes

Merge players are soooo bad in general.


GTA and other PFC'ers excepted

Hobbes

Here's how to deal with the table push tard

MERGE_GAME #5287841400081: Holdem NL Tournament 04/08/2012 15:12:52
Table $1,500 Guaranteed Deepstack Turbo Freezeout , 52820733, Seats 9 (Tournament: $1,500 Guaranteed Deepstack Turbo Freezeout , 52820733 Buy-In: $0+$0.00)
Seat 1: WarrenBuffet08 ($15,923.00 in chips)
Seat 2: dream3429 ($11,108.00 in chips)
Seat 3: CCdomin8te ($9,100.00 in chips)
Seat 4: YuranPt ($3,440.00 in chips)
Seat 5: K3ys3rS0z3 ($13,738.00 in chips)
Seat 6: spiderman323 ($5,265.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 7: limprichard ($20,731.00 in chips)
Seat 8: MistaDoctaKim ($18,024.00 in chips)
Seat 9: shniggle ($8,889.00 in chips)
WarrenBuffet08: Post Ante $100.00
dream3429: Post Ante $100.00
CCdomin8te: Post Ante $100.00
YuranPt: Post Ante $100.00
K3ys3rS0z3: Post Ante $100.00
spiderman323: Post Ante $100.00
limprichard: Post Ante $100.00
MistaDoctaKim: Post Ante $100.00
shniggle: Post Ante $100.00
limprichard: Post SB $500.00
MistaDoctaKim: Post BB $1,000.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to K3ys3rS0z3 [Ad Ah]
shniggle: Fold
WarrenBuffet08: Fold
dream3429: Fold
CCdomin8te: Fold
YuranPt: Fold
K3ys3rS0z3: Raise $2,000.00
spiderman323: Fold
limprichard: Fold
MistaDoctaKim: Allin $18,024.00
K3ys3rS0z3: Allin $11,738.00
*** FLOP *** [3c Js 9h]
*** TURN *** [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [7c]
*** SUMMARY ***
K3ys3rS0z3: Shows [Ad Ah]
MistaDoctaKim: Shows [5d As]
MistaDoctaKim: wins $5,286.00
K3ys3rS0z3: wins $28,876.00

moose

mickelson triple bogeys when I have $5 on him to win from when I went to Vegas in Feb.

#slitmywristssunday

FML

You would think he was playing some sort of drunken best ball tourney or something instead of a a major. The video of the 4th hole is horrific.

http://www.masters.com/en_US/players/player_1810.html?r=lb#

Hobbes

Bit of #rungood

MERGE_GAME #5287984600053: Holdem NL Tournament 04/08/2012 15:28:39
Table $7,500 Guaranteed Freezeout, 52434836, Seats 9 (Tournament: $7,500 Guaranteed Freezeout, 52434836 Buy-In: $0+$0.00)
Seat 1: Victorjg18 ($2,130.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 2: K3ys3rS0z3 ($1,690.00 in chips)
Seat 3: DeuceWillis ($6,850.00 in chips)
Seat 4: TimEnglish ($3,205.00 in chips)
Seat 5: zbassy12 ($4,188.00 in chips)
Seat 6: KaMpAmBa14 ($2,270.00 in chips)
Seat 7: 8IWINULOSETHX8 ($3,000.00 in chips)
Seat 8: colsha11 ($4,208.00 in chips)
Seat 9: pronster ($3,815.00 in chips)
K3ys3rS0z3: Post SB $75.00
DeuceWillis: Post BB $150.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to K3ys3rS0z3 [8c 7d]
TimEnglish: Fold
zbassy12: Fold
KaMpAmBa14: Fold
8IWINULOSETHX8: Fold
colsha11: Fold
pronster: Fold
Victorjg18: Fold
K3ys3rS0z3: Allin $1,690.00
DeuceWillis: Call $1,615.00
*** FLOP *** [As 6c 2s]
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER *** [9c]
*** SUMMARY ***
K3ys3rS0z3: Shows [8c 7d]
DeuceWillis: Shows [Ah 5c]
K3ys3rS0z3: wins $3,530.00

Hobbes

moose wrote: »

mickelson triple bogeys when I have $5 on him to win from when I went to Vegas in Feb.

#slitmywristssunday

ewwww

Milo

You have to wonder why he would not just take an "unplayable" from that spot. Sometimes he is his own worst enemy. Wonder if he plays poker?

Hobbes

ITM in the turbo 8/18

Hobbes

Should have gone to the bathroom ....

MERGE_GAME #5287841400111: Holdem NL Tournament 04/08/2012 15:37:58
Table $1,500 Guaranteed Deepstack Turbo Freezeout , 52820733, Seats 9 (Tournament: $1,500 Guaranteed Deepstack Turbo Freezeout , 52820733 Buy-In: $0+$0.00)
Seat 2: ChildOfJesus7 ($18,006.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 4: Neenie45 ($146,886.00 in chips)
Seat 5: K3ys3rS0z3 ($59,933.00 in chips)
Seat 6: ebombexpress ($47,585.00 in chips)
Seat 7: limprichard ($22,002.00 in chips)
Seat 8: greerzy2 ($32,420.00 in chips)
Seat 9: shniggle ($23,248.00 in chips)
ChildOfJesus7: Post Ante $300.00
Neenie45: Post Ante $300.00
K3ys3rS0z3: Post Ante $300.00
ebombexpress: Post Ante $300.00
limprichard: Post Ante $300.00
greerzy2: Post Ante $300.00
shniggle: Post Ante $300.00
Neenie45: Post SB $1,500.00
K3ys3rS0z3: Post BB $3,000.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to K3ys3rS0z3 [Kc Kd]
ebombexpress: Fold
limprichard: Fold
greerzy2: Allin $32,420.00
shniggle: Fold
ChildOfJesus7: Fold
Neenie45: Fold
K3ys3rS0z3: Call $29,420.00
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5d 3d]
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER *** [6h]
*** SUMMARY ***
K3ys3rS0z3: Shows [Kc Kd]
greerzy2: Shows [Ad Kh]
greerzy2: wins $68,440.00

Hobbes

13th in the turbo for $27

Hobbes

Misrread the lobby, the $109 satty is a rebuy.

refunding the $11 .. if I bink a seat we can play it

Hobbes

Sunday has beaten me. Going to unreg from the remaining games, since I am mentally drained and beaten.

Hobbes wrote: »

Updates
position and stack size

12:30 $11 Out
13:00 4.5k gtd Out
13:30 5k gtd $22 Out 5 from the $
13:30 Sunday Storm $11 Out
15:00 DS Turbo 1.5k gtd $11 Out
15:00 DS Turbo 1.5k gtd $11 Out 13/180 $27
15:30 7.5k gtd $22 Out
16:00 Sunday 20k $11 Out
17:00 Satty to the Nightly $109 $11 - REFUNDED
18:00 17.5k gtd $22 - Out
19:00 DS Turbo 7.5k gtd $11 - REFUNDED
19:00 KO $16 - REFUNDED
19:30 5.5k gtd $22 - REFUNDED
20:00 $3250 gtd $11 - REFUNDED

final Bankroll:

Winnings $27 :bs:
Refunds: $71

Final tally: $98

JohnnieH

No worries Hobbes.

Wolffhound

I wasn't in on this one, but, good effort Hobbes, its a tough grind.
GG and GL on the next one.

philliivey

Not in this either but nice try, I am same as you drained and beaten today.:)

compuease

I'm not.









Course I didn't play poker today. . Nice effort Hobbes, good decision when you know you're not at your best.

Unknown

shoulda gotten subway lol

Hobbes

Everyone has been paid out.

Sorry I could not run better.

trigs

received.

gg.

compuease

I woulda just been fine with you giving it another try next weekend, and still am... in for same %....

Hobbes

compuease wrote: »

I woulda just been fine with you giving it another try next weekend, and still am... in for same %....

Might do that.

I still have another wrist.

TheMill

got it..thanks hobbes.